Afternoon Crumbs

March 7, 2013 / Posted by:

After seeing the Machete Kills poster with Sofia Vergara on it, Katy Perry threw her machine gun bra into the trash and told her people to scrap all plans for her heavy metal album – Popoholic

Adrianne Palicki is blond now (or maybe she’s always been blond and I haven’t noticed since I’m way behind on all my Adrianne Palicki news) – Hollywood Tuna

GOOP’s idea of comfort food is very GOOP – Lainey Gossip

Poke at me when TV Guide asks Stephen Amell to play the Match Your Co-Star’s Name to the Peen Game – Towleroad

If drunk ass Chelsea Handler is right about Taylor Swift being a virgin flower, then does that mean Red is about popping her cherry? – The Superficial 

Lindsay Lohan wishes had talents like this mess – Drunken Stepfather

BREAKING: Naomi Watts cut her hair – Celebitchy

Owl eye tits + a clear rain poncho = doing fashion right – ICYDK

Ethan Hawke is on the cover of Gotham looking like he’s taking a dump. A very distinguished dump since he is wearing a suit after all – Just Jared

Thank God my eyes deceived me, because I really thought this was a naked David Archuleta in a tub – OMG Blog

It all makes sense now, Taylor Swift’s love life is a front for her house flipping business – IDLYITW

Bradley Cooper’s middle part is looking stunning in The Hangover III trailer – The Berry 

TERRENCE HOWARD WAS ROBBED! – Jezebel

No. – C+D

Give me the car, give me the sugar juice, keep the Zach Braff Moe Jackson 

Why is Blake NotSoLively wearing the dress my mom wore to my sister’s graduation in the 90s? – Popsugar

David Beckham is either making a fart or smelling a fart – I’m Not Obsessed

Going to the Olive Garden is the smartest decision Shia LaDouche has ever made in the history of his life – Videogum

Justin Bieber should close his Macbook Air right now, because he’s no KanyeCityrag

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