Sunday, March 10th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles' Huge Ass Butterfly Tattoo

I don't know if it's temporary and I don't know if it's real, but I definitely know that every time Harry Styles takes his shirt off, he's going to find Mariah Carey stuck to his chest. Like a moth to a flame = Like a Mimi to a butterfly. Harry better keep a net on him at all times, because Mimi will try to mate with that thing.

Harry Styles apparently got Mimi's family crest inked onto his toro and the picture of new his tattoo was found on the Flickr page of tattoo artist Liam Sparks. It's since been deleted, but Harry's spokeswhore tells E! that it's definitely Harry in the picture.

See, this is what happens when you date Taylor Swift. Harry has definitely had way too much Taylor Swift in his life. Lying on her pirate ship bed and staring up at her ceiling mural of butterflies got to him. It's only a matter of time before Harry Styles gets the Lisa Frank logo tattooed on his ass lips.

Well, at least this Silence of the Lambs tattoo has made Harry's ship tattoo feel better about itself. It's no longer the dumbest tattoo on Harry's body. And I wish that we could fast forward 40 years to see what Harry's reverse tramp stamp looks like. It'll probably look like a wilted moth dying in a puddle of pudding.

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jellin76's picture

Even the person who coined the phrase "no regrets" would be thinking, "Seriously. What the fuck were you thinking?"

Deb's picture

Thanks, Foxxy.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:47pm.

lol, as for me i just saw your comment, Deb. really sorry and good luck!! hope RR gets it all taken care of today

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Deb's picture

That's ok, guys. Me and my floating basement will be fine. Thanks.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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dorian_graye's picture

FUG!

Deb's picture

My fucking basement is flooded. I'm waiting for Rotor-Rooter, who are coming between 1-4. I had to cancel my cat's follow-up with the vet 'til tomorrow, and I had to cancel going to see The Specials at the Vick in Chicago with friends.
My crate of albums got wet, as did furniture. The carpet is crap anyway, but it's done.
Not that he could do much, but my "husband" in Hong Kong ignored my calls and emails (even though we are supposedly going to share ownership of the house for at least 5 years after the "D".)
So I called his Uncle who came over and gave me some advice, but mostly ragged about how fucked up the house is and how we'll never sell it, blah, blah.
I still need to do my taxes. Shoot me.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Bubbly's picture

wash, pig!

feets's picture

Hmmm, think that's a moth.

M.E.'s picture

That would be a pretty tattoo on a girl, colored in.

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@Hekki, "He had lots of guitars hanging from his ceiling" That is so funny!!

@Lucy, Saturday, my daughter and I were at White House/Black Market and there was this gorgeous
floral dress hanging on the wall. Very classic (sleevless, belted at waist).
Honest to goodness it made me think of you! and
your trip to NYC.

Tibbybluestocking's picture

Yes Virginia, men can be monarchs too. Barf!

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ewwwwww he looks like he's been playing in the mud with Honey Boo Boo

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To be a jackass, or not to be a jackass
I have no school today (!!) and my mom left some chocolate chunk Menchie's at home for herself. I kinda wanna eat it, but I'm trying to be a perfect angel cause my bday is in a month and graduation is in June. But it's calling my name. Should I eat it?

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

The next best thing to getting a tattoo of a big fat dick on your chest...

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chinchilla's picture

Hekki you in danger guuurl.
on/t
now that someone mentioned it you can't see any raised, red looking areas like you do on a fresh tat, and i'm seeing what may be edging along the top of the tap, just above it, like a decal.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Hekki, remember the dream I had about you? You designed a floral halter dress for me, and said you were going to send it. It was strange, because in the dream I was in NYC, but you still seemed overseas to me.

Hekki's picture

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's had a dream about people she hasn't met. One time I had a dream I was in Toronto, and I stopped by to see Whamo. He had lots of guitars hanging from his ceiling and an awesome view of the city.

*hides from IF*

Juniperjump's picture

I don't think that is a tat.. at least not a new one. The smudges must be from the paint - otherwise this dude has disgusting hygiene ... and you know Miss Swift ain't got time for that.

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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 9:51pm.
I had a dream that I was with Lucifer_Sam and some other Dlisted member--I'm pretty sure I only remember the one because "she" was represented by her avatar personified. Three cute animals somehow ended up in the room with us. Maybe one was just a cat, I don't know, but at least one of the others was this adorable fuzzy black hedgehog thing. And I said that we should keep it, instead of releasing it. I argued that it would be happier living in pampered captivity than fighting for its life in the wild.

OH MY! How fabulous. I love your dream, it reminds me of frame-by-frame fraction dreams that I had as a child, and I would hope that we did keep the fuzzy hedgehog after all. Speaking of avatars: I'm the same way with blending the feel of the avatar and the poster, especially for those who keep long-term avatars; and I feel stronger familiarity with those people.

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why does he have shit stains on his chest
butterfly = faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggs

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

TexnDoc's picture

It's not a permanent tattoo, it's painted on. Look at the smears of paint around it. No redness or swelling under it - that wasn't needled in. Assuming it's not well after it was placed but why would there be paint smears.

gossipfan's picture

What a nasty torso, and obnoxious tattoo. I don't have any tattoos. They are too common nowadays anyway. It's like people either belong to a tribe or were in prison have tattoos... that's how prolific it has become.

I think I'll just keep my skin clear of tattoos - don't want any regrets.

Chris Knight's picture

JUST ANOTHER MK UKTRA/MIND CONTROLLED SLAVE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ON....

MickeyHolland's picture

For me, the world was at it's best halfway through the 80's. Sure we were totally lacking in style, our taste in music was debatable, but at least we could be comfortable in our own skin. No need for all these so-called body enhancements. Sometimes it feels as though the world is turning in to one big freakshow.

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Monarch Mind Control represent!

winniwins's picture

Word

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:41am.
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Thanks. Vikings might not be my cup of tea then. And not because of the lack of nakedness, no way. lol

On Harry's tattoo, I'd say it was terrible if it weren't drawn correctly, but I doubt they'd notice. Now that I look more closely, I can't tell whether it's real anymore. It's almost too flat. The design's ok, real butterfly/moth or not, looks kind of pretty. Although, the location is tragic.

@KA, but he's 19!! He is of age, it's perfectly legal. haha

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This guy is supposed to be hot?! This makes me feel old, now the kids are mistaking ugly for hot. that chest is nasty and the tatoo means it will never get cleaned up.

KA's picture

Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:40am.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:33am.

Ya, yer not the only one! It actually seems like a mix of butterfly and moth in some ways with a bent toward moth. How old are you? Lol
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in my *cough* 30's *cough* this looks like these huge horrible moths we get in the summer. but oh well it's not my pubescent chest.

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Photoshop. That's not a tattoo.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:28am.

The Viking show is an odd mixture of eggheaded historical analysis and people having their throats cut. I haven't seen any nakedity yet.

With all due respect to the lovely VOB, I don't think that's a death's head moth. There's no death's head, the body's way too thin, the wings are butterfly-like, and the spots are all wrong. (I only say this because I just checked on the world wide web.)

Maybe, like many tatts, it's a stylized something or other.

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Submitted by KA on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:33am.

Ya, yer not the only one! It actually seems like a mix of butterfly and moth in some ways with a bent toward moth. How old are you? Lol

This fairy's got the whole enchanted forest tattooed on his scrawny body
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Night night VOB, didn't see you were off. Best of luck tomorrow. Please let us know how it went and how many Doc's bums you pinched! *crosses fingers for ya*

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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:32am.

Is that really a butterfly? Looks like a moth.
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thank you im not the only one. and why do i feel like a dirty old lady looking at this kids naked body?

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Andrei's picture

Is that really a butterfly? Looks like a moth.

WithinReason...'s picture

RandéS, well my spell checker certainly did something, maybe it broke too. haha Whatever it is, I completely believe it of these guys. Suppose one should be glad it's not on his face...

Is the show that bad? I'd thank you guys to warn those of us who haven't caught it yet.

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VOB, tomorrow already? That was quick. Are you ready? All packed up then? Will you be staying overnight?

Night GG. Sweet dreams.

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veryoldbat's picture

Nite GG.. Me too
Sweet dreams!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

Nite er'body!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:09am.

It caused my spell-checker to quit and go home.

I just started watching the Viking show on YT. It's lurid.

veryoldbat's picture

I go back in tomorrow morning.. So I am my usual pre hospital bag of cats,,
People were watching lots of stuff.. Was pretty quiet really..Losing an hour..
And all that..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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"lepidopterology"? -- no, that can't be a tingle... can it? hahaha

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Hiya VOB, lots of reading. Too much. How was yours? Was it good? What are you guys watching? Did you see your nekkid Vikings? :D

Is it transgender? Not surprised. ha

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veryoldbat's picture

Transgender butterfly...
Defers to Rande S.... On what it is..

How odd...::

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

Bendy, I hope not. If he really put it on his chest I'd give him a good spanking. Tattoo's can be hot but isn't he supposed to grow a bit more and build muscle? hahaha Is it fake?

ETA: dang, can't type fast enough, lol Night BigBendy.

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veryoldbat's picture

Bendy..

Can't they just get rid of Andrea? I love Michonne? She is carrying the show.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Bendy.. I'm watching .. Just waiting for some to nuke Andrea.. withy.. Sweetness and light.. How was your Sunday?

Poppy.. You didn't miss anything.. Bored and I were just joking.. LOL..
Sorry Hon..:)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Bigbendy's picture

I'm out for the night......sleepy time is calling.