OctoMom Is Off The Rails Again, But Was She Ever ON The Rails To Begin With?
TMZ has a video from last year of an obviously plastered OctoMom cackling like a hyena on helium in a hotel room before checking herself into rehab. In the video, OctoMom is losing whatever mind she has left and going full Taylor Armstrong by hysterically laughing while rolling around on the bed. It's like something you'd find in one of the rooms at the dance academy in Suspiria. It's a nightmare. Shortly after that video was shot, OctoMom checked herself into rehab, checked out and told everyone she was one hundred percent clean. But apparently, she isn't.
TMZ says that OctoMom has traded her love of pills for her love of weed. Octo got her weed card and has been toking up all day, every day. Octo's friends say that smoking the good shit has opened up the beast and she's acting insane again. They're afraid that if she's always high, she won't be able to take care of her child army. Last month, Octo's crazy ass called her son's school in a panic, because he didn't make it home and she was convinced the bus didn't drop him off. The school talked to the bus driver who said that he saw Octo pick her son up from the bus stop with his own eyes. The good shit must've eaten away the part of her brain that controls her short-term memory, because ho forgot about picking her son up from the bus stop. He was in his room the entire time.
That shit reminds me of that hilariously sad moment on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when Taylor Armstrong didn't know where her daughter was. A drunk as shit Taylor called up Kyle to say that she couldn't come to the unveiling of Kim's nose, because some rich dude was taking her on an overnight trip. Kyle was taking care of Taylor's daughter Kennedy at the time, so she asked, "So I guess I'll just keep Kennedy overnight." Taylor then said something like, "Oh, she's with you?" The dumb bitch didn't know where her daughter was!
Obviously, Taylor and OctoMom should open up a daycare center together.
If I had 14 kids to feed, clothe and take care of, I'd have a weed mask permanently strapped to my face and I'd lose them all the time. A week wouldn't go by without me saying, "Hey, where's #12? I left him back at the supermarket? Ugh, I'm not going to drive all the way back there. He'll be fine, it's about time he make it on his own anyway." But that's why I don't have 14 kids!
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Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:38pm.
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
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I live in California. You speak the truth. I want to lynch this bitch, but then her litter will end up in foster care, and I'ld be paying for that too. I also would like to skin alive the doctor who allowed this to happen.
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Problem is...there are a lot of Nadya's. I mean...she's like the poster child and no one has as many fucked up kids as she does, but there are an awful lot of people around now who have nothing going in their lives and have kids. For a lot of people, it's the best paying gig out there. I totally believe in a social safety net, but it's gone too far. Two years ago, more than half the kids born, were born ON to welfare. So these weren't parents who had fallen on hard times looking for help. These were people who were not pregnant, got pregnant and stayed pregnant with the plan on raising their kids on welfare from the get go.
While there is a lot to complain about from corporations and the rigged system beating the middle class down, I've got to say that this is probably the biggest reason for the gap between rich and poor. Considering that kids raised on welfare are almost guaranteed to grow up and be on welfare themselves, that means America is guaranteed to have a more people on welfare in 18 years than off.
How in the hell did she get a weed card????
I saw that RHOBH episode too. None of those bitches should be ragging on the other, because they are ALL off their rockers. But you do have to be a special kind of hot mess to not know who has your kids, and jet off with a strange man.
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Mental ilness is no joke. And the lesson learned here is....fertility docs need to implement stricter profiling before implanting embryos into a crazy loon. And it seems 12 implanted embryos cost a MD license..but no jail time!
Dr. Kamrava should be deemed financially viable for that entire family. Two sicks fucks can do alot of damage to this world!
Anita Bidet:
I agree with Osage.....why the anger?
Can't we all state our opinions here?
That's just fucking great. We have to pay for her big ass litter of kids and now we are paying for her to kick back and get wasted too? WE are going to be stuck paying for those kids no matter what. If she keeps them she's never getting off welfare. If they go in foster care that's going to cost us too. She is just a sucubus who has created a huge drain on society that is going to last for far longer than 18 years, WE'll be paying for their incarceration in jail or mental hospitals or even worse when they start getting knocked up at the ripe old age of 12 or 13. This is just a complete clusterfuck and that idiot doctor that did this is just as insane as she is.
These irresponsible types are the base of the Democratic party. Get them reliant upon government handouts and you take away their motivation to improve their lot in life. Very sad state of affairs.
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stfu asshole
The reason for Nadya Suleman's behavior is quite simple. She doesn't want those kids, she wishes she'd never had them, she wants them to go away. So, by acting like a crazy ass she achieves her end goal which is to get the kids taken away by CPS. Suleman can't imagine having to deal with these kids one minute longer, let alone the next 15 years minimum. She wants the state to take those kids away and then she'll disappear and start over. She knows that she cannot support them and that she'll always be broke financially for as long as the kids are in the picture. She WANTS this.
Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 4:48pm.
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Me too! Susperia was such an eerie movie but awesome at the same time. Great score by Goblin too.
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Lmao MK, you and your kid stories, hahaha
I'm sorry but the first thought I had looking at her mouth open like that was Lamprey monster.
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Submitted by jim on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:38pm.
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
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I live in California. You speak the truth. I want to lynch this bitch, but then her litter will end up in foster care, and I'ld be paying for that too. I also would like to skin alive the doctor who allowed this to happen.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:38pm.
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
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fuckin Arkansas... bring it.
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Yeah, it's cheap to live in AR. And if you're into gun nutjobs, low IQs, racism, fundamentalist religion, and fat people everywhere, it's a paradise.
I think that jag off fertility doctor ought to pay child support. I think that every time I see this crazy bitch. He never should have taken cash from a woman getting disability payments. He had to know she was single, crazy, and had six other kids. There are plenty of loser mothers out there, but they usually don't have six or more kids pop out at a birth. Twice.
CPS will have blood on their hands soon, mark my words.
This bitch is a hot mess, she is in no condition to be looking after 14 kids, get them outta there and into a home where they will at least have a chance, otherwise they will grow up, probably end up in jail,cost the taxpayer more cash and be a burden on society for the rest of their lives. The doctor who knocked up this bitch with 8 fucking kids should be deregistered.
Unfortunately she is giving the good shit a bad reputation.
Love Suspiria.
Hate Octomom.
Seeing her trapped in a room filled with sharp wire would not be a bad thing.
My Mom is a retired Juvenile Probation Officer and she hated working with CPS. She would try to report families all the time and they would tell her, as long as the child's basic needs are being met there is nothing they can do. Kids can be living in complete filth and have to cook their own food, but as long as they have a roof over their head, food to eat, and they don't have excessive absentees from school, they can't get involved.
I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT...I LIKE TO FUCK AND SUCK AND SMOKE A JAY JAY.......
this woman is a menace...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:56pm.
That was really sweet ♥
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omg I know riiiiiiiiiiightttttttttt???????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:47pm.
PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR NUTS.
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That was really sweet ♥
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
maybe i zuk yo dick?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:38pm.
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
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LIVE WITH ME JIM, JERSEY HAS LESS SALES TAX PLUS YOU CAN TAKE THE BUS TO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR NUTS.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:38pm.
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
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fuckin Arkansas... bring it.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
MUST BE NICE TO DO SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHILE US TAX PAYERS ARE FLIPPING THE FUCKING BILL! THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALREADY HAS COST THIS BROKE ASS STATE ALSMOST 10 MILLION DOLLARS? THIS STATE IS FUCKED AND ALTHOUGH THE BEST CLIMATE IN THE WORLD I'M GETTING READY TO GET THE FUCK OUT!
ANY IDEAS WHERE I CAN GO AND NOT BE TAXED TO DEATH, PAY 4.50$ FOR GAS AND 11% SALES TAX AND SOMEWHERE THAT STILL HAS NATY LIGHT 30 PACKS FOR 12 BUCKS?
Feel so bad for the children. 14 kids with no father and her for a mom. I just don't see CPS keeping them all together and I just feel separating them will mess them up even more.
Just Sad all the way around.
Oh no, she's not putting shit in her lips! Save that money ho and feed your damn kids on YOUR dime!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@louise_brooks, how dare you insult Marilyn Manson! He is a fresh daisy compared to this crature.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Osage Okie on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:05pm.
and they wonder why california is broke.. paying for a woman who irresponsibly has 234832872 children and paying for her legal weed. fantastic. bravo bravo
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These irresponsible types are the base of the Democratic party. Get them reliant upon government handouts and you take away their motivation to improve their lot in life. Very sad state of affairs.
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I hear that, totally agree. It's sad that America has come to be where you hold your hand out and everything is given to you. hell even christmas presents are given as handouts.. ridic.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:05pm.
and they wonder why california is broke.. paying for a woman who irresponsibly has 234832872 children and paying for her legal weed. fantastic. bravo bravo
::Judge Judy voice:: that's some country we live in Byrd. It's staggering the amount of defendants on social assistance that have medical weed and/or are on disability and are always promising they were going to repay with their big fat tax cheque. You could start you're own drinking game watching Judge Judy.
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HAHA! judge judy sure would blow her lid if she heard a case with this woman. even judge mathis is on that whole tax refund check. :) never give to anyone who promises to repay with their tax refund !
Submitted by princesspoppy: "MK that made my skin crawl when Taylor didn't know where her kid was. I was yelling at Kyle to ask Taylor, "where did you think she was!?" because I think Taylor forgot she even had a daughter. She tried to cover it as a hand-off issue. my ass."
Rarely watch that shitshow but I caught that moment. Jesus Christ. That was horrifying. You have ONE kid. It's not that hard to keep track of one.
Lol at the Susperia reference . That movie scared the hell out of me.
I remember channel 9 showing the ads
For the movie during Creature Feature. Not the shit to watch late at night before bed!
She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson.
no sane person has 14 kids...so this nut job has been crazy from the womb....and don't have 14 all by yourself...no words for Octo...she is too far gone for me to really care anyhow.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:34pm.
awww, somebody's taking their new identity out for a Friday afternoon test drive...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'mm sure the Duggars would be happy to have more farm hands.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:19pm.
I gotta get to Cali! I need some of that super strong weed that can make you forget where you left your own kid.
Snowy.. Can I hitch a ride? :)
*foxxy rushes to sign up for the "fence in california!" movement* um, we're out of weed for the season. no weed for you! Next!
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:05pm.
and they wonder why california is broke.. paying for a woman who irresponsibly has 234832872 children and paying for her legal weed. fantastic. bravo bravo
::Judge Judy voice:: that's some country we live in Byrd. It's staggering the amount of defendants on social assistance that have medical weed and/or are on disability and are always promising they were going to repay with their big fat tax cheque. You could start you're own drinking game watching Judge Judy.
Oh I'm sure she's on rails too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:34pm.
Osage Okie: you lost?
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No, why?
OMG MK that Suspiria reference!! I bet you are an interesting person to talk to. And there's nothing wrong with blazing some dank shit, hell I do it before master degree classes, but this ho is on another level
Osage Okie: you lost?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Haha Snowy I was thinking the same thing. I once forgot where I was while on my way home, but it came back to me after a minute.
MK that made my skin crawl when Taylor didn't know where her kid was. I was yelling at Kyle to ask Taylor, "where did you think she was!?" because I think Taylor forgot she even had a daughter. She tried to cover it as a hand-off issue. my ass.
She is doing everything she can think of, short of killing them, to convince authorities to take the kids off her hands.
How loud do the cries for help have to be?
Bonnie Franklin, the mom in "One Day at a Time" just passed away of pancreatic cancer.
I loved that show growing up.
Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:05pm.
and they wonder why california is broke.. paying for a woman who irresponsibly has 234832872 children and paying for her legal weed. fantastic. bravo bravo
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These irresponsible types are the base of the Democratic party. Get them reliant upon government handouts and you take away their motivation to improve their lot in life. Very sad state of affairs.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:19pm.
I gotta get to Cali! I need some of that super strong weed that can make you forget where you left your own kid.
Snowy.. Can I hitch a ride? :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Snowpiece, a friend of ours bought some that left him "comatose" on the lazyboy. His wife called to make fun of him and said she hoped that he wouldn't shit himself while in that state.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Those kids are going to be a burden on us Californian's. Either supporting them, or being mugged or broken into by them.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I gotta get to Cali! I need some of that super strong weed that can make you forget where you left your own kid.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19