Seen above with Gay Fish in a beautiful and tasteful painting that hangs at the Whole Foods in Tribeca (Fun fact: Since that painting went up, Whole Foods’ food sales have dropped by 100%, but sales for anti-nausea medication are up by 200%!), Kim Kardashian freaked out on her flight from Paris to L.A. yesterday after she thought she was having a miscarriage. A source tells Radar that Kim started to have stomach pains on the plane and as soon as she landed she called her friends to cry about how she thought she was losing her unborn Kimye baby. Kim went to her doctor’s office and after he checked her out, he told her what all of us having been telling her for years: Have a seat!
The source says that the doctor told Kim that she just has the flu and she needs to stay off of a plane and stay out of a gym. But Kim is obsessed with working out, because she doesn’t want her huge ass to look like a bean bag full of curdled pudding. The source said this:
“She started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed. She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.
Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy. She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She’s working with two different trainers to control her weight, including Tracy Anderson and a pregnancy trainer. She’s scared that her ass is as big as a couch and is going south, but she is having a very rough pregnancy, and doctors have ordered her to slow down.”
The source went on to say (the source did not go on to say) that Pimp Mama Kris and Kanye weren’t in the exam room with her, because only two other people were allowed and those two spots went to the camera people from their reality show. Also, Pimp Mama Kris was too busy making calls to the executives at E! to let them know that they finally have a cliffhanger for the season finale of KUWTK.
In other Kimye news, Kim let out the biggest DUH of DUHs to UsWeekly:
“I dress for my man way more than for myself! [Kanye] likes cool, drapey things. Very casual.”
And I guess Kanye’s idea of “cool, drapey and casual” is looking like a mafia widow going to her husband’s funeral. Case in point: these pictures of Kim and Kanye strolling around Paris on Monday.