Everbody laughed at Matthew McConaughey’s date until they realized she was inflated with pot smoke. – OurMissC
…and 9 months later, a little soccer ball was born. – Rosemary Young
He loved Air Supply. So did she.
He loved CSI. She loved PSI.
He wanted 4 kids, she wanted 4 ply.
He attended AA. She attended Triple A.
He liked the gum. She liked the patch.
But alas, their marriage ended after 25 Goodyears. – Homeless J
Prom Officials are on the lookout for students trying to smuggle inhalants into the building. – I am Legend