The Plastic Lioness Will Not Roar On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Next Season

March 4, 2013 / Posted by:

The producers of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills will save a little money next season, because they won’t have to pay an animal handler to throw Temptations cat treats at Adrienne Maloof’s face when she starts to growl. Adrianne is done.

After Adrienne threatened to sue Brandi Glanville for telling everyone that she used a surrogate to have her kids, she’s barely been on the show. This morning People said that the producers of RHOBH threw a ball of yarn in the middle of the 405 freeway and told her to go and play with it, because they were sick of her constantly showing up late to shoots. A few hours after People reported that, Adrienne wrote on her blog that she’s done with the show and those tramps and trollops will never see her post-op MGM Lion face again!

To my loyal fans… It was time to exit RHOBH

The show served as a wonderful platform for all the amazing projects that I have in the works. I am forever grateful to my fans, thank you for your support, and stay tuned! xoxoA

I would write a 10,000 word response to Adrienne’s goodbye letter, but I’ll let the human ice stone with eyes that is Yolanda Foster do it for all of us:

And here’s Adrienne leaving a restaurant the other night with Sean Stewart who’s looking more and more like a 1980s truck driver. Bitch looks like Larry Fortensky’s truck stop bar driving buddy who smells like cigarettes, St. Pauli Girl and Aqua Velva and always keeps at least 5 pairs of aviator sunglasses in the glove box of his Trans Am.

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