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March 3, 2013 / Posted by:

The April O’Neil “Ravishing Reporter” action figure!


When a shirtless Michael Bay sprawled himself on the hood of his Ferrari (the one that Megan Fox washed and waxed again to get a role in one of his shit show movies) and announced that Megan Fox would be playing April O’Neil in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, I figured her costume would look just like the gorgeous “Ravishing Reporter” action figure. And it should. The “Ravishing Reporter” action figure looked more like a “Down Trodden, Raggedy Ass, Alley Way Hooker” action figure.

She was ravishing in every way. April’s hair looked like a ten gallon hat made of ginger hair and she was dressed like she was ready to turn tricks for a slice of pizza. Those green biker shorts, those flesh-colored anklets, that purple bustier and her real rooted hair (a phrase you can never use when describing Beyonce) were the touches of elegance that ensemble really needed.

And April wasn’t just a regular reporter. She was a RAVISHING reporter.

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