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March 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Stanley the Barbie Man!

The highly respected literary journal The Daily Mail just earned even more respect (if that’s even possible) by bringing us the story of a 41-year-old glittery gay of the world and his undying love for Barbie. This ball of pink rainbows who’s making me pucker all over is Stanley Colorite, one of the world’s biggest collectors of Barbies. Stanley bought his first Barbie in1997 and he’s been collecting ever since.

Two rooms in Stanley’s house in Hudson, FL are filled with over 2,000 Barbies and he just keeps adding more and more Barbies. Stanley says that he spends $30,000 a year on Barbies and his collection is priceless. Before you start thinking that Stanley probably sleeps in a Barbie bed with all of his Barbies spooning every inch of his body, let me just tell your ass that yeah, he probably does that, but his partner is in the bed too. Stanley’s man of 13 years, Dennis Schlicke, is also addicted to dolls and has around 1,000 Ken dolls. Stanley says that he’s never going to stop and Barbies are to him as coke is to Lindsay Lohan. It’s a real love.

“‘I started with just one doll and my collection has grown and grown. Barbie isn’t just a toy for children, she’s for adult collectors too. I can’t stop collecting – it’s like a drug habit, I just can’t quit.”

Barbie Man doesn’t only collect the dolls, he collects all things Barbie and if there was a Barbie doll butt plug, he’d be wearing one right now.

If I woke up with hundreds of pairs of Barbie eyes starting at me, I’d probably fart out my heart, but Stanley loves them and we should all hope that one day we’ll love something as much as Stanley loves Barbies. Smithers could never have a Malibu Stacy collection like this.

And if you need more of Barbie Man, skip over to Stanley’s Facebook page. His hot Structure circa 1991 outfits set him on fire and I really shouldn’t say that since he has a house full of plastic.

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