Afternoon Crumbs
If you turned this picture of Katherine Webb upside down, she'd look exactly like Ceiling Eyes right side up - Hollywood Tuna
My favorite gold digging stripper from One Life to Live is way too good for Adam Levine - Lainey Gossip
I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson still doesn't know that letting a peen shoot its frosting into your coochie hole can lead to pregnancy and you know Eric Whatshisname isn't going to tell her (third baby = MORE MONAY!) - The Superficial
James Franco gets into it with Stephen Colbert and looks stoned and full of farts while doing so - Towleroad
Demi Moore is trying to get all the money from Ashton Kutcher, because booze and young peen doesn't come cheap - Celebitchy
RiRi is turning into a really boring Heather Hunter - Drunken Stepfather
Holly Madison is popping those placenta pills now, because she just birthed out a daughter - IDLYITW
Ariel's son looks like Rupert Grint on crack - The Berry
Nobody has told Jessica Chastain that gingers should proceed with caution when it comes to wearing red - Popoholic
I thought this was Courtney Stodden after a spray tan - ICYDK
The venue must've not cared about that rug if they let LeAnn Rimes rub her bare hooves all over it - Just Jared
Brit Brit needs to hire these babies as her new lip-synch coaches - OMG Blog
Michael Lohan actually got a job - Reality Tea
My hero gives Duchess Kate a special, from the nose gift she can't refuse - Jezebel
Wearing jeans that look like jeans queefing out another pair of jeans is NOT the look - Crunk + Disorderly
Rich people stuff: Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore at bikini boot camp in Mexico - Popsugar
FYI: Olivia Newton-John is strictly dickly ("Me too, gurrrl!" - Travolta) - Boy Culture
Shhh, it looks like the Hammaconda is taking a nap - SOW
We shouldn't hate. I mean, Wonky McValtrex's crotch crabs are thirsty little shits - Celebslam
Is this what Donna saw right before she was eaten by zombies on The Walking Dead? - I'm Not Obsessed
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I thought Bey was Rita "Whore" Ora so we're even MK, lol *that looks nothing like an iguana scarecrow btw*
Kate Moss isn't so bad, for a normal person with a camera almost under her nose, she looks quite good. #wearetoousedtophotoshop.
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That's one of the very few pics of Moss I've ever seen where she looks bad. Her overall face is still very striking.
In some pics, it's so obvious how much damage she's done to her nose from snorting coke.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 8:57pm.
You know, I never thought Kate Moss was all that, but damn! Bitch looks like a bad 55. It looks like all the drugs are catching up with her. I guess it's better than if she fucked her face up with surgery and fillers. She doesn't look like a freak, just way beyond her years.
Woah did that happen overnight? I could swear I had seen sort of recent pictures of her where I too thought she still looked pretty good.
Gingers need to watch out when they wear pink. I think it clashes SO bad with their hair.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 8:50pm.
Let's hope Papa Joe stops frontin' and marries them little Richard style with his Lurch looking hair.
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Are people really going to watch these celebs dive for a perfect 10 or is it like NASCAR and people are hoping someone crashes?
You know, I never thought Kate Moss was all that, but damn! Bitch looks like a bad 55. It looks like all the drugs are catching up with her. I guess it's better than if she fucked her face up with surgery and fillers. She doesn't look like a freak, just way beyond her years.
Can't stand JSimp's "OMG!" schtick. Durr, you can get pregnant when a man ejaculates sperm into your vagina. I wish she'd say something even dumber, like "I only thought married girls got pregnant, hyuk hyuk. That's why I stayed a virgin for Nick, right?"
If she marries rent a dick/baby daddy you can bet bitch will wear white. Let's hope Papa Joe stops frontin' and marries them little Richard style with his Lurch looking hair.
Kate Moss or Steve Buscemi? I don't know!
Jessica Chastain is so pretty. I know gingers have been getting a bad rap lately but she's gorgeous.
Jessica's going to keep popping out the babies as long as there's a Weight Watchers contract waiting for her on the delivery table. And her gold-digging fiance is going to be the next KFed.
Hammaconda alert! Where's Twatty?
Demi is filing her answer and counter petition to Ashton's petition. She's not filing a brand new petition. Celebitchy *rolling eyes* needs to check their facts.
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I don't hate Rihanna, but FUCK she needs to find some dignity.
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Douchechill!
I think she needs a hug...and some counseling.
The Demi Moore story is a non-story. She's not filing another divorce case; she's filing her response (now due) to Butthead's petition. They probably tried to work out a settlement in the interim, but failed.
The whale in the string bikini next to Cameron needs boot camp, it's true. But first she needs eye surgery or self-assessment training.
Rhianna is such a sad case. What a loser.
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Rihanna needs to just fuck off. Seriously.
That lady wearing those riduculous Rihanna queefing jeans is hilarious!!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:20pm.
I am six years her senior, I haven't had a good night's sleep in years and I like the occasional drink, but I come nowhere near as worn-out looking as Kate Moss. Holy crap!
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I know, right? She still has nice boobies though ..or at least last time they showed themselves. I think she must still be on the cocaine because her colour is really off.
Ok, had to look to see if Hammaconda's balls are still in the wrong place. There are.
He looks good in a suit. well, except his balls are too low.
I am six years her senior, I haven't had a good night's sleep in years and I like the occasional drink, but I come nowhere near as worn-out looking as Kate Moss. Holy crap!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
RiRi life decisions making are getting better by the minute.
There is something off putting about Jessica Chastain, that too clean image is way too clean imo. I smell a stinky bitch underneath that red lipstick and I-Invoke-Epilepsy red dress.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
How refreshing to be back with Parasite throwing herself a birthday bash at her age now (72?) and bribing people there with gift bags and free Champagne to take home and still dressing up as Alice in Wonderland! I used to love this exact stuff in year one of this place.
dang Kate Moss is looking rough
is it meant to be a joke that the link about Michael Lohan getting a job goes to nowhere?
If you turned this picture of Katherine Webb upside down, she'd look exactly like Ceiling Eyes right side up
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MK!!!!!!!!
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I thought it was Rumer! I wanna hear this "weird" name that Holly picked out for their child.
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Joey Lawrence is hosting that "Splash" show. hahahhaha
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