Night Crumbs

March 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus looks like she’s got the mold fuzz from a blueberry on top of her head – The Superficial 

Vanity Fair is Jessica Chastain’s bitch now – Lainey Gossip

I would ask for a response video called called “Humans Screaming Like Goats” but we already have enough songs from RiRi – Towleroad

That Instagram filter really turns a picture of Maria Menounos shitting into art – Drunken Stepfather

Watch for falling drops of panty pudding, because every vagina exploded after hearing that David Gandy is singular again – Celebitchy

And just like that, John Travolta signs up to be a permanent contestant on Celebrity JuiceHollywood Tuna  

What Kirstie Alley used to have as a mid-morning snack. Those were the days! – The Berry 

The only explanation for this is that Andrew Garfield and Shailene Woodley were actually sitting in an actual tree together or maybe Emma Stone was just stoned – IDLYITW

How many ostriches and how many of your memaw’s tablecloths were murdered to make Fergie Ferg look this fug? – ICYDK

Quick, somebody Photoshop two toilets under Nicole Richie and MiserAlba, because they look like they’re taking a very polite poo together – Popoholic

FANK YOU for this, AdeleJezebel

My petition to replace Halle Berry with Funky Dineva in the next X-Men movie did not work – Just Jared

If Ciara’s next album flops, she can always get a job as a singing bathroom attendant – OMG Blog

If you had a magnifying glass, you could see the royal fetus’ arm reaching up to try touch the ginger gloriousness on top of PHG’s head – Popsugar

I hope Idris Elba is taking a year off from acting to focus on making porn – Videogum

They don’t call Kim Kardashian “Pimp Mama Kris’ prized hog” for nothing – Reality Tea

The sharp as hell dude in the second row with the drawn-on Transformers beard is doing things to me – Crunk + Disorderly

File under “things I didn’t need to see today“: Brandy’s crotch – SOW

So that’s why In-N-Out was out of everything yesterday – I’m Not Obsessed

Teri Snatcher should be on Flea Market Flip and no that isn’t my way of admitting that I actually watch Flea Market Flip (yes, it is) – Celebslam

(Pic via Pacific Coast News)

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