The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Jamie
It feels like it was just two seconds ago when the walking and walking ABC after-school special Jamie Lynn Spears was announcing that she got knocked up on the cover of a tabloid and now here's her 21-year-old ass announcing that she's marrying a dude who looks like he has a nickname for all his cars, closes down the bar at T.G.I. Friday's every Saturday night and calls every dude he knows "champ."
Brit Brit's little sister announced on Instagram (via UsWeekly) that she's getting hitched to her 30-year-old boyfriend of 3 years Jamie Watson. Yes, another damn Jamie. So when Jamie Lynn Spears moans out the name "JAY-MEEE" while getting it on, she's screaming out her name, her man's name and her dad's name. That's not creepy at all!
Jamie was engaged to that Casey Whatshisname, the father of her daughter Maddie, for a quick second, but they broke up for good in 2010. UsWeekly didn't say what Jamie Watson does for a living, but if he doesn't get a regular paycheck by playing a midwestern white husband accused of murdering his wife in crime show reenactments, he has missed his calling. And yeah, he's 30. Let's just assume that Jamie Lynn used the Benjamin Button Instagram filer on that picture.
JL also Instagrammed a close-up of the ring:
To answer your question, yes, that's the nicest ring Claire's has to offer. But now what I want to know is, when did Jamie Lynn start looking like every contestant on the Bachelor?
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It's actually true....you can't really tell if it's a real diamond, CZ or some other kind of simulant gem. Which is why I kind of find it ridiculous that people are willing to spend so much on diamonds.
I thought he was 50 too, hehehe well, chick looks happy, we hardly heard from her in three years so, congrats, moving on.
"but if he doesn't get a regular paycheck by playing a midwestern white husband accused of murdering his wife in crime show reenactments" - *dies*
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i remember when she had that tv show and apparently called brit brit to come tell the cast whose boss and numero uno.
good to see jaime, jaymee, jayme, jaemee, watever .... has gone far.
He looks like a used car salesman. So uhh, congrats? She could do a lot better.
Hello?... Hello?... JTV... Yeah, now about that Moissanite ring on the screen right now... Hello?
I thought she was assley simpson when I first saw this. Assley and Jaime sure do look alike, living in the shadows of their sisters must do that to them.
clearly the town/hospital where all these people were born, the name register was pretty limited.
so everybody picked jaime, jayme, jayyme, jaymee, jaimee, jaimey, jaymey, jaemey, jaemi, jaemyy, jaemee, jaeyme, jaeymi, jaeymey, jaeymee, jaeymyy, jaeymi.
i got a fucking headache now.
I like the ring though I'm more for a plain band.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:49pm.
Then again, I'm gonna contradict myself and say that I might give a side-eye to man pursuing a teen single mom with a little girl. It's a little predatory. What if he just wants access to the daughter for molestatory (yes, I made that up) purposes?
I am in awe. That thought never crossed my mind.
It's a rare day when I'm out-cynical-ed on here.
I bow to you, Hekki.
That ring is 100% cubic zirconia. Fake ass.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 3:27pm.
The fact that his entire jaw has already been swallowed by the melting folds of his flabby neck tells me she has picked a real winner. Congrats.
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Hahahah. It's true! He could easily pass for a 40-something-year-old. To think this is his good side. Don't want to think about what he looks like nekkid. *vomits*
If Russell Crowe can date a 22-year-old, this relationship is positively normal.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:49pm.
Then again, I'm gonna contradict myself and say that I might give a side-eye to man pursuing a teen single mom with a little girl. It's a little predatory. What if he just wants access to the daughter for molestatory (yes, I made that up) purposes?
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He do have them child toucher eyes...
I'm not sayin' he's a child toucher, mind you, I'm sayin' it wouldn't surprise me if he had binoculars right beside any window that overlooks a playground...You know, for "bird watching"... Yes, he looks like an avid bird watcher to me. That's what I'm saying...
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:50pm.
How can you tell if it's real or a CZ?
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No one can by this picture. So anyone that says it's fake is full of shit because they don't know.
A jeweler can tell by the weight. CZ's are denser and weigh more than diamonds. Also, CZ's are colorless whereas only the finest diamonds are colorless.
This could be a $100 fake or a $100,000 super fine diamond solitaire.
So which Jamie is 30, which Jamie is Britneys sister, and which Jamie is the Dad?? It's all so redneckingly confusing.
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That ring looks super fake.
That ring= cheap ass tacky.
Submitted by dbella on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 2:35pm.
Whether it was Casey Aldridge or not, it's no one's business but hers who the daddy is, so no points off there from me either. She's under no obligation to satisfy the curiosity of a bunch of total strangers.
Also true, but the paternity issue will shadow her and her kid unless she clears it up. If she has any thoughts about an entertainment career again, the issue will always be there. Even if she just lives as a Kentwood soccer mom, people will gossip.
you guys are the best. i'm going to copy/paste all this info and print it out for her. thank you!
she was about 40 lbs or so lighter when she put the ring on, so I am wondering if the no-sodium thing will work, but that technique sounds amazing. i think i am going to try it myself, as soon as i can get the discipline together to stay away from Chinese food.
regarding Jamie Lynn - I hope he is a good husband for her. The older guy thing creeps me out a little, but, you know, "mazel". life's tough enough as it is.
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Then again, I'm gonna contradict myself and say that I might give a side-eye to man pursuing a teen single mom with a little girl. It's a little predatory. What if he just wants access to the daughter for molestatory (yes, I made that up) purposes?
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "I don't get how it's so weird and supposedly a southern backwoods thing that this guy is 30(in Courtney Stodden years I'm guessing) and she's 21, yet you hear all the time about these older Hollywood dudes(Seth MacFarlane for example who's 39 was dating that 20 something year old from The Game of Thrones??? Or something Idk), or all the young models Leo and George go through. Or Hugh Hefner who's girlfriends and current(Idk if they got married yet or not)piece is decades younger than him...What makes them so different and not rednecky????"
Hey, at least this guy married her!
I think it's icky that Seth and Leo date these very young women, but I'm an old prudey middle-aged lady with some experience, raising daughters.
Actually, if everyone is single and consenting adults, it's fair game. If she's happy and he treats her well, who are we to say?
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It's... just something about him. I HAVE to know what his nude body looks like! I MUST.
Kind of like with Daniel Craig... so that means I'll lose interest after I see it, I guess.
(LMFAO @ SLOTH with plastic surgery reconstruction)
I came across "STEVE WILKOS DRUNK" youtube video the other day. It's funny b/c he already enunciates his words in a kind of oafish, slow, and drunk manner. So when you slow it down, it VERY MUCH sounds like a drunk guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLm4AiUHeY
Submitted by SFRBully on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:25pm.
Wilkos is hwat.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:26pm.
I don't see the big deal, either. He is not (supposedly) that much older than her.
I really hope JL will remain happy in a small town, with her small-town friends, raising her kids and volunteering on the local PTA. I get the feeling she still misses the limelight and might get the itch to return to Hollywood one of these years.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:26pm.
Cosign. Also, I'm from the Appalachian mtns and I got married at a whoppingly elderly age of 28. To a man from NJ 7 years older.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:04pm.
Joe Shmoe, your avvie caught me off guard and I cracked the hell up!
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Submitted by SFRBully on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:25pm.
What the fuck ever.
Just please find me some photos of Steve Wilkos nude, or just his cock, or his chest and stomach please.
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Steve Wilkos? Really? He kind of reminds me of what Sloth would look like had he not been born deformed...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I married a Jamie 9 years older than me and we have a very happy marriage. I hope the same for her...got no hate for this girl.
I don't get how it's so weird and supposedly a southern backwoods thing that this guy is 30(in Courtney Stodden years I'm guessing) and she's 21, yet you hear all the time about these older Hollywood dudes(Seth MacFarlane for example who's 39 was dating that 20 something year old from The Game of Thrones??? Or something Idk), or all the young models Leo and George go through. Or Hugh Hefner who's girlfriends and current(Idk if they got married yet or not)piece is decades younger than him...What makes them so different and not rednecky????
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
What the fuck ever.
Just please find me some photos of Steve Wilkos nude, or just his cock, or his chest and stomach please.
i don't care about legs. he can have his legs just completely fall off and be bloody stumps in the background of the photo and i'll be fine with that. i jsut wanna see his erect penis and chest/trunk.
actually - strike that. he can't have an erection with a traumatic injury to his legs. just please... from the thigh area and up please.
thank you.
She is dull, boring and irrelevant.
Who cares what she does.
Submitted by winniwins on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:11pm.
Isn't there a rumor that the baby daddy is that creepy pedo head exec at Nick. Dan Schneider. He was the fatty on Head of The Class.
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There is that rumour. But check out pictures of the daughter, Madeline, and then of the young guy Jamie Lynn says was the daddy (Casey something-or-other) and you'll see that she's the spittin' image. He's DEFINITELY the baby's father.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:58pm.
you guys are mean...he doesn't look ugly to me at all.
She does kinda have a derpy smile.
But seriously, you guys are hating.
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I can't snark either. She's 21, she can do what she wants. She had a kid at a young age and stepped completely out of the spotlight. Whoever the father is, it's not for me to judge.
She's a very pretty girl, just like her sister. Britney may have had her problems and ups and downs but I always thought she was very naturally pretty.
Joe Shmoe, your avvie caught me off guard and I cracked the hell up!
Este ¡pinche puto botón! *punches edit button*
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This guy is not aging well be looks closer to 44 than 30 jeez! He better be loaded!
you guys are mean...he doesn't look ugly to me at all.
She does kinda have a derpy smile.
But seriously, you guys are hating.
What is going on that I couldn't properly edit my post? Sheeesh!
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Submitted by winniwins on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:27pm.
Don't eat anything with sodium for 3 days. Look at every label nothing over 70 mg. Drink loads of green tea. On the 3rd night drink a bottle of white wine. Fourth morning try to remove ring. If it doesn't come off- SOL
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The bottle of wine part sounds like the best part of that treatment plan. ;D
I agree that it's incredible the shrinkage that can happen if you cut way back on sodium and really hydrate.
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How can you tell if it's real or a CZ?
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:27pm.
Don't eat anything with sodium for 3 days. Look at every label nothing over 70 mg. Drink loads of green tea. On the 3rd night drink a bottle of white wine. Fourth morning try to remove ring. If it doesn't come off- SOL.
The green tea is a body builder trick. The no sodium sucks you in and the bottle of wine the night prior dehydrates you. I do this trick before any big event.
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Not sure why that link didn't work, but you can Google it with "ring removal string or dental floss."
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This is the technique the hospital ER used to removed MamaBacon's wedding ring from one of my fingers when I was a BaconBit. Not a lot of fun, but it worked! Good luck!
http://www.health.harvard.edu/fgh/firstaid/ring.shtml
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TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:27pm.
speaking of diamonds:
what would you do if you got a ring , an antique diamond and gold ring, for instance, stuck on your finger for, say, six years? and none of the normal things worked to get it off? cut the ring? starve yourself AnnE Hathaway style until the ring slid from your bony, Hansel and Gretel fingers?
i'm asking for a friend.
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*scream* This is one of my nightmares: I can't get a ring off my finger and my finger swells and some sweaty garage mechanic has to take a chain saw to my digit. If a ring starts to feel tight, I remove it immediately.
If I was in that predicament I'd have it cut off, though. Her finger must be quite swollen? (or 'swolled' as someone I know says). That can't be good.
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Try Abolene , Vaseline, olive oil but first soak your hand in cold water. Makes your figure a bit thinner.
Also, try Desitin, that medicated baby rash stuff. Queen Helene cold cream might work too.
Last resort, go to the emergency room. Those hospital guys probably have some hard-core stuff to get it off.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:27pm.
speaking of diamonds:
what would you do if you got a ring , an antique diamond and gold ring, for instance, stuck on your finger for, say, six years? and none of the normal things worked to get it off? cut the ring? starve yourself AnnE Hathaway style until the ring slid from your bony, Hansel and Gretel fingers?
i'm asking for a friend.
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TV, tell your friend to try putting lube on her finger. If that doesn't work go to a reputable jeweler to see what they recommend. When I was a child, I had ring that my Grandmother gave me and I never took it off. Long story short we had to have it cut off because my finger had grown. I cried like a baby. We had it repaired but never the less it wasn't the same for me. Haha.