Wednesday, March 6th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 5th!
Pioneers journeying on the Whoregon Trail had to cross rising rivers, replace broken axels on their covered wagons, and avoid contracting dysentery...and STDs. - herroyalflyness
Runners-up:
"Eddie, are you sure you didn't have sex with her? I feel her essence all over the place..."- Brandi Glanville - thegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes
Horse: "Meanwhile, that lucky bitch, Socks is moonwalking in a field somewhere! FML!" - snowpiece
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him go down on you. - SteelCityGirl
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ha ha great work everyone - girl very clever
This pic makes me feel sad and dead inside. And that horse is probably dead now too. Am I the only one who noticed how emaciated and malnourished this horse is???
Yay snowy et al! Congrats!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
awesome, winners!
Suckandfuck, you jellis h8ter!
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Thanks, MK! And congrats to the other winnahs! Who knew that "Oregon Trail" on floppy disc for my Apple IIGS would be inspirational beyond the fifth grade?
haha these are hilarious! great job winners!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWPHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Hey, why the long face??
thanks MK♥ and congrats to the winners, LOL @ Sucky, so true!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
"I said I was looking for a man that could make love like a stallion ... NOT on a stallion!!"
The Swingers of Brokeback Mountain.
F**K You and The Horse You Rode In On!!
Funny horiz! Snowy❤
Wow!! Great job ladies! Your parents wasted thousands (if not tens of thousands) of dollars on a college education to get a job where you comment on Dlisted.com about how skinny you are all day but at least you showed THEM by winning Caption This! Great job!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'd try to drown myself if I had three assholes too...
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...the end
When I said I wanted to horse around, this is not what I had in mind.
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Fuck MK! Come on. Why put this poor starving animal on her for idiots to make stupid comments. This is the height of poor taste. You need to raise the bar dude.
"Giddy up Cialis, giddy up!"
When the Thames is right, Prince William & Duchess Kate get on a horse called Cialis.
A "Fuck my Wife" and "Fuck my Life" Sandwich.
Now that's what I call a trick pony!
SJP still carries around the fantasy that Matthew Broderick will actually fuck her one day.
No no no, the reporter got it ass backwards!! There's no horse meat in IKEA's Swedish meatballs. There's Swedish meat and balls on a horse!
All the Petty Famewhores is Cormac McCarthy's greatest masterpiece yet!
My Little Porny
On the next episode of Girls, Hannah gets ridden bareback by a trustafarian "gentleman farmer."
On her back in the saddle again.
My Friend Fucka.
Heigh Ho Fatsos
She's a squirter: two minutes ago the horse was standing in a dry canyon.
Fabio's 'Lust on the MIssissippi' - the romance novel no one wanted to see.
"Neigh, I just bucked you, and this is grazing, but here's my number, so call IKEA maybe ..."
"Honey? Where was it you said you bought our new waterbed? IKEA?"
Seeing his horse limp, seeing himself limp, it suddenly became a question of which one to put down first.
SJP has really raised the bar when it comes to the art of photobombing.
"It's going to be a photo finish folks, ... and it's ... Cunnilingus by a nose, followed by Fake Orgasm and Butt Plug up the rear!"
1. Save a horse, ride a whale!
2. Are those crunchy or soft tacos?
3. Would you like any sauce with your whorse?
Lady Godiva Chocolates has got some explaining to do.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Brandi's best revenge yet - making out with Eddie right on LeAnn's back.
Would you like crunchy or soft?
Save a horse, ride a whale!
Yum, tastes like Taco Bell!
Peta could ride the cowboy, but she couldn't save the horse.
Sometimes the phrase "I got crabs at Joe's Crab Shack!" can be lost in translation.
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Makes me hungry for Surf & Turf at Red Lobster.
Riding through the desert on a whore with no shame.
She's a lady
Awwww, poor horsey. He looks so sad. =(
Can horses catch herpes?
Madonna proves to all the crazy little monsters you can't get aids from music.
Dick liked to ride all Clit's horses. But Dick especially liked to ride one of Clit's horses the most. And she liked Dick too.