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Shanti Ananda (formerly known as Walter Mercado) (81)
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Matthew Gray Gubler (33)
Kerr Smith (41)
Emmanuel Lewis (42)
C-Murder (42)
Shannon Leto (43)
Juliette Binoche (49)
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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:59am.

Happy Birthday Sucky!!

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:06pm.

I thought it felt like Christmas today , and here is the reason for the season , its the birthday of a 2000 year old glittery unicorn.. This trick is MY EVERYTHING Walter is Liberace meets Charo meets Jeanne Dixon .. I remember seeing him at A Different Light Bookstore in the 90s with 2 Cuban Hustlers and a fan over his face like a fucking Spanish LADY.
I almost fainted from the elegance overload....

HB Shanti Ananda
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 9:31pm.

Happy Birthday Sucky!!!!! I am shaking my big fat ass and singing in honor of you. :P

Ah...Walter Mercado. I used to think he was the Puerto Rican baby Jesus with his magical cape. He scared me, but I was fascinated too.

* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 6:12pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:36am.
When I was living in Atlanta, I was about to get out of my car and go into Eats with my then-boyfriend, when a big blue Mercedes pulled in next to me. I asked my friend, "Why is that little kid driving that big car?" He said, "That's not a little kid. That's Emmanuel Lewis!"
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Ahahahaha! I had a similar experience. I was having lunch with a friend @ Houston's and she noticed that Emmanuel Lewis was there having lunch with what appeared to be his family in a booth behind me. So she pointed to the table. I could see Mom's head, Dad's head and another family member's head but I was like, "Where Webster be at?" And my friend said, "You see that empty space? That's him." Lol. He wasn't tall enough for his head to show above the back of the booth...:-(. I had to pretend to go to the bathroom so I could see his lil' ass...Yep, it was him. Arrived in a Rolls too.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:56pm.

For Sucky, it's not much, but it's the best I could do...Enjoy boo --> https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600140_340997686012083_18921...
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I don't know how you people get these private ass pictures of me damn

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:56pm.
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That's beautiful! ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:56pm.

For Sucky, it's not much, but it's the best I could do...Enjoy boo --> https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600140_340997686012083_18921...

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by Thats What He Said on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 3:23pm.

Happy Birthday to that hot nerd Dr. Reid!

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:14pm.

Forget the rest of these sluts, happy birthday Sucky!!! Never change, you sick bastard. ♥♥♥

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:10pm.

WE JUST KNOW THAT SUCKY IS CURRENTLY FACE DOWN, ASS UP AND LOVING EVERY SECOND, HONEY

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:28pm.

This picture is a silken fainting couch for the eyes. My imagination has been captured by this muse for all of eternity.
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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by luvmehateme on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:26am

He dropped Lil when he wasn't Lil anymore.

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so now he's Big Bow Wow? not impressed

when he fails as an actor he can move on to a laughable career as Fashion Designer like all the other thugs

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:18pm.

Happy birthday to Sucky!!! Have a great one! <3♥

*waits for Sandbitch's ode to Sucky* (last year's http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/09/birthday-sluts)

... also to the other sluts born today, hahaha

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:11pm.

SUCKAY!!! ♥

S&F, Barbie, and the exquisite Walter? That's no coincidence hunty...

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Mr. Mercury ♥

Submitted by jennyb on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:01pm.

HB Walter Mercardo. When did he become Shanti whatever? I used to LOVE watching him on tv doing the horoscopes. Had no idea what he was saying (as it was in Espanol) but could never turn my eyes away. Exquisite!

Submitted by purin on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:43pm.

HB@Walter, still remember watching him on Primer Impacto. Te doy todo, todo, todo mi amor lol

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:42pm.

HBD to the nerdy hot Matthew Gray Gubler.

HBD Sucky you perv! ;)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:36pm.

Happiest of barfdays, SUCKY!!!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:35pm.

HB to Sucky and Barbie!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:32pm.
Dog omggggg

I DIDNT NOTICE WILKOS

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Wake up and smell the bald coffee!

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:17pm.
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OH HONEY I WAS THINKING A THREE-WAY WITH HIS DAD AND SOME RANDOM KID HE LURED AWAY FROM THE PLAYGROUND WITH THE PROMISE OF CANDY!!!! BUT NO STINKFISH HONEY!!!! AND YOU SOUND FAT
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Hahahahaha!

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:32pm.

Happy Bday sucky!!!! Do something special with your dad today (all the while thinking of all the fatties of Dlisted)!!!!!

Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:32pm.

Dog omggggg

I DIDNT NOTICE WILKOS

I was giving sucky his present and im a lady so I do it with my eyes closed. :-)

Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL HAVE ME A SOME OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:35pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:28pm.

You fell into a vat of ketchup again, didn't you?

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:28pm.

Many genuine thanks to everyone for your wishes. Melt in the rise of the inner solar. You are of the world, return to yourself. A new beginning is a light within.

We consider ourselves very fortunate to share a birthday with the universe's PREMIERE SORCERER Walter Mercado and TRUCK DRIVING MACHO MAN STEVE WILKOS

Submitted by ibnsmother on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:22pm.

Happy birthday Sucky my favorite Dlisted poster evaaa!!

Submitted by ibnsmother on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:22pm.

Happy birthday Sucky my favorite Dlisted poster evaaa!!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:49am.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:48am.

I can only imagine how he's celebrating. Happy Birthday Sucky you slut!
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Oh girl, you know sucky. It involves something sexual and his daddy.
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OH HONEY I WAS THINKING A THREE-WAY WITH HIS DAD AND SOME RANDOM KID HE LURED AWAY FROM THE PLAYGROUND WITH THE PROMISE OF CANDY!!!! BUT NO STINKFISH HONEY!!!! AND YOU SOUND FAT

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:12pm.

SUCKAGE! Happiest of birthday fondles to you, ya big hor!

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:08pm.

SUCKY, Happy Birthday to one of my favorite DListers. Jacko, please don't make Sucky stay under your desk all day so that he can go out and play on his birthday.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:02pm.

Happy birthday to our one and only Suck&Fuck!
Sucky ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by peep on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:57am.

Dog - Emmanuel Lewis is still kickin. Are you thinking of Gary Coleman?
Google is telling me Shannon Leto is 4'11". Surely not.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:56am.

@Dog, I am sure Mr. Suck's asshole IS NOT hairy.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:55am.

That's a MAN???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:52am.

I imagine this is what saints look like in heaven.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:49am.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:48am.

I can only imagine how he's celebrating. Happy Birthday Sucky you slut!
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Oh girl, you know sucky. It involves something sexual and his daddy.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:48am.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:39am.

It's that manly queer's birthday today???? Sucky where you at ho????

I can only imagine how he's celebrating. Happy Birthday Sucky you slut!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:45am.

HB to Sucky. I don't know how we know this but
hope you have a GREAT day Sucky, I still don't get most of your posts.

HB to Julette Binoche.

Submitted by luvmehateme on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:43am.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:29am.

Exactly. Annnnnd his name is Shad. So, Bow Wow is what I would go by!

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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:39am.

It's that manly queer's birthday today???? Sucky where you at ho????

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:38am.

Just so I knooooow. Isn't Emmanuel Lewis taking the long dirt nap? I mean like since years ago???

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:37am.

Is Sucky's hairy asshole older or younger than he is? I guess that would depend on how much action its seen. HB Fatty.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 11:36am.

When I was living in Atlanta, I was about to get out of my car and go into Eats with my then-boyfriend, when a big blue Mercedes pulled in next to me. I asked my friend, "Why is that little kid driving that big car?" He said, "That's not a little kid. That's Emmanuel Lewis!"