Vanilla Ice Did It Better
Looking like the last place winner of a kindergarten Vanilla Ice look-alike contest, the tampon string hanging out of Canada's cooch, Justin Bieber, went back to his hotel in London last night with his ass and nipples hanging out. There are so many things wrong with this.
Not only should those periwinkle-ass Thriller pants have never been born, but the Biebs needs to pull them up, because he's a big kid now! Mommy wow! Nobody wants to see his toddler ass hanging out ("Type for yourself" - Usher). And why is always hunched over like a perma-stoned ape who just had super sloppy butt sex and is trying to squat walk to the toilet before it's too late? And why is he always making faces like he's got serious menstrual cramps or like he knows he should've fingered the hole before taking more than the tip? That's the "I knew I shouldn't have bit off more than I can chew" face most newbie bottoms make.
On a positive note, at least I don't see any skid marks. He'll get that potty training diploma in no time.
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Looks like girly boy needs to have his baby sitter direct him to the bathroom where his big boy potty is.
He needs to move back home for a few months and then maybe his Mom can re-toilet train him. He is too big to still have poopy pants.
Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:26pm.
Vanilla Ice suddenly doesn't look too bad.
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Ya know, I was wondering who would want to copy Vanilla Ice. I know this kid is part owned by Usher so isn't his running around looking like a street junky instead of a thug-life hustler bad for Usher's image? Thought he had parents in his entourage? This kid looks worse every day. Don't remember Snoop looking this scraggy in his permanent pot haze. Beiber's gotta be up from the weed now and experimenting with meth, coke, or heroin. I lived thru DC 80s crack wars and he's starting to look like pipe crackies I saw everywhere. Especially with that facial scarring. Can't be good for his career but little kid fans will think that crap is teen acne.
The white briefs sticking out, LMFAO! But he definitely has his fans. Yesterday, the "16 and under" set was fainting in unison online that he'd turned 19 and was flashing hairless ass. PASSING THE EFF OUT, like he was total beefcake *dies* He has some muscle definition but he still looks like a tadpole, ahha
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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 5:36pm.
Am I the only one who gets a tingle in my special place for Rob van Winkle?
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I, too, must confess to wanting to stop, collaborate and listen with Mr. Van Winkle.
We may need to form our own support group. This isn't healthy. :(
I am so sick of these idiots that are still wearing their pants down over their asses. They look so fucking stupid.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
he reminds of the gangster guy in con-air who takes it from all the prisoners.
this wanna be gangster CANADIAN from the hood, is usher's hardest working hoe.
Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:28pm.
Usher is later seen discreetly sliding Justin a box of Correctol. Looks like he'll never be able to hang with the full-strength laxative dawgs.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vanilla Ice suddenly doesn't look too bad.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 5:58pm.
He always looks like he's ready for an ass rape.
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Maybe in 16 years or so, but for now he looks like he's ready to go pee-pee in the big boy potty...Almost.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He always looks like he's ready for an ass rape. Pull your pants up bitch, it's so yesterday. He is also looking a little worse for wear,too much purple dank and weed will do that, trust me!
Some one help that toddler, his pants are falling down, he's going to trip.
*concerned mother*
Am I the only one who gets a tingle in my special place for Rob van Winkle?
Well we always new he was a boy/man, but he looks like a baby/man here. Seriously , it's time to hire a stylist Dude! Preferably one who isn't stuck in the early 90's!
Obnoxious effeminate little turd.
And it looks like his abs were stray painted.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Seriously, what is his problem and are his enablers as mentally ill as they are greedy?
I really hate his Saved by the Bell haircut, somehow that lesbian haircut he started out with worked out better for him, or at least made him less punchable looking.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
I'm just glad Selena Gomez got away from that hot mess. Now she needs to stay the hell away. I have the serious hots for Latina women. She's way too good for that....thing.
He's trying to play the "I'm a hard assed boy from da streets" here. While it should be comical, the very sight of him makes my face feel hot, and I have a need to go beat the punching bag in the garages ass!
I really can't stand this runt. Thanks, Usher. thanks a lot.
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
I find it quite difficult to believe that there would be persons on this planet who do not despise this fucking little douche bag.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Someone needs to sit him down, watch Leif Garrett behind the music. Then watch him on celebrity rehab.
This is your future beibs.
he is a douche but he is way richer than Vanilla Ice was...he's worth more than 50 million i think...
So, one day I'm walking down the street and see this young lad about 1/2 block ahead, struggling to walk. He's swinging his legs out the side and around to the front and it's taking him forever to move along. A young girl is on his arm.
I'm thinking, that poor bastard...so young, such a shame to be so afflicted by whatever disease is causing his troubles, and what a lovely girl to be assisting him.
Yeah, then I get about 10 steps behind him and realize he's wearing his fucking pants like this douchenozzle up here. It took every fibre of my being not to sucker-trip the idiot. (And the girl was wearing a waist chain that was attached to her nose.)
GET OFF MY LAWN!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Pull up yo damn pants Fetus McBeibus!!!!
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Zack Morris in Zack Attack did it better honey!
Usher is later seen disrcreetly sliding Justin a box of Correctol. Looks like he'll never be able to hang with the full-strength laxative dawgs.
That whole pants sitting below the ass thing is prison code for bottom bitches who are ready to get plowed. I wonder if he and every ghetto thug is aware of this.
...not to mention that he looks drugged-up in the pictures
all jokes aside, i think this idiot is done.
he got famous too early, lost contact with reality and now he's just a trainwreck in making. in a year or two, he'll be just a regular has-been with loads of money, a drug addiction, and without a reason to live.
and his biggest problem is his looks. he has a feminine face and feminine body, so he's trying to butch it up at all cost with douchebag clothes, lame tattoos, that earring...
Did she have a mastectomy??
Where the fuck are this douchebag's parents? Seriously? Does he have no family who care about him to take him aside and tell him he looks like a stupid wigger?
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"If it was sea jasper, we all know it was our favorite ethics professor." LaChaylo
Saw this on another site
This clown is a wigger.
Don' think he realizes he's only pleasing tweens and that everyone else is laughing at him.
What's with his bizarre ape-like posture and gait?
Another Chris Brown in the making.
Goodness, aside from looking like a total douche, he also seems so fucking dumb. And being 19 is no excuse either. There's not a whole lot going on upstairs. I still pity the fool because he's the type of celeb who's gonna get majorly mangled and taken advantage of by his handlers because he lacks savvy and intelligence.
Stop! Collaborate & listen!!
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
He looks stoned out of his mind, been smoking the good stuff. His attire looks as if he just left a bathroom stall where he got fucked and is still on cloud nine.
This lil punk thinks hes sooo sexy, look at the faces he makes. It's disgusting. And I really wished there woulda been a shit stain on his underwear.
He moves like neanderthal...all because he has to to keep those pants up. So ridic! All hunched over looking like a little monkey with his wee little muscles and his little tighty whiteys.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:07pm.
"Crackie will represent herself..."
*faints from laughter* omg, Ophelias, from your lips (keyboard?) the the ears of every deity in this universe and beyond. i think i really would have to wear an adult diaper while watching that
/once again, DAMN YOU MICHAEL LOHAN!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ugh, what a swarmy little punk.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:07pm.
Off Topic: Since the world is a fucked up place, he may have fucked up on purpose to get Blohan off (legally, not the nice way).
doesn't quite work that way, GG. there is a lot of "misinformation" stated here and in the gossip media* about the specific legal requirements for ordering mistrials and standards for appeal based on ineffective assistance of counsel. a lot... ;-)
Daddy Lohan has come forward (insert Home Alone shocked face here) to offer to get a good lawyer for her. oy. Everything is a three ring circus with these people. She has a right to get rid of her lawyer but has to come up with someone by March 18th when her trial starts. That's a sufficient amount of time to find somebody and if she doesn't .. too bad, so sad. Crackie will represent herself.. even her vodka soaked ass would do a better job than Cousin Vinny I'm sure.
No shirt on, ass hanging out...wtf is wrong with this kid?! He'll sport no pants either real soon.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I STILL dont believe that she will face any adversity from all of this...cunt will get off.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
lil' biebs- "yo, i be keepin it so rill an all dat"
@ GG -- anything is possible, but there are specific checklists and statute and case law standards that have to be followed in those types of things. the defendant does not just get to send an attorney to make a sob story argument in front of an appeal judge while she whines and flashes her sagging tits. getting that reversal really is not as easy as one may think...
that said, if there is a conviction instead of a plea she is going to appeal any adverse judgment and she can ask the court to stay her sentence while the appeal is pending...i hope the court doesn't do that if the case gets there
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm hoping that this dinglebiscuit is walking the way he is due to repeated and relentless kicks to the crotchbone. At least, that is what I choose to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIEVE!
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Thank you FOxxy! Me no speak legalese.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:07pm.
Off Topic: Since the world is a fucked up place, he may have fucked up on purpose to get Blohan off (legally, not the nice way).
doesn't quite work that way, GG. there is a lot of "misinformation" stated here and in the gossip media* about the specific legal requirements for ordering mistrials and standards for appeal based on ineffective assistance of counsel. a lot... ;-)
*not you, MK - MK gets the legal stuff right almost all of the time
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Off Topic: Since the world is a fucked up place, he may have fucked up on purpose to get Blohan off (legally, not the nice way).
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012