The Difficult Brown Shows That He’s Really A Changed Man By Going Off On A Valet

March 7, 2013 / Posted by:

RiRi was totally right when she said that Fist Brown is completely changed, because look at him being a changed man at a bowling alley in Studio City, CA last night. After leaving a charity event at PINZ bowling alley, the buck-toothed menstrual berry threw a tantrum when the parking valet told him he had to pay the $10 valet fee to get his car. Since the tattooed dingle hanging out of a beaver’s ass just can’t resist an opportunity to act like a complete asshole, he cursed out the valet and refused to pay the $10. See, totally changed!

TMZ has the video that shows the valet not backing down even though Fist Brown keeps bitching and moaning about how he’s not going to pay the ten stupid dollars. At one point, Fist Brown’s bodyguard puts some ice on his raging b-hole by telling the valet that they have the money. That didn’t help and it made The Difficult Brown even more difficult. Fist Brown said to the man who was just trying to do his job, “We’re gonna turn this whole thing out.” Eventually, that piece of trash got his car keys and he drove away. TMZ doesn’t know if Fist Brown ended up paying the $10. A source told them that he got mad, because he was only inside for 30 minutes and didn’t think he should pay the fee.

I know Fist Brown would choke out his own shadow if he thought it was looking at him funny, but turning on the crazy over ten measly ass dollars? During that minute-long tantrum, Fist Brown probably made $10,000 and he’s still acting like a dick over an amount of money that ain’t shit to him. Of course, Fist Brown has to get bitchy on a dude who’s smaller than him. What an incredible asshole. Can’t we fast forward to 20 years when that valet is walking by a 7-Eleven and a broke ass Chris Brown is outside begging him for $10?

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