Afternoon Crumbs

That cover line should really read: “Damn Kate, You Looked Photoshopped!” They gave her one of those Mufasa noses – Popoholic

I swear I’ve seen Blanche Devereaux wear almost the exam same tropical jumpsuit thing that Selena Gomez is swearing and I swear Blanche Devereaux wore it better – Lainey Gossip

Fact: Anne Hathaway was holding Amanda Seyfried’s dog hostage when she tweeted that – The Superficial 

Madonna gave birth to AIDS, so says the group of noted scientists and medical historians we all know as Lady CaCa’s Little Monsters – Towleroad

Harper’s Bazaar glued Kate Winslet’s hand to her head for their shoot, because the “ah got a headache” look is so now – Celebitchy

Kate Upton’s supposed Russian mail order bride twin looks more like Amanda Seyfried’s Russian mail order bride twin – Drunken Stepfather

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s dog looks like it’s covered in delicious Top Ramen noodles – Hollywood Tuna 

January Jones’ baby looks a little Lena Dunham-ish in the eyes to me, so obviously I’m saying that Lena Dunham IS the father – ICYDK

And Billy Ray Cyrus cries into his Taco Party Pack for one while wishing that Anna Friel was his daughter – IDLYITW

You’re doing the whole “figuring out what to do with your life” thing wrong when you’ve decided that you want to be a full-time Kartrashian  – Reality Tea

Now this is how a badass motherfucker does “day to night” – OMG Blog

Hugh JackMeOff needs to torch that black beanie, because it made me mistake him for a skinnier John Travolta – Just Jared

If Dynasty was turned into a superhero comic, this is what Alexis Carrington’s lair would look like – The Berry 

Somebody check on Ellen, because methinks Woody Harrelson scalped her – SOW

The moment right before Kunty Karl slurped out Jessica Chastain’s soul through her ear – Popsugar

Cher Horowitz and Mr. Potato Head’s daughter should be arrested for constantly sneaking into stores  – Videogum

The next time you’ll see Kenya Moore, her foot will be hanging out of Mama June’s luscious stack of chins. Yes, the chins bite. – Crunk + Disorderly

This walk of shame moment must’ve been taken the night after Charlize Theron hit on Seth MacFarlane – Moe Jackson 

The hobo vampire emerges – I’m Not Obsessed

Rest in peace, Buddy…. – Cityrag