Good Morning, Here’s Courtney Stodden’s Latest Alter Ego

March 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Courtney Stodden has pulled another Party City wig out of her toy chest and once again showed us that she’s either suffering from chronic boredom like a 13-year-old on summer break or she’s slowly losing her mind or both! Courtney Stodden’s last alter ego, Courtina, looked like a refugee from Donald Trump’s harem and she talked like Bjork if Bjork didn’t have a tongue. This time, Courtney threw a Paris Jackson wig on her head and dressed up like a freelance day-shift stripper at Fangtasia to play her Emo goth sister Courtland.

Courtland calls Courtney a fame whore and says that Doug Hutchison is a washed-up D-list saggy bald actor. (Well, she got two out of two right.)

I don’t even know… Is this some long-running performance art piece and it won’t be long before we find out that Marina Abramović and Yoko Ono are her co-mentors? Is Courtney Stodden going to rip her face off to reveal that she’s really a Wayans brother and this has all been an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the reboot of In Living Color? Is the Spice Channel making a resurrection and their first show is a porn variety show and this is Courtney’s audition tape?

This mess looks straight out of a porn parody of Sybil and I hate Doug and Courtney for making me type the words “porn parody of Sybil.” That’s not right.

via Radar


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