Justin Bieber Miraculously Recovers After Collapsing On Stage In London

Justin Bieber really is a musical genius, because he knows that Janice Joplin is really underrated and way more talented than Janis Joplin. We should never question his tastes again.

Proving once again that toddlers can’t handle their weed, Justin Bieber collapsed on stage in London tonight after he had trouble breathing. If Justin would pull up his pants, he wouldn’t trip and collapse on the damn stage. But anyway, E! News says that during his show at London’s O2 Arena tonight, the Canadian Beanie Baby had to dramatically run off stage. After a few minutes, the Biebs’ manager Scooter Braun (I still can’t believe that’s a name that exists in this world) told the Beliebers that he couldn’t breathe and was getting oxygen from the EMTs. (insert your oxygen thief jokes here) Surprisingly enough, the Beliebers didn’t jump the stage to run to his dressing room to give his cooch-to-mouth resuscitation.

All the Beliebers waited and cheered his name. After about 15 minutes, Justin, being the Canadian Jesus that he is, rose up above and went on with the show. Once the show ended, he went to the hospital where he took this picture that is making my eyes dry heave. Well, at least Justin Bieber changed up his facial expression for this picture. Usually he’s making an “I said just the tip!” face and this time he’s making a “my butt’s too sore to lie on” face.

Some people are saying that this is all just a STUNT QUEEN move from the Biebs to get sympathy after he got booed for showing up late to his show on Monday night. For a quick second, I thought to myself, “Would a ho really fake falling and not being able to breathe just to get some good PR?” But then I remembered that I did the same thing on a weekly basis to get out of going to class in junior high class.

(Pic via Instagram, where the comments are a mess)