Afternoon Crumbs
A dude in Tokyo live-tweets his trip to the hospital after a vibrator got stuck in his ass. Yes, a vibrator got stuck in his ass. Amateur! - Daily Dot
Jessica Biel is trying to take GOOPY Paltrow's place in the Illuminati's inner circle - Lainey Gossip
ASkars needs to put a steak on that bruise and by a steak I mean my tongue - The Superficial
Since when did the Westboro Baptist Church get into the ATM business in Puerto Rico? - Towleroad
That chill you feel is from a crack forming on January Jones' icy face as she smugly smiles at Miley Cyrus' ringless finger - Celebitchy
Mila Kunis isn't wearing pants in Allure - Drunken Stepfather
These pictures of Mimi at an American Idol party last night have got me asking myself, "FOR WHY DIDN'T SHE NAME HER KID RAINBOW AURORA INSTEAD OF HOLLY MADISON?!" Mimi disappointed us all - Hollywood Tuna
Young Larry David, I so would. His hair is layed like EVERYTHING! - The Berry
From now on we can all celebrate March 7th as National The Day Brit Brit Wore A Bra Day - Popoholic
Somewhere in the Portland area, a middle-aged spiritual healer/women's studies professor is looking at this Hunger Games character poster of Finnick Odair while screaming, "He stole my look!" - ICYDK
Selena Gomez's dad used to use her as bait to pick up Hooters waitresses - IDLYITW
Topanga and her no neck from Boy Meets World are on Maxim - Just Jared
Pussies are assholes - OMG Blog
I see that Ben Affleck's award season beard is creeping back - Popsugar
Lil Twist, the LaDonna to Justin Bieber's Jennifer, wrecked the Biebs car - Crunk + Disorderly
That cat would rather be licking a dog's ass during a rainstorm than pose with Eva Longoria - Moe Jackson
Sarah Jessica Parker really wants Hilary Clinton to be president - I'm Not Obsessed
(Pic via @grawly)
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MK must spend time in Portland. I literally have seen a chick wearing that exact outfit at Mt. Tabor w/ a boa constrictor around her neck. Fucking Hunger Games! Now even more people are going to want to come visit the weird-off.
As a hospital worker a vibrating dildo in the ass is so vanilla. Oh the stories I could tell!
hehe my sister is a rad tech at a major hospital in California and they make copies of all the interesting x-rays. She has quite the collection of "lost object X-rays"
It is appropriate that in tinymeatland(japan) the dildo is also tiny!
Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 2:31am.
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I know, scary to think either of them is on the road. Smdh
(I don't think anything could improve Lezbeaver's cred. The pants killed that. haha)
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Not just a dildo but a vibrating dildo in his ass, lmao. Healthcare workers have seen and heard everything so I'm sure they were not surprised at all by this.
Those kitties are so curious and naughty... evil almost. hahaha
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Justin should kick his ass for wrecking that car. That would help his rep in the hood and everything, too.
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:22pm.
We had a couple of repeat customers who just did not learn. I shit you not, once there was a doctor's order in a chart of one of the repeats that stated "Social worker consult before pt is discharged. Pt. to be educated about proper sex toys and implements"
I was going to post a snarky response to that along the lines of, "Well, I've officially given up on humanity" or some such "Holier than thou" reply, but, then I realized I was snorting laughter out loud at what you wrote and that I'm no better than that poor shmuck who was a re-PETE offENDer.
hahahahaha
Topanga is pretty, always has been.
Giraffe necks are overrated.
"HOdor"
OMG!
VOB, Enter at your own risk! Lol. At least they always bring the entertainment with their outrageous comments.
PHM.. ? Do I dare? LOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I clicked on the Just Jared link and later ended up in the loony bin, aka the Holie-Shitt wine selling out thread. Chelsea Handler, you in danger gurrl.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:22pm.
We had a couple of repeat customers who just did not learn. I shit you not, once there was a doctor's order in a chart of one of the repeats that stated "Social worker consult before pt is discharged. Pt. to be educated about proper sex toys and implements"
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Hahahaha!!!! Dan Savage wrote about "flared base" sex toys recently.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=15505018
I would like to highlight the The Berry commentor, "alistz" who said, in response to the "Comedians When They Were Young" article linked here, " If Hitler came back as a ghost, this list might be where he picks up from where he left off. "
I looked at his profile and he's made over 1500 comments on Breitbarf.
@ Migraine Sally
D-A-Y-U-M!!!
i see why you've got a Migraine, Sally! :-O
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Did he fall on it "accidentally"?
Whose asshole is so deep they can get that up there anyway??
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Unfortunately for some who are unaware human colon can create quite a suction and if you don't have a good grip on your "toy", oops there it goes!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 8:49pm.
CAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ♥♥♥
*gets Hoveround out of the hangar*
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OMGGGG The Hover!! Woot!!
Ont - Going back, unfortch, to the ass-stuck'd vib, upon re-review HTF are you going to get some measly vib stuck?! Is that xray correctly showing the life-size of that vib?? WE NEED ANSWERS HERE
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CAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! ♥♥♥
*gets Hoveround out of the hangar*
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Most of the Crumbs are strange, like this week has been fml, so I can't especially w/ the excerpts of the ass-missile vibrator thing issue, the miley thing and HTF do you come up with "lil twist" as your rap name!? dumb news
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. *caprica six was/is here*
It wouldn't surprise me if those Westboro assholes were working with the Jamaican phone scammers. Losers
Because Miley went out with only three rings on her hitchin' finger instead of the usual seven, we're supposed to conclude that it's over? Slender reed, man...
Engagement means so little these days, anyway. It's the new going steady.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:30pm.
And the most memorable x-ray I've seen is a male bladder
containing about 2 feet of coiled up TV antenna wire. It got
tangled and wouldn't come back out
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Did he think he was going to get better reception that way? ; p
Shampoo bottles, old *glass* soda bottles (!), saw all kinds of odd shit. Lol. Coming into the OR for removal, probably the most memorable was a *peeled* cucumber.
Of course, the cuc absorbed all wetness which made it limp and hard to keep ahold of with the instruments. Took almost an hour to get it out. :(
Note: all of these were guys. Rarely saw any chicks come into the OR for anything related. =o/
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Boy Meets World was a crappy show and "Topanga" is a stupid name. I can still here that annoying kid saying it. "tuh-PANG-uh"
Yes oh YAYuss to young John Stewart. Want to LEECK
Tampon anyone? At least you can remedy a dildo up the ass right quickly. Try sticking a giant, menses soaking cotton swab up your cooch, 7 times daily, 6 days out of the month and trying to retrieve it when the string breaks or you just plain forget when your flow is low. I bet the 'first' tampon was a boiled rag that some poor soul of a woman had the audacity to roll up and stick up her nether regions. Jeezus. lol
Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:03pm.
I think it could be a bull shit story, too. Who would broadcast a dildo stuck in their butt on twitter ?
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Rihanna.
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Why go to the emergency room and pay a fortune.
Head down to the nearest gay bar and they will remove it for free.
Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:03pm.
I think it could be a bull shit story, too. Who would broadcast a dildo stuck in their butt on twitter ?
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An asshole.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 6:34pm.
(btw, who's the woman in your avie? she's so distinctive looking)
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That's Nastya Zhidkova, a Russian model. I think she's beautiful.
http://tinyurl.com/dyumyy3
Wow. Tina Fey must have had a LOT of work done.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:05pm.
"As far as he can get from that heifer."
Ha, that ain't far enough!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 03/08/2013 -
"It ended with an exhortation to buy proper butt plugs and anal dildos, and if possible douche beforehand."
Hahaha GROSS!!! I'm hearing that as spoken by Ben Stein and giggling like an idiot!
(btw, who's the woman in your avie? she's so distinctive looking)
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yah what can you say in that situation, "i slipped and fell on it"??
the thing is it's probly not the first time they've seen that in the ER, we humans do some weird shit to ourselves on a regular basis.
HAHAHA at the catvideos. One of ours does the doorstopper thing and it drives us NUTS. She also knocks random shit off the counters just to fuck with us. She is one little asshole.
Hubby and I had to watch the cat vids several times we were laughing so hard. Today our landlord busted us with our cat. Dammit! Now we owe a pet deposit. fsakhoirelwelkhgoialkh!!!!!!!!!!
Go Verb Yourself!
Miley hasn't broken up with Liam. If he has to drop rumors of an affair to even TRY to get rid of her, that means she's clinging to him like a remora. It will probably take explicit ditching to get rid of her.
I'd rather have Hillary as president than Obama. She comes across as more mature and intelligent, and got through the 8-yr Clinton administration without constantly licking Hollywood's ass. But the middle-aged white male posse will never let anyone with a vagina be in a position of power.
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I think it could be a bull shit story, too. Who would broadcast a dildo stuck in their butt on twitter ? But then there are some real lunatics out there.
Isn't there a book of objects removed from choco-whizways? Pretty sure the "jelly jar case" is in it.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:30pm.
Love the little pussy pushing the other one out of the attic.
And the most memorable x-ray I've seen is a male bladder containing about 2 feet of coiled up TV antenna wire. It got tangled and wouldn't come back out.
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Whaaaa? *screams and faints*
What's the entry portal for a foreign body in the bladder?
I really fear I know the answer to this.
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This was a Hospital in NJ?? Was Sucky accounted for on that evening?
Ahh, the Labbit.
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If that dude's Japanese, that dildo must be the size of a AAA battery.
SJP is such an ass...uggh. Her comments about running around in heels - give me a BREAK. What, she thinks that just because her feet did not go to hell on her sooner that she is somehow special?
What a wench.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:22pm
REPEAT offenders? WHOA...that is insanity. Would that basically be quantified as some kind of weird obsession requiring therapy? I would imagine. How painful is that, anyway? Ewwww....
Greedy bitch.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Love the little pussy pushing the other one out of the attic.
And the most memorable x-ray I've seen is a male bladder containing about 2 feet of coiled up TV antenna wire. It got tangled and wouldn't come back out.