It’s always a sad day when a member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Forehead Vein goes after a fellow member.
In 2010, Jennifer Aniston’s partner in boozing Chelsea Handler said this about Angie Jolie during her stand-up act in New Jersey: “She’s a home wrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t fucking believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a fucking cunt … you’re a fucking bitch.”
In the same year, Chelsea said this about Angie Jolie during an interview with Katie Couric for Glamour: “Yeah, I’m not a fan hers. She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid. [Jennifer Aniston] makes me laugh. She’s irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails.”
In 2012, Chelsea Handler said this about Angie Jolie when More asked her what her idea of a non-girl’s girl is: “Probably Angelina Jolie . . . She [Jolie] doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”
And on Watch What Happens Live last night, Chelsea kept stabbing at Angie’s forehead vein with her own forehead vein when she said this to Andy Cohen:
“She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that’s a bad girl. I just don’t like Angelina Jolie. I don’t think she’s a girl’s girl. I like girl’s girls!”
How in the hell can drunk ass Chelsea see anything across the room when the room keeps spinning? What really impresses me about this is that Chelsea keeps coming for St. Angie time and time again and nothing happens to her. Angie’s godfather God hasn’t struck her down, the head of a grey goose hasn’t shown up in her bed and she hasn’t ripped her eyes out from reading all the insane rants the Brangeloonies send her. I guess sunning your skin until it turns into salmon leather and guzzling down more vodka than any given Lohan really does make you invincible!