Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles’ Huge Ass Butterfly Tattoo

March 10, 2013 / Posted by:

I don’t know if it’s temporary and I don’t know if it’s real, but I definitely know that every time Harry Styles takes his shirt off, he’s going to find Mariah Carey stuck to his chest. Like a moth to a flame = Like a Mimi to a butterfly. Harry better keep a net on him at all times, because Mimi will try to mate with that thing.

Harry Styles apparently got Mimi’s family crest inked onto his toro and the picture of new his tattoo was found on the Flickr page of tattoo artist Liam Sparks. It’s since been deleted, but Harry’s spokeswhore tells E! that it’s definitely Harry in the picture.

See, this is what happens when you date Taylor Swift. Harry has definitely had way too much Taylor Swift in his life. Lying on her pirate ship bed and staring up at her ceiling mural of butterflies got to him. It’s only a matter of time before Harry Styles gets the Lisa Frank logo tattooed on his ass lips.

Well, at least this Silence of the Lambs tattoo has made Harry’s ship tattoo feel better about itself. It’s no longer the dumbest tattoo on Harry’s body. And I wish that we could fast forward 40 years to see what Harry’s reverse tramp stamp looks like. It’ll probably look like a wilted moth dying in a puddle of pudding.

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