RiRi Wants To Have A Baby
In case you didn't already know from her 5,000 tweets about it, RiRi is back to boning on The Difficult Brown full-time and she tells Elle UK (via NYDN) that she wants to be with him forever and ever and she feels like they have a fresh new start. The "fresh new start" sounds like something straight out of a douche commercial and that's pretty fitting. When talking about her single "Stay," RiRi farted out something about how the song is about wanting to be with a bitch until the end and she definitely has that feeling for Chris Brown. It's safe that she was also definitely fucked up on the wrong shit when she said it:
"‘Stay' is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever. You don't have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don't want to let go of it. I would definitely say that he is the one I have that kind of relationship with. What we want is a great friendship that's unbreakable. Now that we're adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and I'm thankful for that.“I have my own reasons, very very private reasons [for taking him back]. Very personal. A lot of things. Bottom line is - I know him. I had a lot to think about and I had a lot of time to think about it. I was trying to do this for myself.”
RiRi then said that she definitely wants to pussy pop out a baby someday and she stopped herself from saying that she wants to make one with The Difficult Brown, because even that ho knows not to go THAT far.
"Shall I say this? I will probably have a kid. [Who'll be the father?] I can't tell you that. It's not my business. It's God's business."
God's business? So God is going to tell her coochie which dick to suck a load of baby batter from? Well, hopefully God points her in the direction of any dick that doesn't belong to Chris Brown. I don't know why she would want to have a baby with Chris Brown. Chris Brown is already a toddler and the worst kind of toddler. He gets pissed off at everything and instead of shitting himself while pounding his fists on the ground, he shits in your eye and then pounds his fists on your face. So why would she want to deal with two fist pounding toddlers at the same time?
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Nine words: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and Recreational Drug Fetal Damage.
This woman has very low self esteem and ain't gonna get it back with Chris Brown. Sometimes it is appropriate to bitch slap someone and in this case it's Ri-Ri. Not from Chris...from her mama or auntie or anyone that cares for her beyond collecting money.
Tubal Ligation. Two more words to add to her vocabulary. This fantasy will not have a happy ending.
Submitted by Craigypants on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 5:04pm.
I dont understand why she is popular. She can't sing, can't dance and mediocre on every level. Drinks, smokes takes drugs the perfect role model.
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"It's not my business (who the father of my child is.)"
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I know it's stupid, but I just want to know how it ended with scaramouche (or whoever that last gf was) and how riri feels about it. wasn't chris juggling them both at the same time?
i'm superficially curious like that.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:40am.
No_stop_don't.....I think Rihanna is stuck at a certain mental age (possibly from some sort of abuse, or being pimped out at a young age), and that's why her comments always seem so bizarre. It's like she's growing into an adult physically, but menatally she's stunted. Britney Spears is a good example of this. It's like they are trapped at the age where the trauma started, and can't develop beyond that.
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or it could also be both are just plain dumb. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just speculating that both have below average IQs. The average IQ ain't nothin' to write home about either. So, yeah, there may have been trauma, probably was, and that's sad, but the reason they sound dumb? It's because they're dumb.
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I dont understand why she is popular.
She can't sing, can't dance and mediocre on every level. Drinks, smokes takes drugs the perfect role model.
She isn't mature enough to be a good mother. Sorry, but I don't see her willing to give up partying as hard as she does, anytime soon. Not to mention her apparent lack of taste when it comes to suitable baby daddy material.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:53am.
I don't think she's very pretty
I don't either. Her face only looks good in full makeup.
Submitted by seaturtle on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:29am.
I want to love RiRi. I feel bad for the girl. All of you calling her an idiot......have you never witnessed an abusive relationship before? These women have been taught all their lives that this behavior is normal. I've yet to meet a woman who stays with an abuser that jad a normal, loving childhood with a great father figure. It's a tough cycle to break, we all should know this.
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Thank you for this comment. It kind of worries me that there might women reading this who are in abusive relationships (or men), and when they read that people think Fist should smash RiRi's face in because she's stupid cunt and deserves it--well, I can't imagine it helps. The cycle of abuse is hard to get out of, but there is hope. Just because you're in a bad relationship doesn't mean you deserve to be hurt or ridiculed.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:02pm.
So anyway, I went to Toku restaurant on Long Island last night and really just get some of those delicious short ribs for takeout and as I'm waiting at the bar for my food to come a blonde sits down to chairs from me. She turns to look my way and it's WHITE OPRAH!
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Mani!!! You saw WO cruisn' zee bar? No WAY!
Did she flare her nostrils at you? Did she ask you to spot her a fiver?
So many questions! Come back so we can quiz you!
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Barbados. Thanks Hekki! Much more developed than Haiti. > Definitely stunted. Thanks Mel-Tang!
Prostitution allegations? Geez! Well...guess she's got serious probs.
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 4:37am.
Ah Glambert, I'm still touched. I have indeed known 2. For me, this women is not a C. She's a dumb fuck and messed up.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 7:08am.
Why does everyone keep saying she has nice legs? They're long, but shapeless as carrots. She has everyone fooled; she wouldn't wear such short skirts unless she had great legs, is that it? Gwyneth Paltrow has nice legs. Rihanna's are devoid of definition and tone. Skinny fat. Blecch
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I think she has a beautiful figure and great, toned legs. Gwyneth's legs sometimes look ok, but skinny. Her face has gotten too skinny and she now looks like her trainer, Tracy, which is NOT a good thing.
"What we want is a great friendship that's unbreakable."
Unlike your nose, you stupid little bitch. Get the hell out while you still can...
I read an article about her prostitution back home. Maybe she feels fist brown is her real "first". someone she willingly and tenderly had sex with. Ugh that explaines why she still considers him her savior and he gave her the greatest gift "true love sex" and he can do no wrong. She is in a stunted growth bubble and im sure having to see beyonce and jayz baby perfect world makes her yearn for that.
Mani, how could you hold your tongue? You should have asked her if she reads Dlisted...if she said no, you could have let her know she has a huge fan base here.....
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That's not her business, that's God's business??? Really? So, she's just going to bareback screw every dude she decides to get with and whoever the lucky sperm donor is is up to God? Nice. Is there no end to this ho's stupidity?
Was it God's business that bucktoothed creep rearranged her face for her?
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:02pm.
So anyway, I went to Toku restaurant on Long Island last night and really just get some of those delicious short ribs for takeout and as I'm waiting at the bar for my food to come a blonde sits down to chairs from me. She turns to look my way and it's WHITE OPRAH!
Maybe it was the lighting or the two drinks I had while waiting but really she didn't look that bad...I know, I know *shame face*. I didn't bother her but really if I had more time Mani would have tried to understand why she is so "misunderstood" at Motel 6. LOL!
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Too bad you don't carry a few packets of Equal like the old ladies do in your pockybook. You could a smudged some on your nostrils and started fidgeting, WO would've started a conversation with you just like that! lmao
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Two words: Law and Order. What a horrible example for girls and women everywhere. That said, getting out of an abusive relationship is harder than getting out of a relationship that was respectful.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:02pm.
So anyway, I went to Toku restaurant on Long Island last night
LOL! You missed a chance! Spring for a coupla drinks and think of the tales you could tell on DL...
It's odd that you don't see WO dating. She divorced numbnuts ages ago, yet she never seems to have a steady BF--let alone a new hubs with a steady income.
LOL Mani! You chickened out! Damn.
So anyway, I went to Toku restaurant on Long Island last night and really just get some of those delicious short ribs for takeout and as I'm waiting at the bar for my food to come a blonde sits down to chairs from me. She turns to look my way and it's WHITE OPRAH!
Maybe it was the lighting or the two drinks I had while waiting but really she didn't look that bad...I know, I know *shame face*. I didn't bother her but really if I had more time Mani would have tried to understand why she is so "misunderstood" at Motel 6. LOL!
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""‘Stay' is a story about having love that close and wanting it to last forever."
It WILL last forever...unfortunately, "forever" could only be a little while from now. I mean, when episodic TV writers can forecast the outcome, it's pretty obvious.
"You don't have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don't want to let go of it."
Yeah, those addictive relationships are really some overwhelmingly smothering shit. Kind of like Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.
I have a new theory....Rihanna is playing us all for fools. She's playing this whole returning-to-her-abuser thing to the hilt for the sole purpose of pissing people off....a giant FUCK YOU to her fans. She's not in love with Chris Brown; it's completely and totally fake. And he's in on it too.
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These comments are brilliant.
I don't think she's very pretty, I don't like her music, and I gave up caring about her well-being after she went back to the abuser. *returning to black coffee*
Why does this dumb twat continue to be glorified for her stupid choices and generic music?
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French Elle was always a hard core defender of women and children worldwide. Sent reporters all over the world to expose the abuse of women and children. I was excited when American Elle came out until I read it. It was superficial about women. Now publishing this ASININE interview with RiRi. WTH Elle?
Hekki, nice slice of reality. Nailed the situation.
No_stop_don't.....I think Rihanna is stuck at a certain mental age (possibly from some sort of abuse, or being pimped out at a young age), and that's why her comments always seem so bizarre. It's like she's growing into an adult physically, but menatally she's stunted. Britney Spears is a good example of this. It's like they are trapped at the age where the trauma started, and can't develop beyond that.
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Sorry to say it but is seems like the classic battered spouse syndrome, buying into the whole rationalization that "he did it because he loves me so much" & "no one else understands" BULLSHIT.
Batterers very rarely change although they may behave in a repentant way and have gaps between acting out to regain/maintain control of the relationship.
His rage issues are clearly still in full effect and she is completely NAIVE and FOOLISH to want anything to do with such a PROVEN LOSER.
Considering having a baby with him is INSANE.
REALITY CHECK: HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER. She is in danger as long as she is with him.
Sad but true.
That poor child.
Sadly, I don't think Rihanna was a virgin when she met Chris. If you believe the rumors, she was a teenage prostitute in Barbados. I don't know the particulars of her life story, but it isn't unlikely that she had been abused physically and sexually.
Barbados was a British colony. I went to boarding school with girls from a few different Caribbean/west Indian countries. The white ones were very wealthy, the black ones were scholarship students like me.
Just my experience, but the colonist kids were party kids and didn't see their parents very often. The scholarship sisters were excellent students, never got in trouble and were conservative. One is a doctor now.
When the Hekki clan went on a vacation to Barbados, we befriended a British kid whose grandmother's estate was next to the resort. He'd wander over to the resort because he had nothing else to do. We had a blast with him, but he was a fucked up lonely rich kid. He had some good weed though.
Her gods business amswer reminds me of when a teenager has their 1st real boyfriend with sex involved. No condoms,no birth control,she is just a vessel for his semen waiting for god to decide when their love is good/pure and deserving enough to hit her magical egg.i can hear him say "im your boyfriend im not wearing a fucken condom" and her seeing the whole birth control pill option as denying his love..sad its just her 1st real cherry popping boyfriend and like millions of tennagers around the world who have not even dated a real man,is just infatuated with him.
"Now that we are adults we can do this right." Huh? Since when is assault and battery deemed silly kid stuff? Did she really say this? Guessing she doesn't review the stuff that "they" both write and say publicly? Wow! I won't call her dumb because I sorta feel sorry for her. Is she from one of those underdeveloped, financially challenged, poor French/African islands and is just a poor uneducated kid who got lucky? Probably a stretch but I'm trying to figure out why she seems so mentally challenged. (We shouldn't care I'm sure.) She confuses private emotions with personal dignity. She spouts logic formed from a child perspective? She also seems to think little about how she treats her body though she calls it "happy with sexuality." Some of these countries are backwards in their treatment of women. Maybe she truly believes this is how relationships work if this is all she knows even with her world travels? (Grasping at straws.) I've volunteered in women's shelter and some of the women who go back are not afraid for their lives or their kids' because they honestly believe they are duplicitous in the abuse and they say the same stuff this girl does about "fight hard, love hard" volatile relationships. They confuse it with passion. Sadder now since RiRi is actually thinking about kids with him. Domestic abuse is a cyclical disease. He should know.
Ri-Ri is a very pretty girl, but her legs are, sorry, like stumps. There is no definition in them at all. The entire package, when presented right however, is lovely indeed.
And as far as her very personal reasons for staying with him? Trick, PLEASE!
He popped your Carribean cherry!
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Why does everyone keep saying she has nice legs? They're long, but shapeless as carrots. She has everyone fooled; she wouldn't wear such short skirts unless she had great legs, is that it? Gwyneth Paltrow has nice legs. Rihanna's are devoid of definition and tone. Skinny fat. Blecch.
The poor child will just wind up being a pawn in their sick game, much like Nala is with Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry.
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Yeah, not spending £4 to read about this whore.
I will have ZERO sympathy for her the next time Fist Brown beats her face in!
You NOW want to have a baby with that pile of shit? FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT!!! (I promised a member on here not to use the 'C-Word" anymore but sorry...Rihanna IS A STUPID CUNT!!!)
She is now as horrible as he is! (but of course NONE of this is any of our business even though Rihanna talks about it all 24/7 to magazines!)
I can only imagine how bad a millionaire offspring from these 2 FUCKED UP piles of trash would turn out!
Great idea, have a baby with your former abuser. Bring a child into an unstable environment, with two narcissistic parents fighting all the time, with possible drug/alcohol abuse, etc.
@jerseygirl17 - Feel better soon!
Regarding Riri: she does look lovely in those photos but I don't usually find her much more than "meh." As for her procreating with Fist Brown: that is terribly depressing. I do believe that abusers can SOMETIMES change but only with great humility, introspection and hard work. Fist has demonstrated none of those.
speaking as a truly non-religious person, it's so depressing and frustrating that a dumb heathen bitch like rhianna says that she'll leave it up to 'Gods will' if she has a child or not, when every pathetic, desperate attempt she makes to stay relevant and interesting is so blatentley against everything a truly religious person with a real respect for their God would do. STFU Rhianna and continue to be just be kinda pretty, and continue to make kinda tolerable songs because that's all you're good for.
Also I wonder if Law and Order will predict the future. Difficult Brown thinks he can get away with anything since he didn't go to prison for the whole girlfriend beating thing, and he thinks he's never done anything wrong. He totally would kill her and think he could just waltz away.
Submitted by Amgine263 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:30am.
I totally agree, I don't get why people say she's pretty. Yes, she has decent legs and butt, but her face is like the African American version of ANN Hathaway, weird mismatched features and a big mouth.
She didn't get there on talent OR beauty. She got to the top by blowing Jayzee, and now she stays there by pissing off the public and showing her ass all the time. She's boring.
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Let's all just ask God to make sure that the STDs those two have and the drugs they've done have rendered them sterile.
And nobody needs to really explain why this is a fucking stupid idea. Not only are both of them dumb as hammers, but he's abusive and she's an overgrown child-woman who has no idea what a real relationship is. No kid deserves their fuckery.
And even if they do break up, that just means that their fucking stupid parents are going to trot lots of identical sleazes in front of the kid. I know people talk about how they're young and shit, but they're also stupid and rich. They're not going to improve.
"I can't tell you that. It's not my business. It's God's business."
Uh, has someone explained to Riri what the connection between sex and babies is? It sounds like she didn't get that talk. Weirdest answer about having kids ever.
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This simple ho is famous for being beat up by her boyfriend and then getting back together with him, and then for having a nice legs and butt and showing it to everybody all the time.
Yes, I have riri fatigue. There are lots of women in the world with nice legs and butts.
She seriously has shit between her ears.
"You don't have that feeling with everybody so when you have it you don't want to let go of it."
The feeling of being punched must be what she's talking about.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Lol VOB! Hahaha. Everyone hates Andrea!
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Me too PHM..Kevin Hart just ate Maggie in a Walking Dead skit..
He should have eaten Andrea..:)
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See, I don't think Chris Brown is going to punch Riri anymore once she becomes the mother of his child. He's just gonna use the baby to beat the crap out of her...
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