Bitch Got Booed: The Justin Bieber Edition

March 5, 2013 / Posted by:

That picture just tells a thousand stories. I don’t know if Justin Bieber is telling someone to pull his finger or he’s giving an imaginary prostate exam while getting an imaginary prostate exam or his period leaked through his white pants and he’s screaming for just one tampon. Just one. It’s totally the latter.

And so the mutiny begins… The Beliebers are starting to turn and last night they dared to boo at their Canadian Jesus after he didn’t show up on stage on time. E! News says that MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice’s butt baby was supposed to take the stage at London’s O2 Arena at 8:30, but he didn’t start popping his pussy until after 10 and the fetuses in the audience were raging about it. One of the Biebs’ fans, Sophia Lee, tells E! that after Carly Rae Jepsen opened, they kept waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for The Lesbeaver to get on stage but he never did. Their nannies tried to calm them with a juice box and even rubbed their gums with a little extra-strength Benadryl liquid, but they kept screaming and eventually booed a bitch. Sophia Lee said:

“I was at the concert and he [Bieber] came out at 10:15 p.m. and Carly Rae Jepsen finished her set at 9:10 p.m.. Justin should have been out at 9:30. Everyone was kept waiting not knowing anything. All they did was kept playing Michael Jackson songs. All the fans were getting so annoyed at around 9:50 p.m., fans started booing. I stayed! But many people left early as the last underground train was at 12 a.m., so people needed to get home. He didn’t even apologize. That’s what makes it worse…My mom paid for five tickets so she’s not happy.”

The Biebs also let out a trail of sowwies on Twitter this morning and blamed the media for exaggerating shit.

We should give that baby douche a break, because he didn’t know that taking an extra hit from his Playskool bong would put him in a weed-induced coma in his playpen for two hours and it’s not his fault that his nanny didn’t wake him up. But the average age of a Belieber is like 4, so he needs to think of all the children who needed to get up early for school today. Not only should the Biebs thinks about the children, but he should think about the children’s teachers too. Those poor preschool teachers have to deal with a bunch of grumpy ass brats who are throwing tantrums and threatening to stab them in the knee with safety scissors, because they didn’t get enough mimi times last night. I’m afraid of a lot of things, but a baby who hasn’t slept is on the top of that list.

And here’s some pictures from Justin’s show, which looks like a televangelist concert at science museum.

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