Tuesday, March 5th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 4th!
They do NOT fool around playing musical chairs in Russian prison. - ImpertinentVixen
Runners-up:
There were many valiant contenders, but at the end of the day Lilo still held the title of Fire Crotch. - dbella
Johnny Weir has pushed the limits with his latest ensemble, which he will wear while skating to Pat Benetar's "Fire and Ice." - herroyalflyness
The other night at Rawhide I picked up this guy, a total flamer, who was so loose all I did was touch his ass and he dropped two stools. - Strepsi
via Izismile
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@Strepsi ~ Very clever!
Congrats hilarious bitches!! Strepsi you kill me!! LMAO!
Congrats everyone! Hilarious!
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Congrats IV! that was a good one!
LOL @ Strepsi!
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Polica, Dark Star
Congrats IV♥ and all the winners, this was a hard one! GOOD JOB!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
that looks painful. Congrats winners!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
that looks painful. Congrats winners!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Good ones, guys! Congrats to my fellow funny slutz!
You know you have had way too much to drink when you try to put out a small fire by peeing on it and... Kaboom... this happens.
HULK NO LIKE FIRE! Hulk SMASH!
Wladimir the Jolly Giant was unfortunately too late to save Hayden the Keebler elf from the evil witch's oven.
Something something C3PO
And he woke up the burning after....
Ed BURNS (literally)
Rufus misunderstood his mother's directions to light a match after he passed a stool.
Magic Mike: Catching Fire Too! - The Ripoff.
Seen in the background, Joe wishes his agent hadn't talked him into being an extra on the Scientology-funded X-men reboot.
Harlem Shake is hotter than ever!
Prince Hot Ginge reached his flashpoint.
During the closing ceremonies of Black History Month, Joe Bob and his klan produced seats no one wanted to sit on.
Jason Bourne passed all training exercises except the one where he had to pick up a hot chick in a bar.
The Men Who Stare At Women On Bar Stools - Seal Team Sex.
We tried to tell him that the engravings in The Nine Gates to the Kingdom of Heaven wouldn't really summon the devil.
As revenge for Lilo refusing his mentorship, Charlie Sheen released his sex tape of Lilo giving him head.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
After Oscar Pistorius died, he woke up and thought he had reached heaven: it was cool, he was surrounded by white, and he finally had two fully functioning legs....and then his legs became eternally engulfed in flames.
The Alicia Keys Volunteer Fire Department train extensively before each performance and await the call - "This Girl Is On Fire"
Porno for Pyros was desperate to make a comeback in the 2000s.
Walgreens' generic brand of Icy/Hot did not get FDA approved.
"...and that was the last time the Saint Olaf Cheerleading Squad ever used the Let's Get Fired Up cheer to motivate the players." Rose Nylund
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Rejected Super Bowl Ad #37: Man With Burning Stool submitted by Preparation H.
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Where's that hot fire-fighter when you need him?
Another victim of the Sequester Budget Cuts, Firefighter Training and Uniforms.
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
In Soviet Russia fire shoots firing squad.
Brad Pitt will do anything, including setting himself on fire, as to not having to marry Angelina Jolie.
In Soviet Russia, fire puts out you.
Umm...liar liar?
Spontaneous combust-a-nut...
It burns when he pees
Even prevacid is no match for this heartburn.
THIS BOY Is on FIYYYAAAA.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
He really went to the extreme to prove to the world he's more flaming than John Travolta.
@Strepsi
ROTFLMAO!!! *high fives with 11 Wide*
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When Tom Cruise finally came out as a flaming homosexual, he went a little overboard.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by Strepsi on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:11pm.
The other night at Rawhide I picked up this guy, a total flamer, who was so loose all I did was touch his ass and he dropped two stools.
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OMG, that is so awesome! I hope you win!
The other night at Rawhide I picked up this guy, a total flamer, who was so loose all I did was touch his ass and he dropped two stools.
"How to Train Your Dragon" gets re-made into a porno, entitled "How to Drain Your Dragon."
Phoebe Price felt the urge to caress a paparazzo's hair and asked to give a peck on the cheek as she was performing her duties as a seat warmer.
Q: Does he smoke after sex?
A: That depends upon how fast he goes.
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Kim K gave Kris a terrible case of gonnerea, he pissed fire for weeks