TMZ Tells January Jones That People Think She's A Homewrecker
As Miley Cyrus ran around with her hitchin' ring not on her finger, January Jones landed at LAX from Paris and kept her mouth shut ("Oh now that home wrecking hussy whore keeps her slut mouth shut." - Miley Cyrus) about whether or not she screwed Liam Hemsworth the night before the Oscars. Then TMZ's camera dude got bold and said to January, "People think you're a homewrecker, January. I'm just saying!" Since a true homewrecker never loses her cool and will later get revenge by fucking that camera dude's husband or wife, the ice queen didn't lose her cool and didn't say anything.
But CDAN is saying that January has the sads about all of this, because she had no idea that Liam Hemsworth was engaged to Miley Cyrus. Someone told CDAN that January doesn't really keep up with what's going in Hollywood so she didn't know Liam and Miley were (or are) together. When January asked him if he was dating anyone, he shook his head no and so they went at it. January's all upset, because she feels like the homewrecker label on her forehead was starting to fade and now she's getting blamed for wrecking Miley's home.
Oh, please. Anybody who sucks on Liam's tongue knows that he's dating Miley Cyrus, because the inside of his mouth probably tastes like moonshine, pot brownies and chipmunk pellets. Besides, Sienna Miller and I refuse to believe that January would lick the face of a man she thought was single. The #1 rule of home wrecking is: don't fuck single men! January Jones is the current reigning home wrecking queen of Hollywood and nobody can tell me otherwise. Truthfully, Liam Hemsworth should be getting all of the shit. January's coochie is free to do whatever it wants. And yes, Chris Brown just fainted at the thought of an emancipated pussy.
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Damn, I think pretty much any scene from a Saw movie would be more comfortable than a "staff meeting" at TMZ.
Just be a ho. The dumb ho thing is played. She was at an industry party where every fucking body name names.. We are supposed to believe no in the room, not her friends, PR etc mentioned who he was.. It wasn't like she bumped into him at a grocery store!!! Get the fuck outta here. It's all pple do at parties. Talk shit about everyone then smile in there face.
I love when fugly guys like that TMZ troll debate which women are hot.
Everyone in this story sucks ass and should just go away.
This includes Miley. Even though I guess I'm a tiny bit sympathetic for her.
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Oh gee, everyone is talking about no talent January Jones again.
I'm absolutely sure that her whole encounter with a guy she claims she didn't know was engaged (Please, you know she probably has her name on google alert) and her PR statement has NOTHING to do with wanting to be talked about.
Absolutely sure.
Homewrecker? No. Did she give out the name of the father of her child? Ok I'll answer that...No. Maybe she just wants another fatherless kid. *counts nine months from now* Doin' the math...late October!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
It sounds like Liam is the MAIN homewrecker here since he also cheated on his previous girlfriend/fiancee.
she got the hairline of richard simmons
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 6:42am.
The concept of a "homewrecker" is so 1950s that it is only still present in fundamentalist islamic countries and the USA. It basically says a man shall never be held responsible for adultery therefor the woman is to blame. That's stoneage bigotry.
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i agree, the papps aren't pounding down liam's door.
but they are hounding january down like she committed a war crime.
This entire post is why I think we all love us some MK. All of it.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:36am.
how come no one calls miley a homewrecker for breaking up liam's previous relationship? they were engaged too. i guess that australian girl doesn't matter cause she's not famous
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Alllll of that. Right here:
"Liam dated childhood sweetheart Laura Griffin for six years, before he hooked up with Miley on the set of The Last Song. Back in 2009 Laura spoke to Woman's Day and said that she and Liam would still be together if it wasn't for Miley.
At the time Laura said, "He was my boyfriend and my best friend. There is no other reason why we would have broken up."
Now Laura is speaking out again, admitting she was "hurt" when she found out through the media about his engagement to Miley.
The Melbourne girl told Celebuzz, "Hearing your high school sweetheart, who is the same age as you, is getting married is a shock.
"Of course it hurts seeing someone I spent so many years with moving on, especially when I learned from the media," she continued.
Liam has horrible taste in women. TMZ sucks.
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The concept of a "homewrecker" is so 1950s that it is only still present in fundamentalist islamic countries and the USA. It basically says a man shall never be held responsible for adultery therefor the woman is to blame. That's stoneage bigotry.
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:39am.
And for some reason I can't quite pinpoint, she's not pulling off that distressed jeans jacket look, either.
Reason: it isn't 1999 again.
Miley IS super fug and she doesn't pull off the legend of billie jean look at all.
How the Fuck did liam and Miley even hook up anyway?
"I'm sorry but Miley looks much better than this mopey stick of bland, and I don't even find Miley an attractive girl."
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wrong. miley is super fug
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:23am.
She was named accurately! January is the coldest and icy!
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Good point, Stan Hooper!
And for some reason I can't quite pinpoint, she's not pulling off that distressed jeans jacket look, either.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:23am.
She was named accurately! January is the coldest and icy!
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Good point, Stan Hooper!
And for some reason I can't quite pinpoint, she's not pulling off that distressed jeans jacket look, either.
how come no one calls miley a homewrecker for breaking up liam's previous relationship? they were engaged too. i guess that australian girl doesn't matter cause she's not famous
She was named accurately! January is the coldest and icy!
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Why don't you just change your name to February and STFU!
TMZ used to just report the news...now they try to be funny and witty. A dismal failure all around.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Maybe she should go to the back burner for awhile, and raise her son.. I mean, I understand she has her obligations for her job and whatnot, but she keeps putting her foot up her arse. Go take care of Matthew Vaughan's son...
Learn to say NO to the D, mmmkay?
And you could have picked a better looking dude, c'mon!
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this bitch, again.
its abit unfair poor old jan jones is copping most of the shit when liam was the one who went around sharing his dick.
I've read that this woman has sex with whomever is willing to expose themselves to her. Liam is majorly hot and I have no idea why he would waste time with this person. Sheesh, she's even less attractive than Miley.
I can't believe anyone would want to even stick the tip in this beat bitch. She's not anything to write home about. Blah.
Liam never had any intention of marring into Billy Ray's family. Regular clean snatch=$500 Lemon Quartz ring=happy Aussie. Hannah needs to duet with T. Swift on "Achy, Breaky Heart".
It's too bad January Jones didn't turn around and smack the shit out of that photographer. What kind of asshole makes a living calling people homewreckers in order to tape their reactions? That's just fucking mean.
Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:23pm.
how did people watch TMZ? It isn't funny, that announcer voice makes me wish I were deaf and by the time the episode airs the info has all be online for over a day. Not to mention even their "witty" banter in the press room is FAKE you can see outtakes of them flubbing their lines on these supposed off the cuff remarks.
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They only make run I'd him for standing on the create. They've even panned to it while on said a few times. No secret.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:40pm.
Oh for fucks sake. Who fucking cares if January I AM NOT SURE WHO MY BABY DADDY IS JONES fucked a second rate loser, or the rest of you retards gave a fuck for fucking CARING!!
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Missing the point... actually you seem harmless. That was my point.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'll admit I don't know shit about shit when it comes to January Jones but she doesn't strike me as someone who relentlessly googles herself and keeps up on Perez and Dlisted.
I do and I have just recently found out who he is, who he's engaged to, etc....
If any of this story is true I buy that she had no clue.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 8:37pm.
Oh for fucks sake. Who fucking cares if January I AM NOT SURE WHO MY BABY DADDY IS JONES fucked a second rate loser, or the rest of you retards for fucking CARING!!
Because that's what gossip blogs are for.
Oh for fucks sake. Who fucking cares if January I AM NOT SURE WHO MY BABY DADDY IS JONES fucked a second rate loser, or the rest of you retards gave a fuck for fucking CARING!!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:23pm.
how did people watch TMZ? It isn't funny, that announcer voice makes me wish I were deaf and by the time the episode airs the info has all be online for over a day. Not to mention even their "witty" banter in the press room is FAKE you can see outtakes of them flubbing their lines on these supposed off the cuff remarks.
No kidding. Only TMZ's writing is worse.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:00pm.
Its all good.... Miley's new music is gonna make us all STFU.
Nodding my head like yeah.
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FK LOL. I read that "gonna make us all stfu" thing yesterday and I just out-louded the laughter.
No. The original soundtrack to 'Phantom' makes me "stfu"; or to 'A Chorus Line' or 'Chicago' or 'Cabaret'. LOL at Miley thinking herself comparable.
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Submitted by lislop: "Liam is trying to sleep his way out of Dlist status. 1st Mily, then JJ, whose next?"
Dumi Moore!
"Anybody who sucks on Liam's tongue knows.."
Bits of dna are on that tongue; also bits of Trace and the other youngin cyrus... *retches
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. *caprica six was/is here*
How come nobody asked her who the father of her babeh is? I think that she only set Liam up to get the media to discuss something else about her.
So does this mean the contra- er... the engagement is off for Miley?
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:00pm.
Duh, she cut her hair! Miley is an Artiste now.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:00pm.
Duh, she cut her hair! Miley is an Artiste now.
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I think January is gorgeous as Betty on Mad Men. She can't act for shit but she pulls of the cold Grace Kelly thing. Her beauty doesn't seem to translate in real life. Funny she is the real Don Draper.
They're all sluts, and I have no sympathy for any of them. Miley is just as bad.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:00pm.
Its all good.... Miley's new music is gonna make us all STFU.
Nodding my head like yeah.
how did people watch TMZ? It isn't funny, that announcer voice makes me wish I were deaf and by the time the episode airs the info has all be online for over a day. Not to mention even their "witty" banter in the press room is FAKE you can see outtakes of them flubbing their lines on these supposed off the cuff remarks.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:46pm.
I kinda believe her...we've all been there you're kind of drunkie and you see something that looks good, he says he's not with anyone and you go for it. Liam just wants out of the hillbilly pen.
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Its all good.... Miley's new music is gonna make us all STFU.
I'm sure she knew who this guy was. Do you really think she doesn't read about herself in the tabloids? Backwoods Beaver and her twatty boyfriend are in pretty much every issue. Also, there's the internet.
JJ is "in the business" living the full L.A. lifestyle and while we rightfully acknowledge Miley's boyfriend as a nobody he was in the Hunger Games which is a Big Fucking Deal to these types of people right now. Oh and she had a baby by a married guy and is known to own a bulldozer vagina which rivals Sienna Miller's so it's not that big of a stretch to think she must have known what was up.
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This is why Hollywood is rife with STDs.