Afternoon Crumbs
That cover line should really read: "Damn Kate, You Looked Photoshopped!" They gave her one of those Mufasa noses - Popoholic
I swear I've seen Blanche Devereaux wear almost the exam same tropical jumpsuit thing that Selena Gomez is swearing and I swear Blanche Devereaux wore it better - Lainey Gossip
Fact: Anne Hathaway was holding Amanda Seyfried's dog hostage when she tweeted that - The Superficial
Madonna gave birth to AIDS, so says the group of noted scientists and medical historians we all know as Lady CaCa's Little Monsters - Towleroad
Harper's Bazaar glued Kate Winslet's hand to her head for their shoot, because the "ah got a headache" look is so now - Celebitchy
Kate Upton's supposed Russian mail order bride twin looks more like Amanda Seyfried's Russian mail order bride twin - Drunken Stepfather
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly's dog looks like it's covered in delicious Top Ramen noodles - Hollywood Tuna
January Jones' baby looks a little Lena Dunham-ish in the eyes to me, so obviously I'm saying that Lena Dunham IS the father - ICYDK
And Billy Ray Cyrus cries into his Taco Party Pack for one while wishing that Anna Friel was his daughter - IDLYITW
You're doing the whole "figuring out what to do with your life" thing wrong when you've decided that you want to be a full-time Kartrashian - Reality Tea
Now this is how a badass motherfucker does "day to night" - OMG Blog
Hugh JackMeOff needs to torch that black beanie, because it made me mistake him for a skinnier John Travolta - Just Jared
If Dynasty was turned into a superhero comic, this is what Alexis Carrington's lair would look like - The Berry
Somebody check on Ellen, because methinks Woody Harrelson scalped her - SOW
The moment right before Kunty Karl slurped out Jessica Chastain's soul through her ear - Popsugar
Cher Horowitz and Mr. Potato Head's daughter should be arrested for constantly sneaking into stores - Videogum
The next time you'll see Kenya Moore, her foot will be hanging out of Mama June's luscious stack of chins. Yes, the chins bite. - Crunk + Disorderly
This walk of shame moment must've been taken the night after Charlize Theron hit on Seth MacFarlane - Moe Jackson
The hobo vampire emerges - I'm Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Buddy.... - Cityrag
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That's one unfortunately wonky looking baby, January.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:51pm.
I never understand the need to make the sexy topless cover on a women's magazine.
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me neither and that's why i don't buy them. i don't read women's mags to see sexy photoshopped pics of bad actresses.
Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:11pm.
I don't know why she'd keep it secret if he were, though. He's single, so why hide it?
Nah I maintain that she was knocked up by a married dude, and she's gotten attention and probably hush money for keeping her mouth shut.
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Submitted by lislop on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 12:31am.
January Jones's baby daddy is Matthew Vaughn. I hope she will out him soon.
I don't see the resemblance, though he's certainly sleazy enough to cheat on his wife with skanko. But who'd cheat on Claudia Schiffer?? :)
January Jones's baby daddy is Matthew Vaughn. I hope she will out him soon.
@MinxInSpace, Bonnie Fuller! Holy moly, that is a name I forgot all about. Someone once called her Bonnie FILLER and that is how I always thought of her. And I got a laugh out of how Christina Kelly eventually took over YM since she used to be head writer for "Sassy" which never failed to take potshots at YM. ...God, I read too many shitty magazines when I was a teenager, and I still read too many now.
That suck-uppy headline about Kate on "Glamour" makes me want to throw up. "Damn, Kate you look good!"? No, she really doesn't. At all. She looks awkward and plastic and implant-y.
The way Kunty Karl is clutching at Chastity Belt *shudders* #ihearhowling
And LOL, Kate Uptitty's doppelgänger got the boobies perfectly right. hahahah What else does she need, oh the coat...
Agree with all of ya's on the little puppy. :(
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RIP Buddy. I believe there was a Corgi in your ancestry. My condolences to your family.
And fuck Kate Hudson.
Kunty Karls collar! I swear that's the only thing that keeps his head propped up and from falling off his neck.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:52pm.
Aww RIP Buddy! It's heartbreaking when a fur friend dies.
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Yeah, I got choked up reading that link. Buddy was so lucky to be adopted relatively late in life and obviously gave back many times over to his now-heartbroken parents. I feel so sorry for them.
Buddy is a great example of the love & happiness an older dog can bring to your life!
Aww RIP Buddy! It's heartbreaking when a fur friend dies.
I still love you, Keanu. Always have, always will.
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Great clip.
Selena Go...Go...Gomez does look good but really she'll only end up getting married one day, have six kids, lose all her wealth and star in some reality extreme couponing show.
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Doesn't Kate's torso looks like a dude's?
Amanda >>> AnnE
CaCa is a bug.
William could use some of Woody's hair. Where did he get it? lol
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Submitted by Tatiana on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:18pm
"YM" died for a reason, "Glamour". I hope you're next because now you suck as hard as YM did.
Ah, hell nah! YM was the shit...for like two minutes in the early 90s. It went down the tubes when Bonnie Fuller took over. She's ruined more fucking magazines with her ass kissing, celebrity bullshit.
I miss old fashion mags. They used to be so good and actually featured stuff like models (not actresses) and REAL make up and fashion tips. I only get Allure these days and even that's going in the shitter because they have no idea most "regular" people aren't about to buy concealer that costs $109. I've actually found better products through word of mouth via MakeupAlley than any of those stupid ass magazines.
January Jones' baby looks just like Josh Groban who she use to date. Me thinks he just maybe the baby's daddy!
Kate has a lot of space between her eyes.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:43pm.
I don't ever read "women's" magazines anymore. They're garbage.
I abruptly stopped buying fashion magazines (any magazines at all) some time in 2011 when I realised it was all a load of fucking bollocks. The first 100 pages of Vogue are ads for designers I don't give a fuck about, and the rest is shit about "cool" people that I don't give a fuck about.
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Me three. They are all uninteresting ads and bullshit. I still read 'Fashion Magazine' (it's Canadian) from time to time but have even given up on 'Harper's Bazaar' which used to be a pretty good one. 'Self' used to be alright (you know as toilet or dental office reading), but has also become pure shit in the past few years.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:15pm.
Lucie -- love!!! <3 Wait, Kate had her ears pinned back and they still stick out? Holy shit! And a boob job and she's still flat? Her nose is approaching LaToya Jackson levels, though.
Hey sweets <3 Yep. I remember seeing a picture of her before she had anything done, and "unfortunate" doesn't even begin to describe. She was serving pug-nosed Dumbo realness.
Whamo -- Whams, yeah, you know I can't keep my mouth shut. Kate is on my hate list -- blrrgh!
Lucie -- love!!! <3 Wait, Kate had her ears pinned back and they still stick out? Holy shit! And a boob job and she's still flat? Her nose is approaching LaToya Jackson levels, though.
BaconSlut -- I know, Buddy was so cute. I'm really feeling sad about his passing. I always looked out for Buddy updates. He always looked so sassy to me.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:43pm.
I don't ever read "women's" magazines anymore. They're garbage.
I abruptly stopped buying fashion magazines (any magazines at all) some time in 2011 when I realised it was all a load of fucking bollocks. The first 100 pages of Vogue are ads for designers I don't give a fuck about, and the rest is shit about "cool" people that I don't give a fuck about.
Awwwww, Buddy. Such a cutie. Hope that he is getting some extra belly rubs in puppeh heaven.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 6:34pm.
Whamo -- Kate? Honey, no. She looks like she smells & she has big ears. You can do way better, Whams.
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LMAO I lurves you Twatty! I KNEW you were going to say something. I even went back to say she wasn't gorgeous just for you and you still burned me lol. Ya silly git ya:P.
ubmitted by Cake666 on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 6:31pm.
Kate always had a nose like that..I'm more surprised by the bottom boobage..since she has no tits.
She's had a nose job, ears pinned back, and a boob job.
Rest in peace Buddy! He was a lucky puppy to live such a long and happy life.
That Gaga article reminded me of the latest Snatch Game on this season of RuPaul's drag race. Julie Brown answered the question of, "Gaga is wearing a dress made out of what?" with, "Madonna's leftovers"
Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 6:31pm.
Kate always had a nose like that..I'm more surprised by the bottom boobage..since she has no tits.
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Seeing Selena Gomez start to dress like a slut is the most disappointing thing in all of show business
Whamo -- Kate? Honey, no. She looks like she smells & she has big ears. You can do way better, Whams.
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Kate always had a nose like that..I'm more surprised by the bottom boobage..since she has no tits.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:43pm.
Spoiled, that was an awesome link! I actually think Kate Hudson is cute.
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I think Kate can look quite pretty too. She's not gorgeous and his picture makes her look strange mind you but meh... I know she does crappy Roms coms but she's never really bothered me as much as she seems to bother others :)
"wears a lot of makeup, fake teeth and extensions, like hookers do", yeah but well you just described yourself...
Can't stand Kate Hudson.
That Russian broad looks better than that sloppy cow Kate Upton and even her fat sloppy udders look less fat & sloppy than Upton's.
anno -- me, too; I loved Buddy, he was so cute. RIP, Buddy. Your owners & lots of fans loved you. Cute, fuzzy little baby. *sads*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I think it was very classy of Amanda Seyfried to send Anne Hathaway that message (shoot, they probably have no problem with one another, and likely think all this media meltdown about their "feud" is overblown and obnoxious).
And that Little Monster comment about Madonna causing outbreaks of AIDS is just completely fucking insane...and a little scary. I'm by no means a huge fan of M's, but I like a lot of her music, and she was cool as hell with the gays back when it wasn't really appreciated by many, so show some respect, ya little bitches!
And Keanu's on the short list of men I'd be utterly dumbstruck to meet, I love him just that much! Looks, talent (arguable to some), cool and he works when he wants on projects that interest him.
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Spoiled, that was an awesome link! I actually think Kate Hudson is cute. But she looks alien there. She should rip them a new one.
I don't ever read "women's" magazines anymore. They're garbage. And if I want to see fashion, I walk down the street. What does it even matter if I can't purchase it anyway?
Xander looks awfully Irish. Now if he shows a propensity to sling hash at three years old...
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Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:19pm.
No. Kenya said her mother dresses her like a hooker not that she IS a hooker. Kenya isn't wrong about that. Although I don't think the Onion calling Hush Puppy a CU next Tuesday was at all racist. Completely inappropriate and not funny? Yes. Racist? No.
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So do you think Kenya Walters calling Honey Boo Boo a prostitute will shut up all the idiots who complained that The Onion calling Hush Puppy a cunt was racist? At least The Onion was trying to be absurdest and ironic, Kenya was just straight up being nasty to a child.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:07pm.
Nova, Cosmo and Glamor are bad that way. They have lame articles like "How to blow him like a pro so he wont dump you" and "Dress like a whore to attract your perfect mate".
GG.. Your point exactly? ::: keeding... LOL.. I keed....
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Nova, Cosmo and Glamor are bad that way. They have lame articles like "How to blow him like a pro so he wont dump you" and "Dress like a whore to attract your perfect mate".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
How is it glamorous to be in no clothing and wearing your lion king nose from last years Halloween costume?? This crap isn't glamour. I miss the days of page after page of fashions and makeup. Sick of this "make your men better in bed" bull crap...
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You know if you are going to photoshop somebody that is seen a lot then make sure your technician is good....good god what is up with that NOSE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
hot happy life my Black ass...and looks like she got the Jackson special from the shape of her nostrils
I never understand the need to make the sexy topless cover on a women's magazine.
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This is my favorite Kate Hudson Before/After. Doing it from my phone, though. Is it big enough?
http://befter.s3.amazonaws.com/befts/2010/04/14/before-after-kate-hudson...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:34pm.
SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP?
Haha. One of the best GG episodes!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Exactly MK! Kate is so cute just on her own ....don't get the photoshop mess at all!
I wish people would really stop with Maurying January Jone's breeding habits. Who cares?
Haha, Woody Harrelson was a cute baldy! But if this keeps him from losing all the bong steam out of the top of his head, well.. I support his Ellen do!
January Jones' baby is looking Mathew Vaughnish.
Plus one million on that one.. That kid is the spitting age of ole Matty....
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Blanche Devereaux never wore that tropical pattern in a jumpsuit! She wore that exact pattern in a dress with the same green sweater off the shoulders when the girls did the community center's production of "Our Town" and Dorothy played the sheriff. Her only jumpsuit I remember was solid aqua blue and she wore it when Rose dated the midget psychiatrist. Yes Michael I am serious about the GGs.