Whenever I see Kim Kartrashian in a new ensemble, I just want to let out a HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA for days. Then I want to slow cap for her stylist, because they are a gift on this planet for making her look like the ridiculous piece of stupid trash she is. I love it!
Because this is the kind of outfit you should wear on a flight from L.A. to Paris, Kim wore this mess of an outfit on a flight from L.A. to Paris yesterday. Bitch looks like the ring master preacher at a circus-themed church. Bitch looks like a warped maxi-pad with wings. Bitch looks like a dental hygienist on the Starship Enterprise. Bitch looks like a deformed sperm fish. Bitch looks like water damaged origami. I can seriously play the “bitch looks like” game all day, because bitch looks a mess.
I hope Kim stays knocked up forever, because this is fun!
And thanks to everybody who keeps sending me this. I didn’t post it, because that’s whale shaming and I don’t want to be a part of that. Poor Shamu deserves better.