Timberlake vs. Gay Fish: Round Two
The Summer's Eve Douche Death Match between Justin Timberlake and Kanye West went into round 2 last night on SNL when Justin grabbed Kanye's kilt and dragged that trick's ass along the floor for talking shit about "Suit & Tie."
At his show in London last month, Kanye Kardashian fired the first shot during one of his eye roll-inducing rants when he said, "I got love for Hov, but I ain't fucking with that 'Suit & Tie.'" Coming from a trick who's fucking with a Kardashian, that's a compliment. So Justin should've flipped his head the other way and ignored Gay Fish, but since he can't resist a good old-fashioned douche off, he fired back last night. While performing "Suit & Tie" with Jay-Z (click here if you need to see it), the Robin Thicke impersonator sang out this lyric:
"My hits so sick/Got rappers acting dramatic."
This beef is nowhere near as entertaining as LaDouche vs. Baldwin, but I still love it when two catty queens try to yank the plugs out of each other's asses. I'm sure Kanye will come back and try to slap the Dark & Lovely out of Justin's hair. I'm not on Team Gay Fish and I'm not on Team Timberlake, but I still can't wait for their next meeting in the ladies room.
Here's some pictures of Justin and Jessica Biel outside of the SNL after-party last night and also some pictures of Jessica trying to stir up the pregnancy rumors by wearing some maternity shit yesterday afternoon.
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Justin is from the very redneck Milington, Tennessee. There's no way he could bring a black girl (even an ambiguous mixed black girl) home. Even people who are against racism would still look down upon their children marrying outside their race.
I can't say I ever pictured who he'd end up with, but I was for sure after that Ciara collab a few years back he would have gone for her, but alas Jessica held on tight. Good for her.
The idea that a failed teenage romance had anything to do with Britney's ADULT problems, after a failed marriage and two children 6 years later, is nothing short of silly. She said herself that she took her break up with Kevin harder than anything in MTV's For The Record.
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I really doubt Janet and Justin were ever ex "fuck buddies". She was with Jermaine Dupriwhen those rumors popped up. The closest Justin ever got to Janet sexually was masturbating to his posters growing up as a teenager, lets be real here.
Something creepy and weird about Biel
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by softness1 on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 6:11pm.
After seeing a Britney posting. I'm all fuck Justin. He drove her bat shit crazy. And u know he was no angel. Claiming she cheated. But hello he was a teenage / early 20's superstar singer. We know he was no angel.
Fuck him. She has never been the same
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that's ridiculous, they broke up in 2002 when they were 21 and 22, you think she's been obviously mentally ill for a decade of a breakup?
The two strongest theories for her going crazy are postpartum depression/breakup with Kevin or getting addicted to pain killers after knee surgery. She was relatively normal for a few years after she and Justin broke up.
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Well, the break-up with Justin definitely set it off. You have to take everything into consideration. She was an innocent and naive young girl who was promised the world. Everything was peachy and the suddenly she couldn't go anywhere without being followed by hundreds of people, people came down on her like a ton of bricks for every move, her record company forced her to follow an exhausting regime and she was very much controlled. She was told what to do and probably felt like she didn't have much of her own life. Justin was her salvation through all of that, but after he left, i think she felt very lonely. And that's why she started rebelling. It started with the 55-hour marriage. I think a lot of her behaviour which has been labelled as "crazy" has other explanations. Shaving her head as a "fuck you" to her record company who worked her like a robot. Not giving a crap about doing anything to promote Blackout (I remember her being asked in an interview if she was going to do any promotional stuff and she just said "no" and laughed). When she shaved her head, apparently she said "I don't want them to touch me". She obviously felt hounded non-stop. I think you have to be an emotionless cunt like Madonna to be able to handle that. A sweet, innocent girl like Britney simply couldn't. Then K-Fuck came along and used her, and maybe post-partum depression and turning to drugs made it all worse. Maybe all of that activated a genetic pre-disposition to bipolar disorder.
So in short - you can't point to just one cause, but breaking up with Justin was certainly the point at which it started to go downhill. And Justin didn't contact her once after they broke up. He admitted it. He saw her downward spiral and didn't reach out to offer his help. That's a douche.
Kanye, who cannot help himself, will probably be pulling an all-nighter drafting his series of twitter responses. I prefer basically ALL of Kanye's stuff to JT's but that Suit and Tie is growing on me like a hideous tumor. You know JT is only throwing a punch b/c he can hide behind Jay-Z (who is soooo AWFUL on that song).
Also, saw Jessica Biel recently in person and up close. She was pretty gorgeous but she was all dressed up, hair and makeup, etc. They are a weird pairing.
submitted by Puppy Love on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:26pm
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...true they milked that cracking eachother up thing a bit...but it was rooted in genuine comedic timing and talent...
...and I'd take Carol, Harvey and Tim yukking it up most days over the likes of Bobby Moynihan pulling stupid expressions and giving his lacklustre all to fulfill the 'Belushi' meme in the cast...
...Timberlake can actually sing live and has pretty good comedic timing...but in the grand scheme of the tv landscape over the years, compared to the best of 'em, JT rates a 'meh'...
...and poor Kanye is in the outer circles of the Inferno now...he'll either get steadily sucked in further as he maintains the Kardashian farce or he'll be thrown full force into the centre of the fire if he tries to get out...never thought I'd say this, but...poor b*astard...
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:51pm.
...just check out one of the later Carol Burnett episodes and you'll see a comedy-variety show with real brilliance...great and often brilliant writing, witty music, and awesome performers...including most of the guest stars they ever had on the show...
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I agree that the show could be very funny. But CB, Harvey Korman, and Tim Conway's cracking up during the skits was lame. "OOoooh we're so funny we're even making OURSELVES laugh!"
Fucking ponderous.
Biel is walking in those pictures like that Molly Shannon character on Seinfeld that didn't move her arms.
I think it's absolutely hilarious that JT called Fish out. I mean really, Kanye, you impregnated Kim Kardashian of all people.
OMG this shit is about to go down! especially when Kanye orders his bodyguards and Justin orders his bodyguards to fight each other.
and when the bodyguards start fighting, Justin and Kanye will be standing back, biting their lower lips, flashing "gangster" signs, and puffing their chests out and beating their chests with the fists, mouthing "what mother fucker, want some ?"
and thats when the bodyguards think "WTF?" and decide to stop, step back, and let these two fight.
and Justin and Kanye dont wanna lose their "street cred" as gangsters, so they starting screeching at the top of the voice in a sing off.
and one of the bodyguards shouts "shut the fuck up and fight"
and thats when Justin and Kanye scream like Zena Warrior Princess and just run at each other... hands flapping in the air.
If Justin really wants to beat up Kanye, alls he gotta do is she send in She-Hulk, I mean Jessica Biel.
She-Hulk mad, nobody make fun of She-Hulk husband, and when She-Hulk gets mad, she SMASHA-YOU! in pieces. RRREEEEEOOAAARRRRR
LOL@ " slap the dark and lovely out of his hair." MK, I laughed so hard I cried.
I'm not a fan of JT, really--his music or his 'acting career'. But, obviously, if I had to choose a side it would be his. I do think, though, I could tolerate him being an "actor" if he would just stick to comedy films. Why go against the grain?
I also think Jessica Biel is attractive, but she definitely tries too hard. Just be a homegirl. She looks like she's *supposed* to be the hot girl who looks good in anything (like a dirty old t-shirt) and cheers with you while watching football. Not so much the high-fashion dilettante.
And I'm mostly ambivalent about "Dick In a Box" but I love the skit/song for "Jizz In My Pants" (Justin's contribution is negligible). Unrelated, I also find Andy Samberg incredibly attractive. Though I'm glad the afro stage is over.
JT needs to develop his own look and music. In other words, "Stop copying Robin Thicke". At least he has stopped acting.
I hope they keep it up. Could get entertaining.
Submitted by softness1 on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 6:11pm.
After seeing a Britney posting. I'm all fuck Justin. He drove her bat shit crazy. And u know he was no angel. Claiming she cheated. But hello he was a teenage / early 20's superstar singer. We know he was no angel.
Fuck him. She has never been the same
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that's ridiculous, they broke up in 2002 when they were 21 and 22, you think she's been obviously mentally ill for a decade of a breakup?
The two strongest theories for her going crazy are postpartum depression/breakup with Kevin or getting addicted to pain killers after knee surgery. She was relatively normal for a few years after she and Justin broke up.
She was crazy afterwards. She broke down like 5 yrs after him not 10. Remember she married some dude in Vegas. She was doing weird and stupid shit pple do to get the attention of their ex. I guess she thought he'd get jealous Then the drugs. Then marrying Kevin but the yr before she was with her black married back up dancer, who turned out to be actor Columbus Short before he got known....he was married and went back to his wife....I remember the pix of him & Brit back then becuz a little later Stomp the yard came out with him. He admits it all now that he's divorce
This was pointed out in court recently. Her mom noticed the change a downward spiral after that breakup. He embarrassed her with "cry me a river". He's catty. Subliminal...He made some dig at her this year. Saying u think someone's the one then u find out she was just some bitch..
Poor Jessica. She hung in for life. He's been rumored to fucking most his co stars. Jessica looks drained. And I never hear her talk anymore.
After seeing a Britney posting. I'm all fuck Justin. He drove her bat shit crazy. And u know he was no angel. Claiming she cheated. But hello he was a teenage / early 20's superstar singer. We know he was no angel.
Fuck him. She has never been the same
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:37pm.
I'm more offended by his open mockery of the homeless.
what happened? tia
Foxxy:
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_dnawnf79/
They wrote it off as a 'private' joke of course, but it played at their wedding.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 4:41pm.
Your avatar scares me! LOL.
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Kanye Kardashian............omg now that is funny
Is it any wonder why I havent bought a music CD in about 10 years.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ahh, nobody likes Timberflake and the little bitch CANNOT dance, so just stop already!!.
At least Gayfish HAS a personality, I suppose.
I love that they're having a bitch fight to be Jay Z's BFF. I just don't get it, I don't think Jay Z is good at rapping, he never seems like he'd be interesting to talk to and I get that he has a lot of money but they have enough of their own.
It makes me LOL to think of him sitting in a salon chair, enduring the flat iron.
ETA: I think Jessica Biel is pretty. *ducks flying tomatoes*
Janet > Justin. She managed a successful career back when radio wouldn't play two females back to back. Radio plays the same ten people nowadays.
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. She had mega money on her own but managed to snap up a fine ass billionaire, she's probably like Justin who??
I'm so glad his acting career imploded. Remember the Blind about 3 years ago with the A+ "singing actor" who was always so bad on the set that the other cast and crew would snicker behind his back and his stuff ended up always being on the cutting room floor. You had it right MK with Timberdouche and the black bar over his eyes.
Somehow these two are trying to be relevant with all this non drama around a bland song.
"My hits so sick/Got rappers acting dramatic" sounds like something I'd write in my notepad if I were 16 if I had a chip on my shoulder.
Hate this song of Justin's.
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Well goddamn Foxxy, she couldn't totally seperate herself from the Jackson shady/crazy, it's in the genes, lols.
Speaking of bank robberies, I watched Out of Sight for the umpteenth time. Gawd that movie is so hot, Clooney and JLo just smoldered onscreen. She hasn't done anything as good since. People can have Body Heat, this one is the shitz for me.
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:44pm.
oh, i believe janet is the second most talented of the jackson children and (was) a stunningly beautiful woman. but also think that some of her misfortune might have to do with some "karmic payback" -- she always seems to have some kind of package of secrets and lies going and that comes at a cost...
*leaves dlisted to go find one of my ex's and plan a bank robbery, lol*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
When are these people all going to fuck off?
Ugh. All of this hummus talk is making me hungry! :)
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:47pm.
Doggie... Went out and got hummus
Yummmmm...
Not looking at the calories on it...
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It is a little high but it's *good* calories, cuz it's chickpeas, tahini, garlic etc..nomnomnom..all good for you in moderation. ;)
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:37pm.
I'm more offended by his open mockery of the homeless.
what happened? tia
/i couldn't care less about janet jackson. she is a grown ass woman who decid(ed to go along with that dumb plan. with an alleged) ex fuck buddy. because of course ex fuck buddies will always be there for you when the shit starts flying. imo janet jackson is an idiot, and it seems to be showing up in other areas of her life in addition to that SB b.s.
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I admit to being biased towards Janet but I'm no loon for her. TBS, life proves us how one incident (good or bad) can alter the direction of our lives. I always felt she managed to successfully seperate herself from the crazies in her family and even managed to hold her own in the popularity contest between her and Madonna.
The alleged hook ups with this douche was probably nothing more than good publicity at the time but that SB business, she got in bed with a douche who had ulterior motives. It wasn't a good idea and he burned her. She hasn't been the same since.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 2:50pm.
Dog/anno/mike - Sabra hummus is crack. I tried Tribe once & went back to Sabra. I could honestly finish off a container of that in one sitting, if left to my own devices. Sabra hummus paired with the salty goodness of Safeway/Genaurdi's brand tortilla chips....Yum.
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Sabra hummus is my favorite. I spread it on a Flatout Flatbread, throw some chopped arugula, cucumbers and tomatoes on it, roll it up, and it's yummy!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I hate them both,but I'll be team anyone that fucks with Kanye
...uh yeah can't stand either one of them...pretentious, self-important and well past sell-by date...
...and while JT is moderately humorous on SNL, I think the only reason he's received such acclaim is because the calibre of guest host talent has been so lame for so long...
...just check out one of the later Carol Burnett episodes and you'll see a comedy-variety show with real brilliance...great and often brilliant writing, witty music, and awesome performers...including most of the guest stars they ever had on the show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keL5ZyRcQ8I
...and WTF was Bobby Moyniham doing being featured in all of the first sketches on last night's SNL? He's about as funny and entertaining as boil lancing on a Kardashian...Lorne Michaels must have owed his agent some favors...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:35pm.
Never heard one song from these two...
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ElB, you never heard Timberdouche's "Dick in a box" and "Jizz in my pants"? :P
NEVER! You lil rascal! Been playing with 2 little rascal kittys today :)
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Doggie... Went out and got hummus
Yummmmm...
Not looking at the calories on it...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Just got back from watching Jessica in "Planet 51" at the kids room in McDonalds.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:35pm.
Never heard one song from these two...
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ElB, you never heard Timberdouche's "Dick in a box" and "Jizz in my pants"? :P
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:43pm.
Waiting for the J.T., Kanye, Jay-Z sex tape to be leaked.
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Oh FUCK! I'm EATING!!!!!!!!
*puts down bean burrito*
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Waiting for the J.T., Kanye, Jay-Z sex tape to be leaked.
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:19pm.
Roots (bramd) Hummus is just as good as Sabra in my experience. It can be found in some specialty food shop in NC and VA (and perhaps farther afield).
Just looked - not available in MI. At least not yet.
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Nowhere near CT. All in the South.
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Can't stand Timberlake but I thought his dancers were pretty great.
Never heard one song from these two but I'm with Kanye...why? Homeless video at Timbersnakes wedding. I owe him a roundhouse kick to the solar plexus..Kanye, he's in Hell already.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 3:19pm.
Roots (bramd) Hummus is just as good as Sabra in my experience. It can be found in some specialty food shop in NC and VA (and perhaps farther afield).
Just looked - not available in MI. At least not yet.
I watched Timberpussy on SNL and he was pretty good. I don't get the "HOV" worship at all. Also, I consider JT and Jessica (I'm too beautiful for acting roles) Beil to be the budget Ed Burns/Christie Turlington. D-list wannabes who are multi-millionaires. Tragic, really. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Team JUSTIN. FUCK Kanye and his awful taste in clothes and women.
(I know Biel ain't great, but Kim? UGH)
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Why don't you ask him what's going wrong?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
I watched the funniest Kathy griffen comedy on Justin. It was when she got TI to come on her show life on the D-list. Well she got TI to call Justin and then put him on speaker according to Kathy JT was out blacking TI on the phone, but then JT asked TI what he was doing and TI told him he was filming life on the D-list. That's when JT suddenly turned white again and said he had to go lol. He wouldn't sign the release form to have the conversation on the show, so that's why she tells the story during her stand up. JT is truly a fake bitch and yes your song does suck even though I hate agreeing with Kanye.