Carly Rae Jepsen Refuses To Perform For The Anti-Gay Boy Scouts Of America

March 5, 2013 / Posted by:

I still have puffy scars on the inside of my ear tunnels from that “Call Me Maybe” song stabbing me repeatedly over and over again for months on end, but now I forgive Carly Rae Jepsen for that after she told the Boy Scouts of America to call her NEVAH! Justin Bieber’s former au pair was supposed to headline the 2013 National Scouting Jamboree with Train in West Virginia this July, but this morning she quit the show and told them to chew her ass. I know, those dumb bitches at the Boy Scouts of ‘Murika are sending mixed messages, because they ban all gays from their organization, but yet they get Carly Rae Jepsen to sing at one of their events?

After GLAAD and Eagle Scout Derek Nance asked Carly Rae Jepsen and Train to ban the Jamboree, she tweeted this morning that she’s pulling out of the Boy Scouts’ party.

As an artist who believes in equality for all people, I will not be participating in the Boy Scouts of America Jamboree this summer… I always have and will continue to support the LGBT community on a global level and stay informed on the ever changing landscape in the ongoing battle for gay rights in this country and across the globe.

Train hasn’t officially pulled out, but they said on their site that they will if the Boy Scouts don’t change their anti-gay policies. I kind of hope that Train does perform, because there’s something torturous and painful about watching a grown man in metallic pants sing about soul sisters and Jupiter’s pre-cum.

The Boy Scouts haven’t announced who’s replacing Carly Rae yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the crazy cunteuse that is Victoria Jackson:

And this mess can open for Victoria:

via Christian Nightmares

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