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Stanley the Barbie Man!
The highly respected literary journal The Daily Mail just earned even more respect (if that's even possible) by bringing us the story of a 41-year-old glittery gay of the world and his undying love for Barbie. This ball of pink rainbows who's making me pucker all over is Stanley Colorite, one of the world's biggest collectors of Barbies. Stanley bought his first Barbie in1997 and he's been collecting ever since.
Two rooms in Stanley's house in Hudson, FL are filled with over 2,000 Barbies and he just keeps adding more and more Barbies. Stanley says that he spends $30,000 a year on Barbies and his collection is priceless. Before you start thinking that Stanley probably sleeps in a Barbie bed with all of his Barbies spooning every inch of his body, let me just tell your ass that yeah, he probably does that, but his partner is in the bed too. Stanley's man of 13 years, Dennis Schlicke, is also addicted to dolls and has around 1,000 Ken dolls. Stanley says that he's never going to stop and Barbies are to him as coke is to Lindsay Lohan. It's a real love.
"'I started with just one doll and my collection has grown and grown. Barbie isn't just a toy for children, she's for adult collectors too. I can't stop collecting - it's like a drug habit, I just can't quit."
Barbie Man doesn't only collect the dolls, he collects all things Barbie and if there was a Barbie doll butt plug, he'd be wearing one right now.
If I woke up with hundreds of pairs of Barbie eyes starting at me, I'd probably fart out my heart, but Stanley loves them and we should all hope that one day we'll love something as much as Stanley loves Barbies. Smithers could never have a Malibu Stacy collection like this.
And if you need more of Barbie Man, skip over to Stanley's Facebook page. His hot Structure circa 1991 outfits set him on fire and I really shouldn't say that since he has a house full of plastic.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
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Does he have the most glamorous of Barbies, 1985's Peaches 'n Cream Barbie?
DEMI...it's the man of your dreams! Run to him girl.
@ Lope
i hope you still kept that...you could be sitting on a trip to Bermuda if you decide to sell. jussayin! :-D
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OMG, he has my old Barbie house! When I became a teenager I packed that sucker up meticulously in about 40 boxes (all I had was small boxes) and labeled each so that I'd be able to put it back together someday for my own kids. Fast forward- my kids hate Barbies. They wanted nothing to do with it, and every bit of the house is still packed away in tiny boxes.
Waylon Smithers is impressed and jealous.
Woah, hold on Michael K and errbody else whose reading this:
Have we seen how large and in charge Dennis is...down below?!?!?!? (Take another looksee at the picture of the couple standing round some Barbie crap showcase. Either he stuffed a Ken doll/Barbie down there or Stanley is a VERY lucky man. LOL
@ Willowmeena
when i was 7 my mom (a year after she left my dad) lied to me on Christmas Eve & told me we were too broke to 'have' presents this year. i was disappointed, but understood a little 'cause i saw how hard she worked to make ends meet.
Xmas morning i snuck up around dawn & pretended to go to the bathroom but instead peeked inside the livingroom where i saw a decked out tree with tons of presents including the very Barbie Townhouse (with the elevator) you described.
i broke down in tears of joy that instant.
even so young i knew how amazing that was.
one of THE. BEST. moments of my life.
my punkass is tearing up right now remembering that. :-)
W-O-N-D-E-R-W-O-M-A-N TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*head explodes onto desk*
"AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
-from inside the head of my 7 yr old self.
you think he'd be interested in adopting a 41 yr old??? ;-)
This just goes to show my cynical heart that there really IS someone out there for EVERYONE.
I am totally mystified by that hot pink frock he is sporting with those black pants. I am about to faint from the exquisite beauty of it all.
how the fuck do you spend $30,000 a year on barbies and only have 2,000?!?!?
I always wanted a Barbie dream house, or whatever the fuck it was called (it had an elevator that's all I know). My Mom said it was too expensive and would break apart too easily *sniff*. Soooo being a creative Cathy I made my own, with cereal boxes, toilet rolls, Popsicle sticks, etc. I even used a large period pad for the Barbie bed (un- soiled of course - gross). And you know what? It looked shit.
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Half of me is rolling my eyeballs, the other half is fucking jealous of that bitch!
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@que cochina , potayto-potahto. Collecting is often compulsive. I'm sure that orderly collecting is just as disruptive to some lives as collecting worthless crap is to others. I just kindly disagree, I'm going by a more literal use of the word, hoard, which is about quantity not quality.
OMG....doesn't he know that a man of his girth should NOT be wearing pink. He looks like a fucking easter peep.
That's a bitchin' Wonder Woman collection, and who knew Barbie dolls would make good wall paper!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Creeeeeeepy!!
betcha the guy who collects the ken dolls is the one who tops.
Werd.
Gotta love a Barbie enthusiast.
And somehow I'M still single.
In Palo Alto, an elderly lady had a Barbie Museum - located inside a hearing aid center!!! At that time, she was the record holder for the biggest Barbie collection. She sold her collection to Mattel. There is a big difference between collectors and hoarders. Collectors are orderly and proud of their collecting and want to show it to people. Hoarders often have shame and trauma associated with their disorder. Has anyone ever wanted to show you their collection of boxes of dustbunnies or garbage? Unlikely.
I saw this yesterday over at DM and said, "He'll be HSOTD and I won't bother sending this b/c I know 8304713847320473287403 other loyal DListers have beat me to it."
urg.
I'm surprised they have just a mattress on the floor instead of a canopy bed with a Barbie sheet set. I remember seeing those in the JCPenney catalogue every year when I was little. I really wanted a french provincial bedroom set with a canopy bed so I was always looking at those sheet sets and daydreaming over which I'd pick.
GOD. I'm just pissin my pants laughing at some of the comments. you all are too much.
Can you imagine going on a date with this guy, then seeing the wall of dead soulless painted eyes in his house?
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@Foxxy_Brown
lmao, go figger.
he's in florida. stunned to see that.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MIB or go the fuck home!
Holy shit.
Once the a Barbie leaves the box it loses value. And let me tell you, those crazy collectors KNOW.
PrettyHateMachine LOLOLOL
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If this bitch has a Barbie Startraveler I will have a hissy!!! *pouts*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I thought Perez Hilton dyed his hair black at first.
And that man would probably kill me for my Barbie Magical Mansion that I still have from when I was younger. And all of my Holiday Barbies from the late 80s/ Early 90s still in boxes.
I also have Life Size Barbie. That came in handy when I was a teenager. When I would sneak out of the house, I would put her in my bed (with a few pillows for legs since she was around 3 or 4 ft) and cover her up to the top of her head so my Mom would think I was in bed sleeping if she checked in on me. Hahaha.
And somehow I'M single.
Wouldn't that be horrid having all that shit in your house? And think of how tempting that is for neighbors to torch that joint.
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LOL Ophelia, I love that epi!
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I think it's hoarding. I have asked people if they know why they only call the person a "hoarder" if they collect useless things. If a person collects vases they don't call them a vase hoarder, but they are.
Anyway, oh em gee at the Barbie hoarder, I'm in awe and disturbed at same time.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:54am.
I'm surprised they have a plain black cat, I kinda expected it to be pink and wear a sparkling tiara.
LOL. That might be excessive; they're into understatement.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 10:40am.
That's just selfish, how does he have time to play with all of them and give them the love they deserve?!?! He's another Octo
ahaha they're not for play they are for display Makes me think of that seifeld ep where Jerry's girlfriend won't let him touch her vintage toy collection so he gets her passed out drunk so him and George can play.
That's just selfish, how does he have time to play with all of them and give them the love they deserve?!?! He's another Octo
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If he's a hoarder, at least he's a neat and orderly kind. I guess it is more of an OCD.
My friend's mom is a hoarder and it's a horrible thing to witness. It used to be that she was eccentric and was recycling things and creating "environments" and it was sort of artistic. Now she's elderly and frail and it's terribly apparent that she is going to die in that shithole apartment among rats and roaches. Everyone has tried to help her and the only solution for that kind of problem is when the person dies.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:40am.
<"Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:28am.
I honestly think this is an OCD sickness">
Yeah as a child I remember a great aunt with a house full of coffee cans, tupperwear and plastic bags all containing sea shells. Probably why I only met her once.
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Ya Tex that sounds all sorts of OCD to me as well.
If he hadn't already invented "Hot Slut of the Day," Michael K. would have had to create it in response to Barbie Man. People collect worse things - I hope he (and they!) are happy.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 10:09am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:49am.
omg I worked with someone like that - Her cubicle was filled to the brim with stuffed animals and knick knacky crap - how professional. Do your hoarding at home bitch.
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Seriously. Don't go public with your weirdness! If I ever get canned, I have one thing to take with me -- my purse! Buh-bye. "Excuse me, may I have 2348 paper boxes to gather my belongings before you escort me out?"
LOL I worked with another weirdo (oh yes, there have been many) who kept paper copies of everything since she started. She had been working there for 20 some years. Some poor schmuck had the lovely task of cleaning out her office when she left. Sadly she died just last year and I was told that they had to bulldoze a tunnel to be able to walk through her house.
Daddy Dennis looks embarrassed
If I woke up with hundreds of pairs of Barbie eyes starting at me, I'd probably fart out my heart
I damn-near pissed my pants at that line.