So What Did Holly Madison Name Her Daughter? (Hint: It Was Probably Your Nickname During Your Raver Days)

March 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Holly Madison should’ve swallowed her entire supply of placenta pills before naming her daughter, because maybe those placenta pills would’ve cleared the cotton candy dust and unicorn farts from her head. Holly tells E! that she and her dude Pasquale Rotella have named their newborn baby girl (tip: you better take some E and blast some trance music into your ears if you really want to feel the name):

RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA!

Oh wait, that doesn’t seem right. Let me try that again. Holly and Pasquale named their daughter:

RAINBOW AURORA ROTELLA! 

There that’s how her name was meant to be typed. So yeah, Holly tells E! that she named her daughter Rainbow Aurora, because there was a girl in her school named Rainbow and she always loved that name. This makes since Holly went to Care Bear Academy. Holly probably gave her kid the middle name Aurora, because Aurora is her favorite Disney princess.

Naming your kid Rainbow Aurora is only okay if you gave birth to a My Little Pony or if you really want your daughter to grow up to be a professional raver or a poodle groomer. Actually, since I put it that way, I think I like that messed up name. It speaks to me. It’s beyond gay and beyond gay is always good. Raise your glow sticks high, Rainbow Aurora.

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