Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Ben Affleck’s Butt Chin

March 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck took a pair of clippers to his bushy man beard in the hallway of a post-Oscars party right after he won for Argo, because he saw it as his lucky charm and he didn’t need it anymore. Ben Affleck also shaved that thing, because do you know how annoying and hard it is to wash out the crotch juices of your side pieces from your beard in a gas station bathroom before you go home? It’s the worst. So Ben Affleck shaved his beard off and showed off his freshly shaven face in L.A. yesterday.

Finally, Ben Affleck is letting his glorious butt chin be great. I don’t even care that he didn’t wax that shit completely, because I like a little butt chin stubble. Don’t you just want to squirt a little pina colada lube on his butt chin and lick it off? The Town was his greatest work, because watching his butt chin rub against Blake NotSoLively’s butt chin was like watching two bossy bottoms bump b-holes.

And Ben is working those plugs!

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