The Summer’s Eve Douche Death Match between Justin Timberlake and Kanye West went into round 2 last night on SNL when Justin grabbed Kanye’s kilt and dragged that trick’s ass along the floor for talking shit about “Suit & Tie.”
At his show in London last month, Kanye Kardashian fired the first shot during one of his eye roll-inducing rants when he said, “I got love for Hov, but I ain’t fucking with that ‘Suit & Tie.’” Coming from a trick who’s fucking with a Kardashian, that’s a compliment. So Justin should’ve flipped his head the other way and ignored Gay Fish, but since he can’t resist a good old-fashioned douche off, he fired back last night. While performing “Suit & Tie” with Jay-Z (click here if you need to see it), the Robin Thicke impersonator sang out this lyric:
“My hits so sick/Got rappers acting dramatic.”
This beef is nowhere near as entertaining as LaDouche vs. Baldwin, but I still love it when two catty queens try to yank the plugs out of each other’s asses. I’m sure Kanye will come back and try to slap the Dark & Lovely out of Justin’s hair. I’m not on Team Gay Fish and I’m not on Team Timberlake, but I still can’t wait for their next meeting in the ladies room.
Here’s some pictures of Justin and Jessica Biel outside of the SNL after-party last night and also some pictures of Jessica trying to stir up the pregnancy rumors by wearing some maternity shit yesterday afternoon.