ICYMI: Leonardo DiCaprio Puts On His Best Jack Nicholson Face
Leonardo DiCaprio was on a Japanese TV show to promote something that he won't be nominated for an Oscar for (read: the Oscars hate his ass) and the host asked him if he can do any celebrity impersonations (at the 2:10 mark). Leo said he could and that's when he made his eyebrows contort into the Jack Nicholson position. Like this:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAURRRRGH! Throw all the holy water at it and get Tangina to cleanse this house. It looks like he's morphing into a demon bulldog who just inhaled a whole lot of dirty ass. I guess it sort of looks like Jack Nicholson, but to me it looks more like Leonardo DiCaprio having painful butt sex with a porcupine while trying to fight a sneeze.
With all that being said, yes, I still would, but only because Leo can make his eyebrows do the worm.
via Vulture
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I think he gets better with age. Seems like he's actually pretty polite and down to earth. Still a fan. :)
I like him as an actor.
Why do I find that adorable? Sigh.
You can see where they injected the botox. It's the part of his forehead that goes flat and doesn't move. I bet if he didn't have botox, he wouldn't be able to do this.
Scary face.
I think he was adorable when he was younger, but now he isn't attractive to me at all.
He's a good actor, though. "Catch Me If You Can" was one of those movies I had no desire to see, and after two minutes, I was hooked. And he's been good in everything I've seen him in.
Well, I've been crushing on Leo since he was on Growing Pains. I think he's still beautiful.
take THAT christian slater...
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THAT was fucking funnah!!!
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That .gif is fucking terrifying.
In fact, I'd raid it now.
Haha!! That is pretty funny.
Regarding his dating, I just don't buy the womanizer rep. I think he is very needy and has more than a tolerable amount of manbaby qualities, so his pieces just move on. He also tends to date women with money, so he might be a little paranoid and/or miserly too.
Oh. He's still hot. Good impression too. Gilbert Grape will forever endear him. Also, if I was a famous dude, I'd raid Victoria's Closet too.
Always loved him and always will. Bloated or not he was my first teenage crush!!! <3
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That face just gave Christian Slater's career the kiss of death. Lol Aw he's a good sport, I still kinda dig him when he has no bloat and as an actor, he's tops.
MK, that second last paragraph with the dirty ass inhaling bulldog and the painful porcupine butt sex - bwahahahaha :D
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I think Leo is sexy, and at least he didn't marry anyone and cheat on his wife.
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It's a pretty awesome Jack face!
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He is like Jack, Jr.: bloated womanizer, Lakers fan, resting on past laurels...
Just tried it in the mirror. Could not do it.
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Ha ha gross. :-D
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:56pm.
He wasn't even a good enough actor to pull the line off: he's smirking at himself while he says it.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:55pm.
Yes, he likes women with great personalities. Round bolted-on personalities.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He's so full of shit. She asked him, "What kind of women do you like?" He said, "Ones with really great personalities." hahaha
Leo is huge in Japan, since Titanic is like Japan's fave movie ever.
I'd date Leonardo DiCaprio. Don't know why though.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:30pm.
I don't care what's said here:
I LOVE THIS BITCH;
I'm with you!!!
He looks more like Beavis.
Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:35pm.
It's funny to me how Leo used to be the big heart throb, then just a few short years pass and BAM! he's aged so fugishly.
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and the VS models who are fame fucking, gotta lay there like a dead fish whilst Leo's ontop, sweating away.
leo and his naked pudgy dough dumpling body with bright pink nipples and pasty skin with red marks on it.
and him making "crying" noises. like "aaagaga gaga gagaggaaa hhh haaaawwaaa agagag agaga"
On the topic of pretty boys whose faces got wide as they aged, at least Leo is just... Leo, unlike Johnny Depp. He just seems like such a tryhard these days with all those accessories and shit. Midlife crisis. I guess I'd rather watch him plough through the stable of Victoria's Secret girls than cover himself with bangles and bandanas and think he's a musician. And honestly, even at Leo's worst, I'd probably still rather do him than do Johnny when he was looking like he did for "The Tourist." GROSS. I'm not saying JD hasn't been ridiculously hot for the majority of his life, though, he's just insufferable.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/12376389@N03/1284919451/
(made me laugh)
But I think Leo could either spend most of the rest of his life fluctuating back and forth like he has in the past decade, or end up like Marlon Brando. I worry for his type, that they could all end up like Marlon Brando. Or, appropriately, he'll probably end up more like Jack Nicholson.
/stupid rant over
That's freaking fabulous!
Holy shit. Thanks for the inevitable nightmares, MK!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:33pm.
I would. I know. I have no shame.
figures. i believe earlier you said something about "blond"...
;-) xo
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It's funny to me how Leo used to be the big heart throb, then just a few short years pass and BAM! he's aged so fugishly.
I would. I know. I have no shame.
I don't care what's said here:
I LOVE THIS BITCH;
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:10pm.
Yeah, in another ten years he'll be the size of a truck with no hair, hanging around the Oscars and leching on 20-ish actresses.
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"It looks like he's morphing into a demon bulldog who just inhaled a whole lot of dirty ass."
I imagine that's what John Travolta looks like when they don't deodorize the bath house.
@megank. YES!!! Hotness!! I even would have let "the Shining" Jack stick the axe in....
Yeah Bradley probably said "Ooh stop that Daddy, you look like Jack!" during sessy times.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:03pm.
GAH. Why? Does that mean i have to consider LDC fuckable now, cause i soooooo would have jumped on young Jack Nicholson.
Haha, I thought I was the only one who thought Jack Nicholson was hot when he was younger. I was mesmerized in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest!
Not sexxxie.. Looks like shart face.. And a potent one...
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Ewwww, scary. He does seem to be becoming Jack anyway in his personal life though.
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They probably have big orgies together and trade supermodels
GAH. Why? Does that mean i have to consider LDC fuckable now, cause i soooooo would have jumped on young Jack Nicholson.
Hah. That's disturbing but pretty good, though I guess it's all in the eyebrows. He kind of has the same sharp/broad features as Jack Nicholson, but maybe if anybody could do that freak eyebrow thing they'd look like him. It kind of looks like it's hurting him to make that face.
And Leo looks pleasantly unbloated in these Japanese appearances. I wonder what he does for that, aside from just losing weight (same thing for back when he did "The Departed").
well leo's fat face can certainly pull it off. not aging well at all.
I see Jack Nicholson.
Also Mogwai.
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haha that's actually a good impression. How fun to do an interview in another language.
O GOD I wish that gif was posted after the jump.