Thursday, March 7th 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Bonnie Tyler
Eurovision hasn't even started yet and it's officially over, because every European country will pull their entries now that the legendary Bonnie Tyler has been chosen to sing the UK's entry. Bonnie sings a song that sounds like something you'd hear during the end credits of a straight-to-DVD Disney movie and the video looks like a commercial for Estroven. Everything is perfect including Bonnie who looks like a Bride of Chucky pantyhose doll. Get into Bonnie as her face frantically searches for the light, because she knows that her soft L'eggs skin must be clearly be seen by all.
This song = total eclipse of the competition.
via The Telegraph (Thanks, Kim!)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:25pm.
i -- and i think "we" agree 100% with you. i'm suggesting cut it now rather than later bec imo she's not EVER going to change ...
/been the one who had to take the hit. still getting over it. would have rather have had it hit earlier than later...
eta: to fix grammar and bitchiness
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Look ladies, if I'm dating you and I don't have an emptiness in my gut when you're gone, open my eyes and you're not the first thing I think about, and can't wait to get off work just to look at you then you're not the one... And yes, that kind of "love" (aka delusional mental illness) does exist, I've had it before.... I won't settle for anything BUT those feelings.... life's too short and I'm statistically halfway through with my run... not settling.
ETA: pushy-hook, thanks...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:13pm
You have a real treasure there Jack. Like a gal with brains and spunk. edit: I was talking about Lil G:)
Married or not married. I hope that person that I talked about comes into your life Jack.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 4:13pm.
I just love lil G. And she is right. I like the new GF way better then whorebagslut # 2 but this is never going to die as an issue....soooooo.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@jack -- "if you had to walk away and would be okay with it, then quit wasting her time, Dad". Like I said, she knows me well.
*coughs and loves you at the same time i'm side eyeying*
/what Lil G said and what IF said yesterday...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 6:57pm.
You are very kind. Lil G supports me 100%. She knows me better than anyone and says she "just can't see it happening". She asked me, "IF you had to walk away from her today, would you be able to do it?" then, without waiting for the answer, told me "if you had to walk away and would be okay with it, then quit wasting her time, Dad". Like I said, she knows me well.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:54am.
Awake and aloooone.
How often does this Eurovision thing happen? Like, every two to three years?
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not often enough! lol
its once a year, and my favourite wiener (yep) is german's lena, and her satellite song.
it makes no sense, but its really catchy. to me anyway.
Awake and aloooone.
How often does this Eurovision thing happen? Like, every two to three years?
*Quick peek in* Looks like everyone had a good night and all are safely tucked in bed... ❀
"Get into Bonnie as her face frantically searches for the light" -- lol
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Can I get my tattoo now?
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
hey people:
anybody home? you guys have fun with Project Runway?
*crickets*
okay, i'll let myself out! lol
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Can I get my tattoo now?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:28am.
How do you make male strippers fashion forward?
1. spring colors
2. generous use of velcro on rip apart spring colored speedos
3. cobalt eyeliner
good night!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Nite all!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
How do you make male strippers fashion forward?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
night, Loopy! night to you and que too, GG! i'm outta here too. "Uli" the room is yours
a thrill as always, GG. next week same bat time same bat channel!
and, gladys, project runway is on lifetime now, not bravo. if you're going to harass us please stay current and fashion forward. thanks.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Nite Loopy and Que cochina!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think next week is gong to be a hot mess. It can go bad real quick.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Puta! I behaved myself from a sexay standpoint @ my senior ball, but we had a buttload of drugs, which ruled. Buenos noches todos.
night, Bat!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
well ima go bake apple pie :) my neighbour just gave me 20 apples! see yal later.
good double elimination - i think that's fair.
i'm sorry did i see nekked oiled up mens coming up on next week's show?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Loopy, let me make you a duck tape speedo! You wont need to wax after!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Nite VOB, sweet dreams!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
yeah i missed the double elimination too, GG! *rewinding*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
YES! Male strippers!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good night all.. Xo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
awwwwww, poor him! she should cry - it was her design and directions that put him on the chopping block!
he seems to have a similar personality and aesthetic as the cute asian guy who walked away from the competition last year. i liked him too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wait...what? Two got sent home?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I had great gowns:: now as a parent can't believe I was such a shit
And know full well.. Did not deserve them..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Adios Twinkie!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I got it on prom nite! Just not with my date.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
i'm happy for 7 of 9 though.
whew, your boyfriend and stanley made it!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
:O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 1:03am.
OK - Who gave it up on prom nite?
by prom time been there, done that a couple times, i think... nada on prom night tho ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Circle Gurl can still kiss my taint.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think I saw that gold dress at my prom a thousand years ago.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
agree with posen - both of those guys are good but it seems they are both trying to win using their personal greatest hits from past years' designs. maybe they need to spend more lot of time looking at what women around them on the street are wearing in 2013 ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Uh oh!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Kooky Medicine Woman.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
my prom dress was slinky halter in floral spring print lightweight crushed velvet. i picked pattern and material, stepmother made. still one of my favorite pieces of attire of my life
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@GG - yep, the power couple did themselves a disservice with that gold. yep "hero to zero" but i think they'll be ok. i predict buh bye twink
is pink hair dude patrick somebody? i was out of room during judge introductions
@VOB - i have a lifelong uncanny ability to give excellent advice and then not follow it worth a damn myself, lmao ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My prom dress was a sky blue taffetta with a train and I think Alexis Carrington would have worn it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 12:53am.
yeah this is the problem with women/men (papa joe simpson) who have an "age identity" crisis, they think in order to be "sexy" they have to dress like a 16 year old.
and they think that everything else is "grandma boring"
sometimes i think, they need a person to take them shopping and show them that they can look sexy in clothes that arent marketed to 16 year olds.
there are men who do the same thing, like they try to emulate Fabio, with the greasy hair, tan shaved chest, and unbuttoned shirt and skin tight leather pants!
anyway as for those other things, some people think there is nothing wrong with doing things we all think is inappropriate lol.
Nina.. She was a little unfortunate tonight..
I wanted to smack her..and I like her
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
OK - Who gave it up on prom nite?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I like the punk dress more and more.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Actually Foxxy.. You gave me the best advice ever..
'Who cares'.. Have adopted said attitude since..
I was miffed and you were cool as a cucumber.. Go figure..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Foxxy, Nina will sic her Ninja Gays on him.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That black and pink dress reminds me of those skeleton Hello Kittys.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012