Allison Williams, who is best known for being Brian Williams’ daughter and for playing Miranda on the reboot of Sex and the City called Girls, talked to The Los Angeles Times (via Gossip Cop) about getting into the acting game. Allison said that her parents wouldn’t let her audition for stuff until she was out of college and watching Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls made her think that she was never going to make it since she didn’t start acting when she was still in Pampers. Allison realized that it’s not that kind of game and then said some seriously delusional shit about Jennifer Lawrence.
“When ‘Mean Girls’ came out, I just thought Lindsay Lohan was genius. I didn’t understand how I could ever come close to that if they didn’t let me start young. I’ve come to realize it’s not a zero-sum game. When I see performances like Jennifer Lawrence’s in ‘Silver Linings Playbook,’ I think, ‘God, what a great role.’ But maybe, just maybe, she watches ‘Girls’ and maybe, just maybe, she wishes she was on ‘Girls.'”
So when Allison Williams, who should’ve been born in the 70s because she could’ve been the Breck Girl of all Breck Girls, is brushing her hair a hundred times while watching Girls, she’s thinking about how Jennifer Lawrence might also be brushing her hair a hundred times while wishing that she was on Girls? Bitch needs to stop, drop and roll right out of here. Like Jennifer Lawrence really wants to piss on the train tracks and snot into a bath tub for a TV show on HBO! ……Actually, Jennifer Lawrence probably wants to do all those things and she’d do it for a fat j and a McDonald’s cheeseburger.