Wednesday, March 6th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Jacklyn Zeman (60)
Tyler, The Creator (22)
Bubba Sparxxx (36)
Beanie Sigel (39)
Shaquille O'Neal (41)
Amy Pietz (44)
Moira Kelly (45)
Connie Britton (46)
Madonna Wayne Gacy (49)
D.L. Hughley (50)
Tom Arnold (54)
Alberta Watson (58)
Anna Maria Horsford (65)
Stephen Schwartz (65)
Rob Reiner (66)
Kiki Dee (66)
Mary Wilson (69)
Gabriel García Márquez (86)
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What in the hell kind of GD pose is that?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Whoa! Not over my coffee! Eww. What a lady.
The Cher cris-cross bathing suit, and springboard side leg make this the mother of all crotch shots...sexual chocolate!
WTF was she thinking as she posed for this poor man's porn?
Also, Jackie was awesome back in the day on GH but no fucking way is she only 60. Fess up JZ.
What a ladylike pose!
Re: Bobbie Spencer...with that post, she makes Jenna Jameson look like Emily Post in comparison. No wonder her husband on "GH" D.L. Brock wouldn't leaver her the fuck alone.
Happy Birthday Moira!!! I knew her a few years back - awesome lady.
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Nothing wrong when a song ends in a minor key
That's a Hustler magazine pose. Nast. Someone warn Mrs. Patrick Campbell.
HB to Dave Gilmour and Meathead.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 3:02pm.
"I ran into my ob/gyn at a wine tasting after he'd delivered one of my kids a few months before and he didn't recognize me. :0 I suppose I could have pulled my bloomers down and done a Jackie Zeman and shrieked, "RECOGNIZE ME NOW??"
LOL. I guess that sometimes not making a lasting impression on someone is the best thing that can happen to you. At my doctor's office pap testing is nowadays done by the doctor's assistant. Seeing as the assistant is a woman who lives down my street, I have been putting off getting tested for a couple of years now. This woman knows me by face, I don't want her to know me in any other way.
Who are you calling silly cow?
MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 1:59pm.
"I don't think my gynecologist has even seen that much of me. Shit!"
LOL. How can this be when your nickname sounds so promising?
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Hahaha..I ran into my ob/gyn at a wine tasting after he'd delivered one of my kids a few months before and he didn't recognize me. :0 I suppose I could have pulled my bloomers down and done a Jackie Zeman and shrieked, "RECOGNIZE ME NOW??"
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Jacklyn Zeman, please sit like a lady!
What the hell?!?
"Hi! Look at my poonany!"
Woah, woah, woah. That bathing suit, that pose...it's just too much!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 1:59pm.
"I don't think my gynecologist has even seen that much of me. Shit!"
LOL. How can this be when your nickname sounds so promising?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
For Ecce -
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/pink_floyd/img/david_gilmour_pink_f.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mickey -- no, hon, it's not you; that pose is totally pornographic. I don't think my gynecologist has even seen that much of me. Shit!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 1:42pm.
"HB, Guitar God David Gilmour! He's still peepaw hot, but as a young man - his looks were as hot as his guitar licks. Those blue eyes, that full mouth, that long, shiny hair. I actually met him in mid-eighties. He signed my copy of his second solo album."
You met him AND got a signed album?!
I officially hate you (just kidding).
In the book Saucerful of Secrets, he comes across as a genuinely nice man, and fuck yeah, HOT.
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
Um ... is it me or is this pose rather pornographic?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 12:15pm.
HB, Guitar God David Gilmour! He's still peepaw hot, but as a young man - his looks were as hot as his guitar licks. Those blue eyes, that full mouth, that long, shiny hair. I actually met him in mid-eighties. He signed my copy of his second solo album.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 9:36am.
I remember around that time we were introduced to Richard Simmons who gave aerobic classes in that very same disco where Laura got raped.
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What steller story lines.
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LOL! We didn't even start talking about the crazy guy with the ice/weather machine.
good god
i didnt need to see that...
That is the least sexy photo I have ever seen in my life. Yuck, I feel like I need a shower.
Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.
What is with the big goofy grin with that pose? "Hi!!! I'm Jackie Zeman and this is my crotch! Pleased ta meetcha!!"
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:45am.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:41am.
...Hey Whamo have you seen this real-life Corrie news?...
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Yes Ocean I read that, that's sad. All I can say is I hope it's not true because if it is they need to de-ball him.
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...yeah I hope it's not true as well...apparently these charges were raised and then dropped over a year ago for lack of evidence, but have been picked up again by a new Queen's prosecutor...
...poor Jackie Zeman...we used to have this girl chihuahua/Pom cross when I was a kid...real character...she'd always lay back on the couch and spread her legs wide open whenever me and my friends were around...that pose looks exactly like how our dog would do it...:)
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Subtle, Jackie Zeman, subtle.
Connie Britton looks a LOT older than that. Seen her up close and she's not aging well at all.
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
Shaquille O'Neal: served him room service once, he was kind of an asshole (and a non tipper) but DAMN, the body on him!
Tom Arnold: pretty funny, I guess.
Mary Wilson: I read her book long ago, she was fairly scathing towards Diana Ross, as I recall. Fascinating read.
What about David Gilmour? Model turned rock star, and a cool guy as well. He's really lived the life!
Happy Birthday, all!
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
That pose, wow, just wow. I think I found the look for next year's Christmas card. I also think Zeman is shaving a few years off her age; I think she's closer to 65. I also think Connie Britton is a few years older than she says she is. Broad looks like she has more than a few miles on her.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
eek! That pose!
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Nothing wrong when a song ends in a minor key
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:41am.
...Hey Whamo have you seen this real-life Corrie news?...
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Yes Ocean I read that, that's sad. All I can say is I hope it's not true because if it is they need to de-ball him.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 9:44am.
jackie zeman showin' where to put the semen.
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OOLLOLOLO
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
HB Kiki Dee. Saw her in concert with Elton John
Good voice.
HB Rob Reiner and Mary Wilson
wow, that is some in your face pose, now isn't it. I didn't think Jackie rolled like...that...
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
good god, that's some crotch-wide-open/Venus-Flytrap, dick-catcher pose right there!
in the early days of HSN, a lot of soap stars "designed" a line of clothes for them. I had a long skirt from her "collection". it looked like Stevie Nicks had barfed it out.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 11:00am.
The only "older" lady on that show who has aged appropriately is Jane Elliott
Tracy Quartermaine is hands down one of daytime's best characters next to Katherine Chancellor and Sally Spectra - The first and last Jill Foster was pretty awesome too!
Submitted by OXA: "To see what she looks like now is like night and day.
http://famousplastic.net/2008/07/14/jackie-zeman-looks-awfully-different..."
Ick! She's one of those people who always looks middle-aged, like Florence Welch or Ali Lohan or Jessica Chastain.
Subtle as a train-wreck. She's had a lot done to her face and now looks like, well, someone who's had a lot done to her face.
I just ordered a book on e-dating with the clever title "Love in the Time of Algorithms." (I swear I'm only interested in the phenomenon and foibles.)
Hell yes Bobbie Spencer! I heard this hot bitch was coming back for GH's 50th reunion this year. And yes, I watch it -- have since 96.
Poor Jackie was a pretty woman, but like most of her peers on GH (Leslie Charleson, I'm looking at you with your wonk eye) she's fucked with her face so much that she's unrecognizable. The only "older" lady on that show who has aged appropriately is Jane Elliott. (And Tony Geary.)
Honestly, that picture makes me never want to open my legs again.
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A true friend always stabs you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde
...Hey Whamo have you seen this real-life Corrie news?...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287475/Michael-Le-Vell-Thumbs-C...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
OXA OMG, LOL she's a mess! Is she still on the show? I haven't watched in 20 years. I should be asking daisy or Leenie, they know!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
What the hell kinda pose is that?!!?
ahahhaha Bobbie Spencer! put that away! She was always a ho!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Oh, Ms. Zeman...what ever made you think this was an attractive photo? Love you on GH.
Go Verb Yourself!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:01am.
Peter and Morticia
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Well as know Peter's been though the running off with your kid so he's on Tyrone's side and Morticia (lol)...I hate to say this but I think she's kinda sexy.
Kinda sexy? LOL the woman is smoking hot. I liked her at the beginning but then they paired her up with Peter which is a total mismatch.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:01am.
Peter and Morticia
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Well as we know Peter's been though the running off with your kid so he's on Tyrone's side and Morticia (lol)...I hate to say this but I think she's kinda sexy.
To see what she looks like now is like night and day.
http://famousplastic.net/2008/07/14/jackie-zeman-looks-awfully-different...
clearly its a conspiracy to turn more men gay.
i think its glamorous. has a certain virgin quality about it, sorta says, im not too slutty but hay..im not a virgin either.
OMG- I assumed that must be some porn actress given the pose. But nope. I mean wtf was she thinking?
She was in Deep Throat 2!
Subtle.