Jaden Smith And One Of The Jenner Girls Went Out On A Date
As Justin Bieber continued to wah wah wah on Instagram about how the paparazzi totally shat on his Super Sweet 19 birthday party, his partner in hood rat stuff foolery Jaden Smith hung out with the youngest member of the Kartrashian Klan in London. 14-year-old Jaden Smith and 15-year-old Kylie Jenner went to dinner at Nobu Berkley in London last night and then walked around the streets this morning. Before you start shouting about how Kylie Jenner should be in school, I'll have your ass know that she's enrolled in Pimp Mama Kris's School of Fame Whoring and walking around in front of the paps with Jaden Smith is part of her finals. (SPOILER ALERT: PMK is going to give her an F, because she didn't start a teen wedding rumor by wearing a ring on her hitchin' finger and she didn't start a teen pregnancy rumor by clutching her stomach like she's knocked up. Fame whore fail.)
The good news is that Will Smith was with them at dinner last night, so Jaden Smith couldn't use one of his mom's old drivers licenses to buy themselves some booze. The bad news is that Will Smith was with them at dinner last night, which means he totally condones this mess. Didn't Will Smith listen when Willow Smith told him to stop throwing them on the fame whore train? Obviously not, because there he is smiling for the paps as his son works the stroll with one of PMK's girls. I am side-eyeing Will Smith for joining fame whore forces with PMK and for letting his son wear a bandanna leg warmer.
PMK must have some serious shit on Will and Jada. Because any normal parent would throw a chastity belt on their son if PMK asked them, "So, your son's not a shy pee-er, right?"
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Not really sure but I think she's the ugly one.
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never too early for pimp mama to set up fake relationships for PR. disgusting.
Jaden looks completely stoned.
Contract fakeness their parents cooked up. Boring and worse than the adults.
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Falling in line like her big sisters, jumping on that black "D" Pimp Mama Kris must be beaming with pride right now! Ca-Ching! $$$
PMK probably sniffs her when she gets home for the scent of a successful first date: urine
somebody needs to rough that Smith brat up a little bit in the parking lot
they need to learn to at least pretend to acknowledge each other's existence when they're doing the pap ho stroll together
these two are rank amateurs
are there two families anywhere on the planet more desperate for attention?
In some of those evening pictures, she looks just like Lindsay Lohan (circa now). Poor girl.
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yep, Ray-Z and Kim Version 2.
Ryan Seacrest and mama kris, have already written the script and mama kris will direct it, like she did with kim.
Do you think he pissed on her yet?
"The good news is that Will Smith was with them at dinner last night, so Jaden Smith couldn't use one of his mom's old drivers licenses to buy themselves some booze."
ahahahaaa needs more Boo jokes. : )
Hanging with Bieber AND a Kardashian?!? Jesus.
Scientologists or Kardashians? Which would you rather?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Gardening Girl
Why arent these little fuckers in school? The parents should be ashamed.
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Ya, no doubt. These two should be studying Algebra. Or maybe American Literature.
Face it. School is of no use to either one of these brainless retards.
jaden is really unlikable
thebrown -- "insufferable little twat" -- you nailed it for Jaden. You just know that kid pulls major 'tude.
Jintess -- ugh, those raised eyebrows just fucking kill me. It gives the impression that he's so bored by everything. I tried the raised eyebrows thing just reading this and I gave myself a fucking headache. The bleach on his hair looks ridiculous, and I'm sure the bandana wrapped around his ankle is prison code for some sort of sexual perversion. Fucking twat.
And don't get me started on this little Kartrashian whore. Following in the footsteps of her sisters, most notably Kim.
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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:05pm.
These fuckers called the paparazzi. I was in that area yesterday (only bragging here because I can't figure out a way to bring up being in London nonchalantly on Facebook)
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Brag away..I would love to go there one day!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:44pm.
Yeah that looks like a hot ass mess. I would probably go see the Tom Cruise one though.
I think I read somewhere that they both attended the same school in Cali so they might be friends irl....
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Or this! Come on! They need to dress differently or something....
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20595053,00.html
The difference Foxxy is, the dog can act.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Just sayin'... how is someone supposed to keep up with who is who with the Smith siblings...
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/willow-smith/images/30591129/title/willow-sm...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:44pm.
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I think they are just out stirring up interest in that pricey looking sci-fi flick they have coming out in a while. Dad and junior douche star in it...its one of those life of earth was destroyed and humanity went elswhere but these two jerks somehow ended up stranded."
ok, i'm confused. i thought dad already made this movie and instead of Junior the first co-star was a german shepherd...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Maybe it's because I've had a bad day but I want to smack those raised eyebrows right off his smug face. He and Beiber can suck it with that tired expression. It simply makes them look...well, simple and clueless.
Then again, he had to hang out with a Kardashian. Maybe karma works quicker than I thought.
I think they are just out stirring up interest in that pricey looking sci-fi flick they have coming out in a while. Dad and junior douche star in it...its one of those life of earth was destroyed and humanity went elswhere but these two jerks somehow ended up stranded. Something like that pricey sci-fi movie Tammy Cruise has coming out in a while...humanity has bailed on earth in this one too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@OneLiner -- i corrected; i though it was still the "picking kids up from school" thread which i what i had clicked on to start with, lol. sorry for confusion
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxy im referring to a couple of people that just casually goes out to grab a bite to eat, how do the paps know that? And about ben hes an idiot for trying to be just like any normal dad in LA a place plagued w/ paparrazi
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Submitted by Franniiv3: "ALSO! Are we gonna mention Jaden's scarf around the right ankle thing? I don't get it? Does it mean something? ...Seems like one of those jail things, but surely not! Maybe '100% Dumbass'"
It means "I like receiving"
edit sorry thought i was still in the Affleck thread
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I always wondered how paps know
exactly where to be at the right time to get shots like these....mmmhhh
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Oh, look. He's wearing diaper pants, too. There MUST be something evil one can do to diaper-pants wearing older children. Knock them down on an escalator, for example, and hold them there until diaper droop gets caught? No, I do not think that is too harsh.
Looks like the Jenertrashians are hanging tight with the Scibot children. Maybe the latest two on the Pimp Mama Kris ho-stroll will be whisked off to SeaOrg camp? Please?
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Why arent these little fuckers in school? The parents should be ashamed. Well I hope the girl finds a rich husband and the boy finds some work in the industry because bills dont pay themselves.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
oh gawd whhhhyyyyyy
That boy looks like he smoked some weed before he walked on the UK pap ho stroll.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 4:01pm.
these people really work my gag reflex. the parents, i mean. the kids are just doing what most any kid would be doing in their places
Exactly. What any teenager would do when parents want to be their friends and not a parent. and what parent would let a 14 year old go to a party at a place for 18+ grrrr
ALSO! Are we gonna mention Jaden's scarf around the right ankle thing? I don't get it? Does it mean something? ...Seems like one of those jail things, but surely not! Maybe '100% Dumbass'
These fuckers called the paparazzi. I was in that area yesterday (only bragging here because I can't figure out a way to bring up being in London nonchalantly on Facebook) and paps aren't hanging around.
I know it's wrong to hate kids but it's hard not to when they should be in school but instead are spoiled as hell and traipsing around the globe. And he has those eyebrows. They scream "SMUG!!!!"
LOL Barb!
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OK, That's the the SON, right? Not the daughter of Will Smith right? I get confused because they look exactly alike.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 3:21pm.
You are an awesome person! Keep following your own path.
Oh great. Now she's got her own little pint-sized insufferable "rap-star" boyfriend.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 3:49pm.
It's unreal the amount of hate these 14 year olds are garnishing from you people. Seriously. They're 14, what type of person calls a 14 year old a worthless POS? Ctfd!
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Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 3:19pm.
I used to like Will, but something about his behaviour of late has really put me off. It's like he's coming unhinged with the weight of the skeletons in his closet.
Submitted by Franniiv3 on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 3:24pm.
no, you "get it." Will and Jada don't "get it."
/good luck in school!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's unreal the amount of hate these 14 year olds are garnishing from you people. Seriously. They're 14, what type of person calls a 14 year old a worthless POS? Ctfd!
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
these people really work my gag reflex. the parents, i mean. the kids are just doing what most any kid would be doing in their places.
but PMK and WIll are nausea-inducing. PMK is just a Madam, and Will reeks of desperation.
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Why are these two famous? Couldn't be because of the parents? They should be embarrassed.
I would hate to be a paparazzi and have to follow any of these worthless assholes around all day for a picture. Talk about depressing.
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