The Plastic Lioness Will Not Roar On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Next Season
The producers of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills will save a little money next season, because they won't have to pay an animal handler to throw Temptations cat treats at Adrienne Maloof's face when she starts to growl. Adrianne is done.
After Adrienne threatened to sue Brandi Glanville for telling everyone that she used a surrogate to have her kids, she's barely been on the show. This morning People said that the producers of RHOBH threw a ball of yarn in the middle of the 405 freeway and told her to go and play with it, because they were sick of her constantly showing up late to shoots. A few hours after People reported that, Adrienne wrote on her blog that she's done with the show and those tramps and trollops will never see her post-op MGM Lion face again!
To my loyal fans… It was time to exit RHOBH
The show served as a wonderful platform for all the amazing projects that I have in the works. I am forever grateful to my fans, thank you for your support, and stay tuned! xoxoA
I would write a 10,000 word response to Adrienne's goodbye letter, but I'll let the human ice stone with eyes that is Yolanda Foster do it for all of us:
And here's Adrienne leaving a restaurant the other night with Sean Stewart who's looking more and more like a 1980s truck driver. Bitch looks like Larry Fortensky's truck stop bar driving buddy who smells like cigarettes, St. Pauli Girl and Aqua Velva and always keeps at least 5 pairs of aviator sunglasses in the glove box of his Trans Am.
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It's ironic or karmic or just plain effed-up that Sean's piece is too old for his Dad. You know Rod would never hit that, he has higher standards
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*puts on my Bifocals of Judgment and sits next to GG* i'd rather watch a half hour of Mama June trying on bikinis than a single minute of any one of those Housewives shows or any housewife. those women make me feel embarrassed to be a woman.
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Im throwing shade at all of you that watch this mess.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Her face is terrifying wtf is up with her right eye??? Back the fuck away from the scalpel, lion face IS NOT the look!!
Good. Hope she takes Kim with her. Can't stand that phony mess.
I don't get her dating Sean Stewart. I mean he is unattractive as hell. To me he has decided that all rednecks must dress like this, and have facial hair like this, and he aspires to be what he believes is a stereotypical redneck. And he's dating an older established beverly hills person of relative fame, and lots of money/plastic surgery. This is so random.
Sean Stewart is seriously the worst boy toy EVER!
I don't really care to comment on his looks, because he's really not awful looking if he cleaned up a bit, but he looks completely disinterested and pre-paid as she dawns over him. You're a grown ass woman! I get that you got divorced and now are freeeee to do what you want but this is just sad. This whole thing makes me sad!
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Next I hope they gang up on Kyle.
vsminimoose, sorry if my OPINION pissed you off. I have been leaving comments on Dlisted for over 6 years. I have every right to leave a 30 second comment about bullshit tv. If my views piss you off so be it.
Oh and thanks for all the hard work at the cancer center. Good job.
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she reminds me of that rich lady who turned her face into a cat's.
Now I don't really know who this woman is but if you told me it was actually a guy in drag or who had a sex change I would believe you.
The easiest way to get yourself fired from Bravo is to threaten to sue. It happened with Danielle and Adrienne. I just wish she would take Vile Kyle and her drugged out sister with her. Fish lips is also getting the boot as her contract ran out and people can't stand her. And I wouldn't cry if I never had to look at Moreeeeece again!
Her face looks painful.
Submitted by dirtstarr on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:56am.
I live in NJ (hanging head in shame) and she used to be on all these janky ass Maloof Car commercials back in the early 90's. My cousin would always complain about her annoying voice and face. There are a ton of Maloof dealerships around here. Esp. at the Jersey Shore, they sell pre-owned crap and Hyundai's if I am correct. Don't know if they have some in other states as well, didn't care enough to look.
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haha! I am from NJ too. I've never seen any Maloof dealerships up north but now I'm gonna keep an eye out for them.
This witch and her idiot husband thought they could get away with suing Brandi? LOLOL.
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yeah, I"m totally bored with the Housewives Shows, BRING ON THE NEXT WAVE OF TRASH!
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One would think with having a soon to be EXas a plastic surgeon, she would have had those ears fixed... Two things that keep growing with age: ears and nose! Heaven help her!!!
I'd be interested to see what she used to look like when she was younger. Did a quick search and couldn't find a picture older than her cheek implants and nose job, so I'll never know.
FINALLY!!!! I loathe this plastic cat bitch with her stupid mole and voice that sounds like she's been buried underground and has dirt caught in her throat.
I want to like Yolanda, but I can't stand her pretentious ass husband David Foster and the way she dotes all over him.
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1. Her eyes are getting more vertical, like that Mexican Elba Gordilla lady.
2. I think that in a parallel universe, Sean Stewart could be cute if he ate well and exercised and wore normal clothing. He reminds me of Greasy Bear Davis.
3. The Real Narcissists of Anywhere (thanks, Justincase!) is the same shit all the time. It's gotten boring. They're all gruesome plastic-faced shrews.
This woman has to be one of the dumbest creatures on the planet.
This is the dumb dipshit who threatened to sue over the BIG ESCANDALOSO NEWS that she used a surrogate? who fucking cares. She deserves to be completely forgotten. At least Brandi is halfway interesting.
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The Real Narcissists of Anywhere franchise needs to be over - I wish.
BYE ADRIENNE MADOOFUS AKA ALLEY CAT FACE. GO AWAY!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't know any of these "housewives" as they all look EXACTLY the same. Except the one with the encroaching hairline.
Those are great tags! I for one, love to dvr some of these shows for the treadmill.....I don't have to rewind if I think I missed some major plot point, cuz there is no plot! Made the mistake of trying to watch something non-fluff (mystic river) and had to keep stopping to listen to dialogue. Everyone has their guilty pleasure......and lolz at "taking the monocle out of your ass"...gotta use that one!
saddest excuse for a gigolo ever. since his daddy cut him off a few years ago Sean's been hooking up with older, well-off sugah mamas. they could do much better but i guess his name gives him some boy-toy street cred or something.
vsminimoose - ditto on everything you said. I'm self-employed and tend to have the TV on during the day while I work. For some reason, RH tends to appeal, if it's BH, OC or NY. I can't deal with Atlanta, NJ or Miami though. And I do have to turn the channel when people are having break downs because it makes me anxious. But I'm not stupid, and I'm aware the show is. But hey, I don't watch any show that has a member of the K family so I guess I'm not completely hopeless. And no Jeremy Kyle or Tyra or Dr. Phil. I'm discriminating when it comes to shit TV.
I don't think she'll be missed. I did like her husband, he seemed like a good enough guy. And he can really fart out a symphony after a colonoscopy.
Does anyone else think Sean Stewart looks like Vince Neil if he'd gone with the short feathered hair instead of the rocker 'do in the 80s?
are there any original parts on her?
i don't know who she is but it gives me the sads to think she spent $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and more $$$$$$$$$$$$ to look like that.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:13am.
I really still can't wrap my head around why anybody watches any of these shows....there is so much TV in the world! I've only seen two episodes of Homeland, I've never seen House of Card, I'm 6 episodes behind in Vampire Diaries and have missed entire seasons of Drag Race....how far down the totem pole do you have to get to watch this garbage?
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:54am.
How lonely do you have to be to actually find time to watch this bullshit. Let me waste an hour of my life to watch pathetic, plastic folks bitch to each other about insignificant bullshit. Sounds like fun.
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You know you're on Dlisted, right? A blog where you actually waste your time reading about pathetic, plastic folks bitch to each other about insignificant bullshit. Unless, for you, it's different.
All these comments about how people who watch this shit must be lonely or stupid really piss me off. Look at the blog you're commenting on. I'm smart, work my ass off at a fucking cancer center and am not a lonely pathetic piece of shit and I certainly don't watch it to make me feel better. Do I have to watch the History channel 24/7 to prove all of that?
Go read your Harper's and get the monocle out of your ass.
I love how even in her exit speech, she is peddling her craptastic wares. #getmoney
She seems dull-witted to me. If she were not a Maloof, she would be the annoying store manager at Ann Taylor who bungles the ordering and pisses off customers.
I can't watch these fake shit shows either.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
How lonely do you have to be to actually find time to watch this bullshit. Let me waste an hour of my life to watch pathetic, plastic folks bitch to each other about insignificant bullshit. Sounds like fun.
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The one in the checked shirt appears to be a homosexual.
I really still can't wrap my head around why anybody watches any of these shows....there is so much TV in the world! I've only seen two episodes of Homeland, I've never seen House of Card, I'm 6 episodes behind in Vampire Diaries and have missed entire seasons of Drag Race....how far down the totem pole do you have to get to watch this garbage?
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:13am.
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I'd much rather spend time with drooling babies than watch that stupid drama. You're from a different culture than I am. If I'd saddled my pitiful ass with 100 babies, I'd much rather read a book than go from slobbering babies to dumbass richpeople bitching about their lives. Then again, if my brain was already mush, I might be stupid as shit, too.
People who watch this shit are patrons. They may think that they can laugh at how subhuman the "characters" are, but their patronage pays the salaries of these shitty people. These shitty people just laugh all the way to the bank.
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Hi there Winniwins, and they must make a lot of money too if they spawn off a hundred versions and continue to air. I guess it's no longer about the big stars like on scripted shows, but more like exceptional personalities, but what do I know, they're all famous and have big personalities, hahaha. I've watched food or renovation shows and they're similar to this, so in reality, I can see appeal. Besides with the Charlie Sheen-types acting up and getting fired, I suppose entertaining non-actors who charge a lot less would fill the void on television very nicely.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:17am.
Why do most of these reality "star" people have fans? they have too much fake drama, plastic surgery and ego play for characters I can't even recognize. no thanks.
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While I'm not a fan of any one of these ladies, I may be able to enlighten you on the appeal? I for one, eat this stuff up. I'm a stay at home mom - so office politics and gossip isn't my reality anymore. I spend my mornings, afternoons and evenings with people incapable of an intellectual conversation. They're working on it though. When I finally get them to sleep ( after at least 4 books of which I've read over 100 times and know by rote) I deserve some mind numbing, stupid , drunk , vapid bitches on the tele that entertain with drama I don't have to bend my brain around to get. Because honestly, at the end of my day.... I just want to slide into a glass of vino and feel like I'm infinitely better than the people I'm making fun of. Works for me. Lol
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:34pm.
I'm proud of the fact that i've never watched a second of any real housewife show
Not even MK's post above? They're pretty bad, but hard to turn away from, like a dumpster fire.
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Polica, Dark Star
Bride of Wildenstein redux.
Oh, well now she can go back to - wait, what do these idiots do again?
Why do most of these reality "star" people have fans? they have too much fake drama, plastic surgery and ego play for characters I can't even recognize. no thanks.
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It's not surprising that Sean Stewart looks like an 1980's truck driver, because supposedly Rod took on a pack of Truck Drivers once back then and had to have his stomach pumped becuase of all the Truck Driver Sperm, so maybe one of them knocked Rod up.
I'm proud of the fact that i've never watched a second of any real housewife show
He is on the edge of the gross cliff and she's hideous with being all dressed up and him not giving a shit dressed like a hillbilly. And the penetrating desire from him to her is about as much as being told he needs a colonoscopy. Has his Dad cut him off? Why oh why does he have need for this chick who's trying to be the young teacher that scrumps the 15 yr old students.
Please take Kyle, the disgusting, worthless, fake, disgusting pig, with you.. That meth-head Kim as well.. Please.
That is the weirdest and most disgustingly shaped ear I have ever seen.
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