Good Morning, Here's Courtney Stodden's Latest Alter Ego
Courtney Stodden has pulled another Party City wig out of her toy chest and once again showed us that she's either suffering from chronic boredom like a 13-year-old on summer break or she's slowly losing her mind or both! Courtney Stodden's last alter ego, Courtina, looked like a refugee from Donald Trump's harem and she talked like Bjork if Bjork didn't have a tongue. This time, Courtney threw a Paris Jackson wig on her head and dressed up like a freelance day-shift stripper at Fangtasia to play her Emo goth sister Courtland.
Courtland calls Courtney a fame whore and says that Doug Hutchison is a washed-up D-list saggy bald actor. (Well, she got two out of two right.)
I don't even know... Is this some long-running performance art piece and it won't be long before we find out that Marina Abramović and Yoko Ono are her co-mentors? Is Courtney Stodden going to rip her face off to reveal that she's really a Wayans brother and this has all been an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the reboot of In Living Color? Is the Spice Channel making a resurrection and their first show is a porn variety show and this is Courtney's audition tape?
This mess looks straight out of a porn parody of Sybil and I hate Doug and Courtney for making me type the words "porn parody of Sybil." That's not right.
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She actually looks like an older, bustier Avril Levigne in a Black wig. Weird :-/
Wow. she is all kinds of fucked up. She needs HELP. really reminds me of Anna Nichole Smith. Sad...
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"Submitted by Justa Tipin on Fri, 03/08/2013 -
Wow. Tres bizarre. She's like the poster child for all that Monarch/Illuminati/programming stuff, although I can't for the life of me figure out how she would be an asset to "the elite" that she serves."
Well this is how the theory goes..... The programmed 'slave' has various personalities. At least one of these personalities will be a sex kitten type . Other personalities may be extremely normal, clever, violent, bad, good whatever.
A slave could be sent to meet someone in one personality, have sex with them in another and their 'cover' personality would never know. Hidden away in one of their personalities will be all the dirty secrets they learned when sleeping with a politician for instance, this knowledge can be used to keep tabs on the target or blackmail.
This is made possible because abuse and trauma on young children causes their minds to splinter into different personalities, a side effect of which is an almost photographic memory (good for remembering every detail. That is true, whether they are used as the conspiracy theorists say is debateable. - Pink wig 'British' accent Britney and Courtland/Courtney seem have certain similarities though. I would bet Courtney has a had a weird upbringing, maybe an abusive parent or one linked to the military.
I really didn't notice anything other than her tits...who is she trying to be again?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Homegirl needs her medication upped... Or lessened. I'm on the fence with this one. Either way it is a sad mess of a wreck.
*Crackie is growing up*
Could not look because I fear that it will produce brain damage!
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The only future this woman has is at the end of stripper poles and dicks. Better hurry up!! Very limited shelf life.
she really is retarded
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I cannot laugh at mental illness.
Homegirl needs to be in school, pronto.
This is just wrong on so many levels! Kinda reminds me of that disturbing video Anna Nicole Smith's evil husband/manager took of her dressed as a clown, doped up and pregnant.
The folks at Vigilant Citizen will have a field day with this one!
..........this actually has me chuckling........
Damn that ho is mixed up like mixed nutz and clearly sippin on sizzurp but she has a "smokin" body so I guess it's okay. 8-P
Saltydog, thanks for the reply. : )
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:06pm.
I don't know, buy I was under the impression that only successful Hollywood types were brainwashed? I doubt the illuminati wants Courtney since she can't reach the same audience that Britney can. Still, the video is all kinds of messed up and it makes me wonder what her intentions are.
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I think somebody can be MK Ultra programmed without the Illuminati's involvement (not that I really believe in them anyways) It is a fact that that programming exists so theoretically it could be done by anybody with the means and knowledge regardless of any wider conspiracies beyond sex trafficking
that or she's just on a bunch of pills, neither would surprise me.
I don't know, buy I was under the impression that only successful Hollywood types were brainwashed? I doubt the illuminati wants Courtney since she can't reach the same audience that Britney can. Still, the video is all kinds of messed up and it makes me wonder what her intentions are.
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Agree she's a monarch from MK Ultra.... this shit is sick, reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith's clown video
ITS CALLED TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL/MK ULTRA. ONLY IDIOTS FIND IT FUNNY
It's all a facade. All of it. Even the dumb blonde routine.
I still prefer her to Kristen Stewart. Courtney's real-er.
and least she looks younger than 35 here, that's a change.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 12:26pm.
I guess I am the only one does not find this amusing. This girl needs to get some help.
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Same here. I see this girl, and think "oh, sex trafficking, but out in the open. How novel."
I will say, at least with this new persona she looks her age. She looks like a really young, fucked up girl.
This bitch is cuckoo.
This IS a parody of Britney Spears just before the meltdown, right?
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I feel sorry for this chick. I can't even laugh at her cause she's so sad and pathetic.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Hold on a tic, is she still trying to pass off those air bags as her real tits? She can't even claim to have fake tits...she's got fake fake tits. Courtney wearing 3 bras at once and a few chicken cutlets are only going to get you so far in this world. You really need to step up your fame whoring game.
I thought it was kinda funny but does it look to anyone like her tits are thoroughly sagging?
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
She's tried everything. Straightforward sexiness. Parodic sexiness. Meta "I know what you think of my attempts at fame-whoredom" knowingness. Humor. Freakiness. Music...
Hey Courtney/Courtina/Courtland. Resign yourself to the fact you're never going to hit the Kardashian jackpot of "famous for nothing" and get a fucking life.
I'm sorry, but she is the poster child for Histrionic Borderline Disorder.
She almost had me liking this goth persona until she said "rill".
Mrs. Hutchinson has too much time, make-up, slut clothes and electronic recording devices.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I can't believe she nailed it!
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There is something really, really wrong with Hutchinson, Stodden, her Mother, etc...
Not funny, not entertaining, very disturbing.
Hysterical! I think I like her now.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/courtney-stodden-a-monarch-sex-kit...
Ding! DING! DING!
You are correct! I expect to see Courtney to disappear because her Monarch Programming is wearing off or she found a way to hide a piece of herself in order to figure a way out of that crap besides killing herself.
Shame on her mother for selling her daughter into that! SHAME ON HER!!!!
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And now that I know about MK Programming, I realize they killed Anna Nicole Smith using that lawyer of hers, Howard Stern!!!
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Can't see it at work :(
I guess I am the only one does not find this amusing. This girl needs to get some help.
I think this is kind of hilarious, but then again I work in mental health...so maybe that's saying something. But is her dog really named Dourtney?
Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 10:38am.
OMGMK,
That was completely me in 1997. All of it.
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Me too!!!
Wow. Tres bizarre. She's like the poster child for all that Monarch/Illuminati/programming stuff, although I can't for the life of me figure out how she would be an asset to "the elite" that she serves. Though those big hooters probably figure into the equation somehow, mandingo those things are huge.
Love the white sheet backdrop.
Run Dourtney, run!!
I like this personality, she should keep it.
Yeah, that line about having half her dignity left, made me wince. So she KNOWS she's a joke and their act is being over looked by "important" people. That must hurt.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Makes you wonder if her "real" personality isn't an act as well.
I actually laughed at her saying Courtney is a slut but only her half sister so at least she has half of her dignity left...
"HOdor"
Using an alter ego to say what you really think about your husband...way to go!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
This is the best she's ever looked. And at least this personality had some life to it.
HA! Damn, she's weird. But she makes me laugh. I could see her as a character actress in a John Waters or B movie.
Someone needs to get checked into the nearest phsyc ward STAT!!!
Gah, she looks so much better as whatever iteration this is.
I hate that this bitch and I share the same first name. Seriously?
Kourtney Kardashian
Courtney Love
Courtney Cox
Courtney Stodden
Why are all the "famous" Courtney's crazy as hell? Oh well, at least mine is spelled differently.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
She would be so much fun to be friends with. Imagine going out clubbing with her. She has such a big personality. Fuck boring people!
This bitch has earned my fandom. She's the perfect storm of glamor.
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Glad I wasn't the only one who thought the CUMBALLZOFBLOOD was kind of funny. In fact, I may have been mildly amused by the whole thing. Usually I totally hate on this bitch...what the fuck is happening to me?!