Lifetime already made a masterpiece film about those fame-obsessed kid thieves who stole almost $3 million worth of stuff from the houses of famous hos like Wonky McValtrex, Lindsay Lohan, Ceiling Eyes, Orlando Bloom and Brian Austin Green. But I guess Sofia Coppola must’ve seen that movie and decided that it was really missing an indie music soundtrack and a five minute-long shot of a palm tree blowing in the wind, because she made her own version. Here’s the first trailer for The Bling Ring starring Emma Watson as the Alexis Neiers-type, Violet from American Horror Story, Gavin Rossdale and Leslie Mann.
The trailer looks fine and everything, but Sofia Coppola should never ever be allowed to make another movie again if The Bling Ring doesn’t have a recreation of this legendary and important moment in basic cable history. This shit is even better than Paula Abdul’s Bratz meltdown.
Actually, there’s no way Emma Watson can top the real Alexis Neiers. Shit, why didn’t Sofia get Alexis Neiers to play Alexis Neiers? I’m sure she would’ve worn her 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes to the set and everything. Twenty nine dollars!