Shia LaDouche Is Once Again Leaking Alec Baldwin's Private E-Mails To Him
Right after the producers of the Broadway play Orphans flushed down the turd from their lives by firing Shia LaDouche for being Shia LaDouche, he tweeted screen shots of a bunch of e-mails between him and the cast and crew including one where he plagiarized an Esquire article. Alec Baldwin isn't the one to keep his lips shut about fuckery like this, so pulled off his leather gloves finger by finger and slapped Shia's face back and forth for being a know-it-all theater bitch. Here's what Alec said about Shia to Vulture yesterday:
"I can tell you that, in all honesty, I don’t think he’s in a good position to be giving interpretations of what the theater is and what the theater isn’t. I mean, he was never in the theater. He came into a rehearsal room for six or seven days and, uh — you know, sometimes film actors — I mean, there are people who are film actors who have a great legacy in the theater. Some of the greatest movie stars had really serious theater careers and still do. And many film actors, though, who are purely film actors, they’re kind of like celebrity chefs, you know what I mean? You hand them the ingredients, and they whip it up, and they cook it, and they put it on a plate, and they want a round of applause. In the theater, we don’t just cook the food and serve it. You go out in the garden and you plant the seeds and you grow it. You know, it’s a really very, very long, slow, deliberate — it’s the opposite of film acting. It’s a much more intensive and kind of thoughtful process. And there are people who that’s just not their thing. So for those people who I think it’s not their thing, I’m not really interested in their opinion of it. But thanks."
With that, Shia should've taken his bow, exited stage left and continued on with his Lean Cuisine of a movie career, but since his nipples get hard from screwing with Alec Baldwin, he's keeping the foolery going. This morning, Shia tweeted screen shots of e-mails between him and the play's director Daniel Sullivan as well as e-mails between him and Alec. Here's one that Daniel Sullivan supposedly sent to Shia on February 10th:
"Don't be too surprised if Alec doesn't look up from his script much for the first few days. I suspect he's not nearly as prepared as you are. Not unusual at all when actors have a good long rehearsal time like we have. I just don't want it to throw you. I did a reading of another play once with Alec and about 10 minutes in I thought, 'Oh, I guess he's just going to read it.'"
And here's an exchange between Shia, Alec and Daniel:
Alec - That was supposed to read: We start Monday. But I'm so fucking tired.
Shia - I'm a hustler. I don't get tired. I'm 26, chief.
Alec - Listen, boy. I'm not your fuckin' chief. You got that? Ha. Hahahahaha. Let's go.
Shia - Yes, sir.
Daniel - I think he's nervous.
Fuck that Orphans shit. They should turn these e-mails into a Broadway play, because this is where the real theatrical drama is at. They can call it "I'm Not Your Fuckin' Chief." And "I'm a hustler, I don't get tired" sounds like a lyric from the rap song that Justin Bieber will eventually release.
Even though this is the most entertaining thing that Shia has ever been a part of, he should still squash his beef with Alec Baldwin the way all grown men squash beefs (Side note: Not that it has to do with anything, but "Beef Squasher" is John Travolta's Scientology bath house nickname): with a game of Words with Friends. Take it to the WWF board, chief!
And here's LaDouche leaving a gym in NYC the other day.
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Something ain't right with Shia, from the over love of his mother to the burning bridges left and right, dude got issues.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:12am. sOME 26 year old snot calling me chief would get the verbal smack down too.
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Seriously cut down. The biggest shock was this kid posted private emails. Dude is violating professional protocols in droves. I can't imagine how many industry people he's alienated.
What is up with Shia Ladouche? He is not that talented or that good looking. He should thank his lucky stars he has a job in an industry that requires both.
This is one of those catfights I just don't care about. Even the emails are boring:"Girl I'm tired Shia." "You can't act Alec." "I'm older than you Shia." "You've never done theatre Alec." "I worked the cave circuit right after my Neanderthal relatives died Shia."
You can say what you want about Alec, but career wise, Shia LaTwat has nothing on him. Alec is a five-star meal in a high-end restaurant and Shia is one of those chocolate slim-fast diet drinks. sOME 26 year old snot calling me chief would get the verbal smack down too.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Hope you're feeling better. Worried. Glad to see you here. Take care.
Good career moves this one.
Team Alec. Always the entertainer, arrogant but witty. And an underlying deep seething rage that can be quite compelling. He's an intimidating asshole and I LOVE it!
Shia, like Taylor Swift are fighting a losing battle. Alec can easily outsmart him.
Shia used to be so cute, what happened? Is he just aging badly?
Haven't commented yet on this post because I like them both (though they're both assholes)but I'd definitely rather spend time with Shia.
He's the straight guy you get high and watch The Magnificent Ambersons with (and listen to his pompous yet fascinating critiques) but at some point he also slips his arm around your shoulder and starts looking intently into your eyes...
Maybe that's projecting, but I've been there before.
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
Shia is totally Alec's love child from an affair to remember.. They share the same brain.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:47pm.
LOL. You couldn't have guffawed inappropriately during quiet moments?
Oh, MK, how do I love thee? You funny bastard.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
"They should turn these e-mails into a Broadway play, because this is where the real theatrical drama is at."
YASSSSS!!! MK you should write life.
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:14pm.
F* 'EM ALL! The ultimate Broadway thespian of them all, the late great Jack Cassidy, would bitch slap 'em all! Then he'd take SmartAlec and Shittake LePuke and the director's tongues and tie them in a knot! Now THAT'S theater!!!
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THIS^^^^
Jack Cassidy was a GREAT actor and not remembered often or fondly enough!!
Even in old re-runs of Columbo, he owned everyone around him and stole every scene he was in. LOVE him. Shitty end to his life at a relatively young age, too--death by house fire (from falling asleep with a lit cig, I believe).
As someone else mentioned, his son David *does* look a lot like him, right down to that devilish dimple.
Robbie Rist just appeared on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show". That was random.
Honestly I kind of enjoy them both. Alec was always soooo hilarious on 30 Rock, and I enjoy how both of them don't present themselves as perfect and safe, when it comes to their public image.
lorrd shia stop working out and buffing up, it doesnt look good on you.
you look like you're 40 years old.
Shia needs to have every seat in the theater. Leaking e-mails is some crazed scorned lover shit.
I think he has talent, but he ain't no Daniel or Denzel so shut up and listen to your elders, child! He was was good in Holes. Not my holes, Holes the movie. He probably cries after sex.
"Shia - I'm a hustler. I don't get tired. I'm 26, chief."
that sounds like the meth talking.
Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:33pm.
I may be in the minority on this but I am glad someone is calling Alec Baldwin out for being such an a-hole. He seems to get a pass from the media for his d-head behavior because he is so beloved on "30 Rock." I think he is a total pompous ass. His behavior towards Kim Bassinger was appalling and I think he probably sunk her career in the process. Alec Baldwin is as much a stage actor as Madonna so he can just suck it.
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summa dis up here...
Plus Shia kinda give me some inappropriate tingles down Souf. Yeah, My Miami be ON FYAH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Geez. There is more pissing going on in this pissing contest than there is pee in Apple Store balls!
http://www.macgasm.net/2013/03/06/pee-balls-the-dark-secret-apple-stores...
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Hustler?! What the hell you know about hustling, son? Come 'round my block boy, we'll sodomize your punk ass. AND Now, I have to quit using the word "chief" too. F this. Go in Alec! Go the hell on in!
<"Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 5:13pm.
Go to the Interior Illusions Lounge and fight it out a'la Coco and Alyssa, you queens.">
You mean like
C: Gurl!
A: GURL!
C: Oh, hell no GURL!
A: Don't play that with me gurl!
C: GURL! Don't even!
A: Oh gurl!
I do have to admit this weeks Unplugged with Alyssa and her dad seemed real and was one of the most memorable events on that show ever. Alyssa seemed shell shocked. Now they need to get OVER it - Coco and Alyssa. They're going to side eye and flip their hair to death otherwise.
Submitted by Whamo: "That last Indiana was more cheesy that John Mayer's peen after a Katy Perry date. It was embarrassingly bad and even the great Cate Blanchete couldn't pull the rancid poker from that fire of crapatude. The green screening on that was 1st year film student bad."
I LOVE that franchise, but the last one SUCKED donkey balls. Awful.
Submitted by Who Datt: "Quite the stunt queen, ain't he? Someone should inform Jr. that his moment in the sun has dimmed. At this point, Mason Reese,Rodney Allen Rippy and Robbie Rist are more marketable former child stars than he ever was."
Oh shit! I forgot about those kids! Mason Reese looks like Bruce Vilanch now!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:53pm.
"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttteeeeeeee that movie. hate it."
Me too. I couldn't believe how bad it was. Harrison Ford broke my heart.
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That last Indiana was more cheesy that John Mayer's peen after a Katy Perry date. It was embarrassingly bad and even the great Cate Blanchete couldn't pull the rancid poker from that fire of crapatude. The green screening on that was 1st year film student bad.
Quite the stunt queen, ain't he? Someone should inform Jr. that his moment in the sun has dimmed. At this point, Mason Reese, Rodney Allen Rippy and Robbie Rist are more marketable former child stars than he ever was.
@RandéSleepover: Knowing I was observing him practicing his CRAFT. To theater people, being stared at for a couple hours is better than sex. The better question: WTF was in it for me? I got outta there fast.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:16pm.
hahaha. What was in it for him?
Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 2:47pm.
Shia was good in something??? um no. How can you get past knowing what an asshole douche he is?? It makes him unwatchable. Same goes for Tom Cruise...he's so effed up in the head with all that Scientology crap that he is -20 on the hotness and watch-ability scale.
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Not a fan of Shia. He comes off smug and fake.
I also have an issue with watching Ethan Hawke due to his douchiness levels.
I may be in the minority on this but I am glad someone is calling Alec Baldwin out for being such an a-hole. He seems to get a pass from the media for his d-head behavior because he is so beloved on "30 Rock." I think he is a total pompous ass. His behavior towards Kim Bassinger was appalling and I think he probably sunk her career in the process. Alec Baldwin is as much a stage actor as Madonna so he can just suck it.
Go to the Interior Illusions Lounge and fight it out a'la Coco and Alyssa, you queens.
ahhhh LatexJungle --- you mentioned Jack Cassidy. He was a handsome guy. You can see where David gets his good looks.
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
hey Alick you were on Knots Landing, remember??
Shia did more work before he was 10!He IS the expert. :)
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"If you don't mind, I just condititoned the leather myself"
What is the point of him releasing this stuff? Alec doesn't come off as bad in it at all and it just makes him seem like a bigger brat than everybody assumed he was already.
Also, Shia, like all Disney child stars never seems believably human to me in any role I've ever seen of his.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:53pm.
"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttteeeeeeee that movie. hate it."
Me too. I couldn't believe how bad it was. Harrison Ford broke my heart.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:49pm.
Shia was involved in the rape of Indiana Jones. 'Nuff said.
mickey gd you for making me seem like i'm defending him but imo he is the least culpable of the team responsible for that steaming pile of shit. i blame the oldsters who should have fucking known better...
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttteeeeeeee that movie. hate it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Shia was involved in the rape of Indiana Jones. 'Nuff said.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Alec is an awesome actor. I agree, he has proved himself in that be can play any part he takes on and play it perfectly. Shia is pretty damaged and he's immature and bratty. He does have talent but his issues and doucheyness puts him on the actors who should shut up and act list. He's got a long way to go before be can act like head bitch in charge a la Alec Baldwin. But I think Alec can more than handle Shia's twerpy ass.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:27pm.
*gets up flexes a few time in the mirror, winks, pistol shoots self with fingers*
haaaaaaaaa. Bet you have a black leather jacket, motorcycle boots, and aviator shades like Justin Theroux.
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WHAT! you can see me?
*drops down peers out window*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:27pm.
*gets up flexes a few time in the mirror, winks, pistol shoots self with fingers*
haaaaaaaaa. Bet you have a black leather jacket, motorcycle boots, and aviator shades like Justin Theroux.
Unrepentantly Team Alex.
ETA: oooops. AleC
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Submitted by Istillhavetime on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:20pm.
Any adult male who talks shit and tries to act all tough and hard while feverishly typing away on a keyboard is a frekin joke.
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Oh YA! you wouldn't say that if you saw how big I was, you're just lucky I don't know where you live because the LAST person that said that is lay........Bawahaaahhaa :P
*gets up flexes a few time in the mirror, winks, pistol shoots self with fingers*
Pointing my two fingers at my eyes,squints,and points them back at you.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:13pm.
They should've CC'ed James Franco on these emails to see what he has to say. Google's servers would not be able to contain the extreme douchery.
LMAO! but do you really think Franco would feel the need to be cc'ed before he interjects himself into this?! *crosses fingers, wait for it, wait for it, he does have a movie coming out and he will be getting attention.. wait for it....*lights candle and crosses other fingers*
oh to have Alec smack down LaDouche and Franco in the same twitter blow... omfg!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Any adult male who talks shit and tries to act all tough and hard while feverishly typing away on a keyboard is a frekin joke.
Not that I give a fuck, but Shia's burning a lot of bridges with this foolery.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:01pm.
i agree he was good in "Holes"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:07pm.
His idea of a date was to actually invite me to watch a play he starred in — on my dime.
hahaha. What was in it for him?
F* 'EM ALL! The ultimate Broadway thespian of them all, the late great Jack Cassidy, would bitch slap 'em all! Then he'd take SmartAlec and Shittake LePuke and the director's tongues and tie them in a knot! Now THAT'S theater!!!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.