Poor Bieby

March 2, 2013 / Posted by:

There’s nothing sadder than a baby beaver millionaire crying into his bottle of rum and tit leche, because his 19th birthday party was ruined!

E! News says that Justin Bieber threw himself a circus-themed birthday party at Cirque du Soir in London last night, but the whole thing busted like his loaded-diaper when some people in his entourage got into a fight with club security. The definition of hood rat stuff is Justin Bieber’s little friends throwing slaps at grown security dudes as clowns made balloon animals behind them. Next level gangsta shit. After the fight, Biebs threw a hissy fit, grabbed his friends including Jaden Smith and his rumored piece Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke (the trick in the red leather jacket) and left the club. #richwhitegirlproblems

Poor Lesbeaver. This would’ve never happened if he had his party at his first venue of choice: Chuck E. Cheese. At Chuck E. Cheese, when you get into a fight with security (aka the dude dressed like Chuck E.), you settle your beef in the ball pit where all beefs should be settled.

And here’s some pictures that make a strong case for sedating all Beliebers. They tried to eat him and they made him a cake that was probably made with their own panty pudding.

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