Chelsea Handler Still Hates Angelina Jolie
It's always a sad day when a member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Forehead Vein goes after a fellow member.
In 2010, Jennifer Aniston's partner in boozing Chelsea Handler said this about Angie Jolie during her stand-up act in New Jersey: “She's a home wrecker, she is. She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t fucking believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a fucking cunt … you’re a fucking bitch.”
In the same year, Chelsea said this about Angie Jolie during an interview with Katie Couric for Glamour: "Yeah, I'm not a fan hers. She just doesn't come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you'd really want to avoid. [Jennifer Aniston] makes me laugh. She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails."
In 2012, Chelsea Handler said this about Angie Jolie when More asked her what her idea of a non-girl's girl is: “Probably Angelina Jolie . . . She [Jolie] doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”
And on Watch What Happens Live last night, Chelsea kept stabbing at Angie's forehead vein with her own forehead vein when she said this to Andy Cohen:
"She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that's a bad girl. I just don't like Angelina Jolie. I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls!"
How in the hell can drunk ass Chelsea see anything across the room when the room keeps spinning? What really impresses me about this is that Chelsea keeps coming for St. Angie time and time again and nothing happens to her. Angie's godfather God hasn't struck her down, the head of a grey goose hasn't shown up in her bed and she hasn't ripped her eyes out from reading all the insane rants the Brangeloonies send her. I guess sunning your skin until it turns into salmon leather and guzzling down more vodka than any given Lohan really does make you invincible!
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I agree with Coca. Justin never married the person he supposedly left for Jennifer. Brad on the other hand took vows. Those vows were supposed to mean something.
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Submitted by coca on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
Brad and Jen were married.
Justin wasn't.
Huge difference.
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1True and then Jen turned around and cried for years about Angelina and then stole Justin from Heidi Bivens.
She is no better.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 9:18am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:04am.
If a guy is married for some years, sees himself in a rut of some kind he doesn't particularly like or want and he feels like he wants to be a parent yet his wife prefers to work on her career over becoming a mom, what should he do?
I say work on his marriage (her too) because the contract is "for better or worse", not "until I get bored".
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Yeah? If my wife is more interested in smoking dope by the pool with her "Friends" or traveling to some island where she can sit on a beach and smoke dope with her "Friends" or more interested in showing up on the Hwood red carpet and working on her "career" instead of starting a family with me, she can do that shit on her own. Just like you said, it's a contract and contracts can be broken. Irreconciliable differences.
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Brad's still smoking dope.. while having kids so if JA is who cares.. Perhaps he cheated on her before and she didn't want to bring kids into the marriage. Maybe Brad didn't want kids either and changed his mind while he was married to JA. It's fine to change your mind but what he should have done was get divorced and then get with the next lady. Cheating is not okay.
I hate them both but have to admit that after reading this I kind of like Chelsea. She's not funny like she thinks she is but I loved what she said. Hate that slithering snake Angelina. And absolutely hate her fucking stupid face in this pic!! What is she glowing from? Hate her bulging eyes and horse (whore's) teef.
"She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. Hmmm, It has EVERYTHING to do with Jennifer.
Brad and Jen were married.
Justin wasn't.
Huge difference.
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1True and then Jen turned around and cried for years about Angelina and then stole Justin from Heidi Bivens.
She is no better.
The onlt difference between Jen and Angelina is that Angelina can actually act.
2:42am.
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Submitted by coca on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:38am.
What makes Jolie so annoying is the fact she cried like a little bitch for years about her father cheating on her mother, and then turns around and hooks up with a married man.
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EXACTLY Coca! Thanks for saying what I was thinking!
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Submitted by coca on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:00pm.
Brad and Jen were married.
Justin wasn't.
Huge difference.
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1True and then Jen turned around and cried for years about Angelina and then stole Justin from Heidi Bivens.
She is no better.
The rumor was that while they were married, Brad cheated on Jen with some model, thus her reluctance to have kids.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:33pm.
If a guy is married for some years, sees himself in a rut of some kind he doesn't particularly like or want and he feels like he wants to be a parent yet his wife prefers to work on her career over becoming a mom, what should he do?
Ahh, this was a BP/JA inquiry... I guess they could have adopted if their disputes were only over having a family. If Brad wanted a bio kid, then he had to choose. I bet the split involved a lot more than just kids.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 9:18am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:04am.
If a guy is married for some years, sees himself in a rut of some kind he doesn't particularly like or want and he feels like he wants to be a parent yet his wife prefers to work on her career over becoming a mom, what should he do?
I say work on his marriage (her too) because the contract is "for better or worse", not "until I get bored".
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Yeah? If my wife is more interested in smoking dope by the pool with her "Friends" or traveling to some island where she can sit on a beach and smoke dope with her "Friends" or more interested in showing up on the Hwood red carpet and working on her "career" instead of starting a family with me, she can do that shit on her own. Just like you said, it's a contract and contracts can be broken. Irreconciliable differences.
I suppose I should clarify by stating that yes, both parties should be working on it, but if one party is unwilling, then the other party is free to go.
that's different than needing to work on the marriage though...that's more "knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em".
Can we just take a break to comment on their shiny faces? Whoa. It's way too early here in the Chi town for that kind of shine. Ouch.
Ok, back to the fray, sluts. Have at 'em. I've no use for either.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 9:18am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:04am.
If a guy is married for some years, sees himself in a rut of some kind he doesn't particularly like or want and he feels like he wants to be a parent yet his wife prefers to work on her career over becoming a mom, what should he do?
I say work on his marriage (her too) because the contract is "for better or worse", not "until I get bored".
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Yeah? If my wife is more interested in smoking dope by the pool with her "Friends" or traveling to some island where she can sit on a beach and smoke dope with her "Friends" or more interested in showing up on the Hwood red carpet and working on her "career" instead of starting a family with me, she can do that shit on her own. Just like you said, it's a contract and contracts can be broken. Irreconciliable differences.
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 11:14am.
This is OT, but how do you reply to someone's post and can you do it on an ipad? I know you can copy and paste their post,but how do you actually reply?
Back on topic, I hate both of these greasy lookin cunts.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
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wish i knew how. I can only reply to posts if i'm on my phone. otherwise I have to copy the post i'm replying to
Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:09pm.
I'm not a huge Chelsea Handler fan but I do agree with her regarding Angelina and I love that she (Chelsea) continues to speak her mind when most people in Hollywood prefer to kiss ass. Angelina has been phony, sanctimonious and insufferable for years. Although she wants to be seen as a humanitarian and an earth mother to the world these days, she's just a f*cking terrible actress, and truly I don't think she has a lot of depth. I also think having the six kids is excessive and over-compensating for something.
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I agree with this 1000% if it were possible. I don't think AJ is genuine in the least bit.. there is nothing about her that would make me want to befriend her let alone talk to her. Trust your instincts people.
I'm not a huge Chelsea Handler fan but I do agree with her regarding Angelina and I love that she (Chelsea) continues to speak her mind when most people in Hollywood prefer to kiss ass. Angelina has been phony, sanctimonious and insufferable for years. Although she wants to be seen as a humanitarian and an earth mother to the world these days, she's just a f*cking terrible actress, and truly I don't think she has a lot of depth. I also think having the six kids is excessive and over-compensating for something.
This is OT, but how do you reply to someone's post and can you do it on an ipad? I know you can copy and paste their post,but how do you actually reply?
Back on topic, I hate both of these greasy lookin cunts.
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
If Angie tried to kick ass she would splinter into a million pieces.
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Submitted by lislop on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 8:57am.
Chicken leg was awful in A Mighty Heart
Is that the film where she did blackface because there were no biracial actresses on the planet would could have done the role instead? Or can I do blackface too if I at least adopt a little black girl from "Africa" first.
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She had the audacity to deny that she did a blackface! She thinks people are blind AND stupid.
Heroina would break every bone in that emaciated body if she actually tried to kick ass. She's gross.
She's so boring with all the refugee and mommy image crap she tries to peddle in exchange for people forgetting she used to fuck Billy Bob Thornton and her brother.
I like Angie, at least she looks like she can kick some ass.
But I prefer crazy hot bitches over drunk plain looking hos anyway, and both Chelsea & Maniston are plain as fuck & boring, oh so damn boring.
"HOdor"
I could probably go the rest of my life and be very happy to never again hear or read the term "girl's girl" ever. It's now an official entry in my mental dictionary of douchey terms.
Submitted by lislop on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 8:57am.
Chicken leg was awful in A Mighty Heart
Is that the film where she did blackface because there were no biracial actresses on the planet would could have done the role instead? Or can I do blackface too if I at least adopt a little black girl from "Africa" first.
What is that anyway, botox? All the hollywood women have it
Battle of the forehead veins
Man-stealer is such a stupid expression!
You can't steal a man, he goes willingly. Nobody is right in these stuations but we're still back at the Salem witch trial times, where the man is always the victim and the woman uses her witchy ways to force him out of his marriage.
This mentality still plays out in places like North Carolina where a woman can sue the other woman for "forcing" her husband to leave her. Men can sue too but they never seem to - it's the wife suing the mistress. Of course! "Alienation of Affection" it's called. What a crock.
Please! People are responsible for their own actions and everyone needs to act accordingly.
The Madonna-Whore complex is as bad now as it was in biblical times.
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Dark-sided!
AJ doesn't bother me. Got tired of seeing her everywhere a while back but while I get the hate, I don't share it. CH, on the other hand, I've never liked. Waxing bitch poetic about somebody over and over again isn't exactly an attractive quality, either.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:04am.
If a guy is married for some years, sees himself in a rut of some kind he doesn't particularly like or want and he feels like he wants to be a parent yet his wife prefers to work on her career over becoming a mom, what should he do?
I say work on his marriage (her too) because the contract is "for better or worse", not "until I get bored".
As I like to say, Angie can do two three accents: "Generic" American, "Generic" British and "Generic" European. Of the three, only one is credible, but she can act in none.
I loather St. Angelina because she is a phony cunt. But Chelsea Handler needs to get over it already. Aniston should do herself a favor and tell her friend to shut the fuck up. As for Branglina, they are NEVER splitting up IMHO. They're too vested in their image and they do whatever they please so why split up and give the tabloids even more fodder? Not gonna happen. Aniston will marry and divorce Justin before Brangelina split up.
They are both bitches. Chels give it up Angelina doesn't give a shit about you. Not everyone has to like you, jesus , some women!!
Chicken leg was awful in A Mighty Heart and Changeling. She ruined those movies. The accent was atrocious in A Mighty Heart. She was nominated/won some Golden Globes, but then again what does that mean? The Tourist was ALSO nomited for a GG. By now Everyone knows awards like the GG are nothing but popularity contests. I'll say it again, The Tourist was a contender. LMAO!
The only person Chelsea has ever helped is herself to another bottle.
I have come to enjoy and appreciate Angelina. I think she lives her life with a decent amount of dignity. She also does a lot for others in need. Can her critics say the same?
I also don't believe that a husband can be "stolen". I have wayy too much life experience to buy that shit.
Oh please, Heroina Chicken Leg ADMITTED to not having any friends. That has nothing to do with friends. Many men and women with children have friends, but that vein does not.
Defending Angelina brought this thread back to life! Ha you guys are sooo hung up in hating this chick! Lol!
What "Whammo" said.
Team Chelsea.
AJ is SO screwed when this relationship implodes. Not only is she getting uglier by the minute, she has 6 kids. No guy will touch that with a 10 foot pole. Yeah Brad is getting uglier by the minute and has six kids too, but money trumps ugly and lots of kids when it comes to men, he'll get plenty of poontang.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Hahahahahahahah Heroina Cunty McCunty from Cuntsville in Cuntonia is an ugly veined headed, brother fucking, blood wearing, blowjob limo giving, husband stealing CUNT! I love when ANYONE fucks over miss "I don't take myself seriously"
Remember when Ricky Gervais made jokes about her and the audience GASPED as in OH OH you made a joke about HEROINA!? As if she's some untouchable cunt. Fuck Heroina and that big giant ass ugly vein right in her fucking ass.
And I hope all you fuckheads from Just Jared are over here right now having conniption fits reading the HATE this bitch gets.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 8:24am.
Hahahahahahahah Heroina Cunty McCunty from Cuntsville in Cuntonia is an ugly veined headed, brother fucking, blood wearing, blowjob limo giving, husband stealing CUNT! I love when ANYONE fucks over miss "I don't take myself seriously"
Remember when Ricky Gervais made jokes about her and the audience GASPED as in OH OH you made a joke about HEROINA!? As if she's some untouchable cunt. Fuck Heroina and that big giant ass ugly vein right in her fucking ass.
And I hope all you fuckheads from Just Jared are over here right now having conniption fits reading the HATE this bitch gets.
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I second all of this. One of the reasons I joined this site was because it's the only place where I actually see negative comments about Jolie.
Sure, you have a few Jolie-ass-kissers here, but for the most part what I read here as far as praise for AJ is concerned is tame compared to how it is other places.
CLASSY. Weren't we supposed to learn not to publicly talk shit about others in like middle school? I'm no big fan of Jolie but saying bitchy stuff like that on the record is just straight up unkind and unnecessary.
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When women marry and have children they no longer have a lot of time for their girlfriends. So what? Angie has friends, she just doesn't display them like trophies.
Chelsea Handler is a superficial (very) twat. Stfu bitch!
No I am not a loonie. Just hate lies.
Ed: Don't believe Angelina calls the paps to photograph her kids either. That's more hater bs.
Jolie is and always has been a nasty piece of work.
I can't stand either of these women...so rock and hard place.Chelsea I can't stand because she needs to keep her mouth shut on certain things and Angie cause she is a self righteous prick...yes prick....who wants us to believe she is the next Mother Theresa...I loathe this bitch.That said Jen needs to tell her girl to put a muzzle on it cause it doesn't reflect well on her.
Wow. Some serious Jolie dislike shout outs. What a horrible photo of Angie. She looks oily and skinny. What is fueling Handler's dislike of Jolie? Just loyalty to Aniston? As an insult comedienne she can say whatever and it falls under her shtick whether on stage or off. Girl's girl? Who cares? Why should Jolie go about trying to make people "like" her? Maybe she herself dislikes girl's girls giggling whining insecurities and could care less? Why is Handler spending her time insulting Jolie? She should deal with her own life probs. Jolie is no Streep but she is a decent actress that films and photographs well when properly staged.
Submitted by lislop on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:11am.
1. Chicken Legs has a LONG ASS history of dating men who are married or are in committed relationships.
Also fucked her mother's boyfriend, don't forget.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 12:48am.
I think the only thing AJ would steal is your heroin...
*pours salt circle around my heroin*
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 8:53pm.
I just had to open an account here because ...
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don't you mean, "I just had to open an ALT account here because ..."
we all know who you are ... it's too obvious by your deranged writing style
laughably pathetic
I'm pretty sure dating 50 Cent is not too far from Angie Jo's antics on the feminist scale, Chelsea buns.
Hiya, Within! I've never seen Handler anywhere else but on here, so I'll gladly take your word for it. And yes, Randé has been showing off his bad boy side lately. Who knew? :)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ahh, so Glambert is a loon, how sweet.
I love how loons can never defend Angie without putting the ex-wife down.
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Jeg er norsk.
What is up with the vein in Jolie's forehead. YIKES!
Mickey, because Chels loves a good attention-seeking hoe betch move as much as the next one, that's why. Loves it, and I'd not be surprised if she was charting her ratings after each comment to show the network producers her relevance!, haha Hi there Mickey!
@RandéS, OLOL bad bad RandéS. :)
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