The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 6th!

March 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Everbody laughed at Matthew McConaughey’s date until they realized she was inflated with pot smoke. – OurMissC


…and 9 months later, a little soccer ball was born. – Rosemary Young

He loved Air Supply. So did she.
He loved CSI. She loved PSI.
He wanted 4 kids, she wanted 4 ply.
He attended AA. She attended Triple A.
He liked the gum. She liked the patch.
But alas, their marriage ended after 25 Goodyears. – Homeless J

Prom Officials are on the lookout for students trying to smuggle inhalants into the building. – I am Legend

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