Sunday, March 3rd 2013

Birthday Sluts

Matthew Marsden (40)
Stacie Orrico (27)
Jessica Biel (31)
Lil' Flip (33)
Ronan Keating (36)
David Faustino (39)
Tyler Florence (42)
Julie Bowen (43)
Tone Loc (47)
Laura Harring (49)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (51)
Ira Glass (54)
Miranda Richardson (55)
Lee Radziwill (80)

Posted by: Michael K


YES that is a pic of JAMES, but YES it is Matthews birthday.

Love yourself!

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Happy birthday to all the March 3 sluts!

Yes, hot!

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I agree with you humans_off_earth_now
i always am struck when i see Jackies ? trip diary with her drawings
(and have always loved and appreciated what she did RE; the White house and the significance of the historic or antique items and art in it.

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loopygorilla's picture

never did anything to me.

i remember watching an episode of the nanny, where he played maggy's love interest and that was the ONE and ONLY time i thought he was cute.

bird's picture

I want

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12stepstohell's picture

James marsden can sing too. For me that adds to the hot exponentially. I'd hit the greasiest quasimodo if he could carry a tune.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:43pm.

I don't care for James, but whenever I see a picture of him I always wonder why he never became "A list" for his looks alone, which he is quickly losing with age. I mean Brad Pitt did not get there because of his "talent".
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Pitt sucked the right cock AND he dated/linked up with a lot of famous woman, such as Lewis, Givens, Paltrow, Aniston, Jolie, unlike James.

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Shit, I now have single handedly justified every fucking Polish joke ever. FML

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:05pm.

Yesterday ;-)

Craigypants's picture

Matthew Marsden is hot. I'd buy that for a dollar.
The rest of the list who gives a shit.

idiots drive me loco's picture

Where is the fuck in Daniel Craig? I know "m not the only dlister that would break that man's pelvis bone

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Hekki's picture

mike, thanks for that link. I just got lost there for a while.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I have an unshakable dislike for Pisces men.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I don't care for James, but whenever I see a picture of him I always wonder why he never became "A list" for his looks alone, which he is quickly losing with age. I mean Brad Pitt did not get there because of his "talent".

Esteem's picture

James is yummy, but his birthday is in Sept.

Happy day to Lee Radziwill, Tone-Loc, Jackie Joyner-Kersee and Ronan Keating.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

smoking is really not hot. it 'de-hots' a hot person.

HB Jackie Joyner Kersee for keeping it classy (a rhyme), and to Ira Glass, for making me laugh sometimes.

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Anita Bidet's picture

I remember Bud Bundy in High Times magazine holding up a giant bud

Zambonie's picture

Wow, it's hard to accept that Bud Bundy (David Faustino) is pushing 40
Unlike the rest of the cast who've all been fairly active in the public eye. David Faustino pretty much disappeared

Hope he's doing well and is happy

Dion flowerboy's picture

Whoever that is, he is the hotness. Thank you for not putting any current pictures of Tyler Florence up. He used to be nice Food Network eye candy.

Rocket's picture

Yeah. What happened to tyler?

JulzNo1Zero's picture

I don't care if it isn't actually James Marsdens bday, Thank you MK for posting this epic sexiness!

Change is coming through my Shadow

mike's picture

There was a good piece on Lee Radziwill in the magazine section of the NYTimes two or three weeks ago. Lots of good old pictures, including one of her with a pug.

It's also on this site:

http://jenniferfabulous.blogspot.com/2012/03/lee-radziwill.html

I think that IS James Marsden in the pic. I looked up Matthew and he looks very different from James, but still incredibly HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, glad I wasn't the only one who did a "looks like James Marsden" who is one hot piece of ass!

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Isn't that James Marsden in the pic? Or is that his identical brother...?

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Happy birfdays to Bud Bundy and Tone Loc! *slaps on pasties and does the Wild Thing on my desk*

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Lee Radziwill's birthday is 3/3/33.

Happy B Day to all the sluts!!

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HB Julie Bowen! Even though I think you're scary skinny, you're hilarious on Modern Family!
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James Marsden is a douche, but his Matthew is ugly. I'm conflicted.

ETA: oh, they're not related. Apparently, Matthew Marsden is also a douche. MK DO NOT TAKE THIS PHOTO DOWN, please.

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"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...

do not take this picture down.

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I'm so glad it's not just me that thinks that is the wrong Marsden! They do both turn 40 this year though...

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Jessica Biel is so like that woman on Seinfeld who looked gorgeous in bright light.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:57am.
@ Weezy.....lol! You hor you, I do like your style though, if you're gonna go for it I guess Paris would be the place to "do" it :P

Paris makes it sound classier then the Super 8 by the interstate off ramp. ;-)

Mani6's picture

This is what Jessica Biel is going to have to do to get Justin Timberlimp interested in having babies.

Set "family filter" to off! NSFW kind of scene.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x98maa_jessica-biel-topless-powder-blue...

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Whamo's picture

Happy Bday to Tone Loc as well. I mean where would the world be without us being able to grace all those club dance floors busting our best drunken moves to Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina?

*jumps up busts a couple drops while Kitty looks on in embarrassment for owner*

Tyroan's picture

HBD funny lady Julie Bowen! Please eat a birthday cake or two.

cabbagehead's picture

that's totally james marsden. matthew marsden is also a hottie, but that's not him. i thought they were related, but apparently not.

attention.whore's picture

Is that not James Marsden? Doesn't matter I'd hit it like a hammer anyway

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Whamo's picture

@ Weezy.....lol! You hor you, I do like your style though, if you're gonna go for it I guess Paris would be the place to "do" it :P

Happy Bday to Bud Bundy as well, Married with Children was a real ground breaker for the TV dysfunctional family. It blazed the trail and made it easier for other shows like Rosanne to get on the air I think. The thing I always liked about the Bundy's is while they all fought each other they would circle the wagons and stick up for each other if someone outside the family tried to fuck with them.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

Lee Radziwill looked like the Joker in last month's NYT Magazine feature. One too many facelifts.

allowing people in Paris to call her 'Princesse' without correcting them (she hasn't been one in decades) shows how insecure she still is

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:24am.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:22am.
Wait, that looks like James Marsden. Huh?

I don't care what his name is. Clearly he wants me to run away to Paris with him where we will do very dirty things to each others bodies. I mean, I can't be the only one who see that.

Yah, he hot.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:27am.

You obviously have never seen her emerge from the pool in "Summer Catch." Talll-ent!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:12am.

I bet Jessica Biel has a kid soon. First, everyone's doing it and, at 31, it's now or never. Second, she doesn't have a particularly active career now, does she? Third, it'll help squelch those nasty rumors about both their sexualities.

Yes, I agree...it's baby making time. Hopefully the baby making parts will activate!

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RandéSleepover's picture

Jamie Lynn Spears, 21, just got engaged to a 30-year-old dude. That seems like a big age swing till you realize her kid is 4. Oh, and they've been dating for 3 years, so it's cool.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:12am.

I bet Jessica Biel has a kid soon. First, everyone's doing it and, at 31, it's now or never. Second, she doesn't have a particularly active career now, does she? Third, it'll help squelch those nasty rumors about both their sexualities.
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I think she'll do it, at least partly to become a momtrepreneur, or whatever they call it. At 31, if she's languishing because of a lack of talent (as opposed to being an underrated, cult type actress) then it's never gonna happen. Maybe she'll try for a Jessica Alba type career.

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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:22am.
Wait, that looks like James Marsden. Huh?

I don't care what his name is. Clearly he wants me to run away to Paris with him where we will do very dirty things to each others bodies. I mean, I can't be the only one who see that.

Hekki's picture

Helllllloooo, handsome.

HB to Lee Radziwill and Ira Glass.

RandéSleepover's picture

I bet Jessica Biel has a kid soon. First, everyone's doing it and, at 31, it's now or never. Second, she doesn't have a particularly active career now, does she? Third, it'll help squelch those nasty rumors about both their sexualities.

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Lee Radziwill and Jackie Kennedy, the two coolest spoiled-rich-girl sisters ever. They even read books and knew shit and spoke other languages. HB Lee!

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