RiRi Wants To Have A Baby

March 2, 2013 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t already know from her 5,000 tweets about it, RiRi is back to boning on The Difficult Brown full-time and she tells Elle UK (via NYDN) that she wants to be with him forever and ever and she feels like they have a fresh new start. The “fresh new start” sounds like something straight out of a douche commercial and that’s pretty fitting. When talking about her single “Stay,” RiRi farted out something about how the song is about wanting to be with a bitch until the end and she definitely has that feeling for Chris Brown. It’s safe that she was also definitely fucked up on the wrong shit when she said it:

“‘Stay’ is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever. You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don’t want to let go of it. I would definitely say that he is the one I have that kind of relationship with. What we want is a great friendship that’s unbreakable. Now that we’re adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I’m thankful for that.“I have my own reasons, very very private reasons [for taking him back]. Very personal. A lot of things. Bottom line is – I know him. I had a lot to think about and I had a lot of time to think about it. I was trying to do this for myself.”

RiRi then said that she definitely wants to pussy pop out a baby someday and she stopped herself from saying that she wants to make one with The Difficult Brown, because even that ho knows not to go THAT far.

“Shall I say this? I will probably have a kid. [Who’ll be the father?] I can’t tell you that. It’s not my business. It’s God’s business.”

God’s business? So God is going to tell her coochie which dick to suck a load of baby batter from? Well, hopefully God points her in the direction of any dick that doesn’t belong to Chris Brown. I don’t know why she would want to have a baby with Chris Brown. Chris Brown is already a toddler and the worst kind of toddler. He gets pissed off at everything and instead of shitting himself while pounding his fists on the ground, he shits in your eye and then pounds his fists on your face. So why would she want to deal with two fist pounding toddlers at the same time?

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