Friday, March 8th 2013
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Shemar Moore In Miami
Here's Shemar Moore flexing his calzone pecs while hanging out with a Corona and a piece who is all tattooed and nalgitas in Miami. These pictures would be so much better (read: fappable) if Shemar was holding his bare peen instead of holding a Corona bottle and they'd be even better if he was frolicking naked on a gay beach like it was 2007 instead of frolicking half-naked on a regular beach, but it's the end of the day so I'll take what I can get.
And I'm taking note: in Florida, you can openly run around with a Corona in hand, but here in CA I have to pour my beer in a damn cream soda bottle when I go to the beach. Beer is really not the same when you're sipping it out of an A&W bottle.
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Submitted by contrario on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:00pm.
- no thanks.
- My verdict- "Gong...Fail! No rose for you. Bye.“
- Euuww. Moobs and a trucker cap. No fanks.
- Not attracted to him in the slightest.
- uhnothankyou.
- Blech - they are both gross and look like they stink.
- I have no clue who he is, and definitely would not.
- Gettin' too buff. There's a point where it passes attractive
- I love him on Criminal Minds, but I'll pass.
- Um, nope he does nothing for me, never did.
- He's not NEARLY as hot as he used to be!
- UniMoob
- No thank you. Too pretty boy.
- Ugh, I'll pass.
- Cover it up love, I'm over you.
- Would not hit. He seems cheesy to me.
Liars.
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Lmao! Sorry but no reason for me to lie. I'm truly not attracted to him. Not even in the slightest. He's all yours.
fucking hot
I would. Not really digging his fashion sense, but that can be fixed.
But what I'd really like to do is, go to the beach and slurp the real beer from a bottle of the root beer with Michael K.
- no thanks.
- My verdict- "Gong...Fail! No rose for you. Bye.“
- Euuww. Moobs and a trucker cap. No fanks.
- Not attracted to him in the slightest.
- uhnothankyou.
- Blech - they are both gross and look like they stink.
- I have no clue who he is, and definitely would not.
- Gettin' too buff. There's a point where it passes attractive
- I love him on Criminal Minds, but I'll pass.
- Um, nope he does nothing for me, never did.
- He's not NEARLY as hot as he used to be!
- UniMoob
- No thank you. Too pretty boy.
- Ugh, I'll pass.
- Cover it up love, I'm over you.
- Would not hit. He seems cheesy to me.
Liars.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 9:27am.
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Lmmfao Lucy♡! Not one to tease, but that gave me a case of the giggles.
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:45am.
but i'm lolling at those trousers he's wearing. i bet they are full-lenght up to his ankles... it always amuses me how some american men are terrified of showing skin at the beach
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I'll take the swim trunks over the thongs, I mean speedos men wear overseas. Gross.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:37am.
Have a great day everybody...I just need your help to do one thing. I want everybody to email Pres. Obama to request that he reinstate the Whitehouse tours. Thanks.
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Do that many people really want to tour the white house though? I can honestly say that's something that's never crossed my mind to do.
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CSI and Criminal Minds are 2 of my favorite shows, as is Psych, and SVU, NCIS, ....get it? People prefer crime dramas. Criminal Minds is one the reasons I'm going into forensic psychiatry and criminology.
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Jesus...it's a tough ass crowd when Shemar MFin Moore isn't good enough. SMMFH
I'll always love his sexy ways =))
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:37am.
No offense, but we shouldn't have to beg someone who is supposed to be serving US to allow us to tour a building he doesn't even fucking own.
Exactly! Don't WE, the taxpayers, actually own it? I want to see my house...DAMMIT!
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I'm calling Peck implants. They look fake, and spectacular.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:53am.
Who the fuck IS this person? I have no fucking clue, I know who Phoebe Price is, but not this nobody.
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He is on criminal minds and has been for like 7 years, it is somehow still one of the top 20 shows in America...but I can understand how you wouldn't know who he was because I think the Neilson ratings are a conspiracy run by CBS there is no other explanation I refuse to believe more people watch CSI and Big Bang Theory than watch Parks and Recreation.
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Submitted by Glambert on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:42am.
Too bad you weren't there that weekend! Swoooon. And yeah, the hot will only last so long and then it's all downhill for him but for now, NOM.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:23pm.
Babygirl is what he calls one of the main girls on Criminal Minds ;)
Aha! Everyone is so damn good-looking and the crime labs and offices are so nicely neon-lit in those shows...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:41am.
Babygirl is what he calls one of the main girls on Criminal Minds ;)
Still would. Swooooon
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:46am.
No offense, but we shouldn't have to beg someone who is supposed to be serving US to allow us to tour a building he doesn't even fucking own.
Well, he leases it... Apart from that, the sequester cuts are all so sudden and symbolic--many defense-related--that it's not possible that they're actually required cost-savings measures.
Speaking of cut, there's Shemar.
Who the fuck IS this person? I have no fucking clue, I know who Phoebe Price is, but not this nobody.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 10:37am.
No offense, but we shouldn't have to beg someone who is supposed to be serving US to allow us to tour a building he doesn't even fucking own.
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 7:45am.
is he the one who got photographed coming out of the sea naked? i thought he was gay...
He is wearing a BabyGirl cap...
Have a great day everybody...I just need your help to do one thing. I want everybody to email Pres. Obama to request that he reinstate the Whitehouse tours. Thanks.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Would not hit. He seems cheesy to me. His piece looks like a club skank.
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Douchechill!
Why are bathing suits designed for women to show MORE and for men to show LESS. So fucked up sexist. BTW, that lady has a fat ass!
Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:12am.
Um, nope he does nothing for me, never did. That's just bcuz I suffer from Anglophilia, love me sum white boys.
You need to look up "Anglophilia" - it's totally different from the condition you're really suffering from.
Cover it up love, I'm over you.
Ugh, I'll pass.
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"Nalgitas?" ... more like "Nalgotas!"
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is he the one who got photographed coming out of the sea naked? i thought he was gay...
but i'm lolling at those trousers he's wearing. i bet they are full-lenght up to his ankles... it always amuses me how some american men are terrified of showing skin at the beach
Is this an advertisement for Corona?
No thank you. Too pretty boy. He needs chest hair or something.
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Submitted by Osage Okie on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:00am.
Someone sounds just a little bit jealous of Shemar.
I assume the beach you were referring to is on Maui. Only douchebags go to Maui. It is the Disneyland of Hawaii. Fitting.
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Oh dear!
Of course I am jealous of his body...I already alluded to it in my previous post.
Try harder you banned pile of shit. I love your stupid bit on how tourists should ONLY visit certain Hawaiian islands though.
You are such a pretentious cunt/banned troll!
Someone sounds just a little bit jealous of Shemar.
I assume the beach you were referring to is on Maui. Only douchebags go to Maui. It is the Disneyland of Hawaii. Fitting.
I definitely would, with a fanny pack full of condoms, a pair of fuzzy earmuffs on whilst wearing a pair of jelly sandals!!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:47am.
SO. WOULD. Acting ability, whaaa??? WOULD till we were both in traction.
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That's what I'm saying. Who cares about the fact that he can't act! He is an Adonis but quickly becoming less and less of one because he isn't as cut as he was years ago on that gay nude beach in Hawaii! BTW I've been to that gay nude beach with my man about a year before Shemar showed up with 2 women who were never photographed... but we kept our trunks on)
There was only 3 guys there and 2 of them were fat and old and nude....the other guy had his trunks on just like us. Needless to say we left quickly!
But again back to the point...
I won't even pretend to look half as good as Shemar does right now BUT he doesn't look as good as he did a few years ago and he has ZERO talent at acting so he might want to improve his body or choose a different trade...
That's all I'm sayin
Oooh he's so fappable in that old pic, still pretty good. YES please! Wow that piece takes an impressive photo from the back! Beautiful body. You hardly notice whatever that is coming out the front of her bikini?
Is that how you hide yo beer MK? lol
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I woud hit that all day, but he'd have to lose the cap first.
I didn't know it was physically possible to be that hot. Yummmmm!
Who?
SO. WOULD. Acting ability, whaaa??? WOULD till we were both in traction.
I'd hit it hard, often, repeatedly, and a few extra times for you tricks that passed.
That is all.
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He's not NEARLY as hot as he used to be!
Bitch...you're TALENTLESS EYE-CANDY and you're starting to let yourself go!
He really should be working out harder because if he continues letting his body slip he will very soon be unemployable as an actor because let's face it...he CAN'T ACT!
Um, nope he does nothing for me, never did. That's just bcuz I suffer from Anglophilia, love me sum white boys. Gimme Askars, Fasspeender, Hugh Jackmeoff or Chris Cornell any day over this dude. Plus he looks like a class A douche nozzle
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I would till I stroked out.
wow! Look at the cakes on her!
I think that woman's ass is eating her bikini bottom.
I love him on Criminal Minds, (the way he and Garcia talk to each other is hilarious! I LOVE Garcia btw!) but I'll pass. But who's the P.H.A.T. piece of ass he's with?
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MJT, I was totally thinking about the shank, but I'm too tired to take it out tonight, lol!
Go ahead ladies, LaC is willing to share this one time.