It feels like it was just two seconds ago when the walking and walking ABC after-school special Jamie Lynn Spears was announcing that she got knocked up on the cover of a tabloid and now here’s her 21-year-old ass announcing that she’s marrying a dude who looks like he has a nickname for all his cars, closes down the bar at T.G.I. Friday’s every Saturday night and calls every dude he knows “champ.”
Brit Brit’s little sister announced on Instagram (via UsWeekly) that she’s getting hitched to her 30-year-old boyfriend of 3 years Jamie Watson. Yes, another damn Jamie. So when Jamie Lynn Spears moans out the name “JAY-MEEE” while getting it on, she’s screaming out her name, her man’s name and her dad’s name. That’s not creepy at all!
Jamie was engaged to that Casey Whatshisname, the father of her daughter Maddie, for a quick second, but they broke up for good in 2010. UsWeekly didn’t say what Jamie Watson does for a living, but if he doesn’t get a regular paycheck by playing a midwestern white husband accused of murdering his wife in crime show reenactments, he has missed his calling. And yeah, he’s 30. Let’s just assume that Jamie Lynn used the Benjamin Button Instagram filer on that picture.
JL also Instagrammed a close-up of the ring:
To answer your question, yes, that’s the nicest ring Claire’s has to offer. But now what I want to know is, when did Jamie Lynn start looking like every contestant on the Bachelor?