Hot Slut Of The Day!
On last night's Project Runway, the deeezigners had to create outfits for a bunch of seasoned beauties and one of those seasoned beauties was the best thing that has happened to that show in years: SHERYL! Sheryl was Kate's client and she didn't get much screen time, but when she did she filled my ears with the greatest wisdom ever told.
At the beginning of the challenge, Sheryl and Kate sat down to talk about what kind of outfit Sheryl would look and that's when Linda Evans' beauty icon and my new favorite philosopher delivered this extremely important piece of advice that everyone should follow.
That should be in every fortune cookie. This is everyone's life motto! This is the truth! This is the gospel! Kate said that she laughed at Sheryl's advice and didn't want to tell Sheryl that she's engaged to her high school boyfriend. Dump him! Dump the ring! Be a slut! Sheryl has spoken and she knows the way.
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Next stop for this oldie: stripes of real blue hair! Tatt next year on the agenda. I found my inner slut years ago when I met my second husband.
PR is great this year. Love the drama of the teams.
Every episode, I think: "Surely Daniel Esquivel's mustache will be HSOTD tomorrow..."
She does look like that hag, Jan Brewer.
I'm not convinced this isn't Jan Brewer.
If only I could.
are we analyzing project runway? great!
i'm glad benjamin is gone. he was too much talking and too little designing.
and michelle? what the fuck??? her own designs are pretty average, so why does she hate patricia so much? yeah, pat fucked up that dress but the previous weeks she did some pretty good garments.
and i'm happy zac posen wasn't there. just when i thought nothing could be more fake than michael kors and then... why, hello there, zac posen's hyperfake smile!
Benjamin reminded me of Blue Suede. They try too hard or something.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 2:16pm.
oh honey for those festivities i'd grow a plant in my backyard with just your name on it ! ;-)
like i said a couple of weeks ago i SO wish you, GG, VOB and i were in the same time zone so we could watch at the same time! xo ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 2:16pm.
LOL, sucky
well i smoke like a fiend to deal with heavy flow days so i think you're already on my healing program
i betcha you'll see Benjamin again - as you know they always bring someone back during the final weeks, and he made an impression on the producers and viewers ...
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well honey that fruit basket made quite an impression on me, honey when is your PR viewing party you have to invite us honey, we'll bring lots of tampons for you ladies
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOL, sucky
well i smoke like a fiend to deal with heavy flow days so i think you're already on my healing program
i betcha you'll see Benjamin again - as you know they always bring someone back during the final weeks, and he made an impression on the producers and viewers ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 2:05pm.
@ sucky-- lmao, rub Daniel's belly! nooooooo, can't say i considered that. i want to go salsa dancing with him!!!
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omg honey.....that is really PERFECT.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
hmm I want my Benjamin back now....didn't he have one of the highest scores last week? hmm.....this is an uncomfortable feeling for me, like when you ladies have your heavy flow days.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
GG -- lol, sorry about my butchered sentence structure. i know why you call her circle girl :-)
@ sucky-- lmao, rub Daniel's belly! nooooooo, can't say i considered that. i want to go salsa dancing with him!!!
yes, good point about the foreshadowing...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, I call her CircleGirl because she has these god awful colored in circles on her lower arms. Next time shes in the work room look below her elbows.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:35pm.
gurrl, i agree that Daniel will take it, but Stanley worries me. they are very evenly matched
well, i wear a thc patch at all times, so it may be that for me too, but it seems that this season the production has chosen 2-3 designers per episode who get "interview focus" with name subtitles - maybe that is helping those of us in the stoner viewing community keep people straight, lmao! also, i enjoy making up nicknames for these people too much to learn names until now ;-)
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ugh honey our heart just hurt a little for Benjamin, we will miss that super nasal voice and accent.
and yes honey the interview focus usually foreshadows who will be on the bottom and who will be in the top, like honey did you notice that TU (aka pink TuTu) was barely featured in the early episodes and his presence is steadily growing, oh who cares, just give it to Daniel and that hypnotizing mustache already! (do you want to rub Daniel's belly?)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:18pm.
gurrl, i agree that Daniel will take it, but Stanley worries me. they are very evenly matched
well, i wear a thc patch at all times, so it may be that for me too, but it seems that this season the production has chosen 2-3 designers per episode who get "interview focus" with name subtitles - maybe that is helping those of us in the stoner viewing community keep people straight, lmao! also, i enjoy making up nicknames for these people too much to learn names until now ;-)
i've wondered why, as GG calls her, "circle girl" [Michelle ? the gawdawful salmon and blue floating monstrosity last night; albino's teammate [bye albino]] has been featured so much. the producers are giving her a LOT of face time for some reason. any ideas? way too many cute gheys in that studio for her to be the cattiest and funniest bitch in that room!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's maybe the one thing that I look forward to about getting teh olds. The absolutely no fucks to give attitude. None. Nada. Zip.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:18pm.
oh HONEY! my heart jumped when he received those positive reviews! i think he really needed to hear that this week because his confidence was clearly wavering and the vultures in the sewing room were starting to notice...
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Yes honey!!! The vultures I know, I bet the lot of them were jealous from the START since he's been strong since the beginning. What is that one chick's name who HATES Patricia? She really needs to stop being such a bitch to Patricia's Native American Indian chic.
and ladies, it could be the weed talking, but we have noticed this season that the designers points of view and identities have been defined quite early and we suspect that the team aspect may have something to do with it, usually when we watch a season of PR, we won't know who anyone is or really remember anyone's name until like the 5th episode, but this season we know everyone honey, we know them all and we KNOW DANIEL WILL TAKE THE WHOLE THING LADIES, WE HAVE A "WOMEN'S INTUITION" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LADIES.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:07am.
oh HONEY! my heart jumped when he received those positive reviews! i think he really needed to hear that this week because his confidence was clearly wavering and the vultures in the sewing room were starting to notice...
GG, you know i loove him and he's my pick to win!
though Stanley and bald Tyler Perry got skillz too [still don't understand how they won with that fugly Miranda Lambert 1999 bebe holiday collection dress though]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This is a WISE WISE woman!
FOxxy dont be spreading the maluk on my boyfriend Designer Dali. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sucky.. My HOR.N is in the shop. I'll be there with bells on.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
ETA for TCH Permapatch
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 1:03pm.
@ Sucky. OH HONEY! YOU GRAB MARK KELLER
I'LL GET PAYRICIA. MEET YOU AT THE TRUCK STOP.
YOU KNOW!! MY FaVORITE.
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OLOLLO RIGHT OFF THE TURNPIKE! Honk your horn 3 times when you're ready honey, I'll wet wipe our favorite stall.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:07am.
yaaaaassssss, sucky! whooo so glad he rebounded. told GG i was afraid he was going to go the way of Bert!
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yes honey! Our lady Mizz Zacharia Posanna really hit the nail on the head when she said "It's become referential" it really made him get back on track, were you just as happy as I when Nina said "WELCOME BACK!!"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
@ Sucky. OH HONEY! YOU GRAB MARK HELLER
I'LL GET PATRICIA. MEET YOU AT THE TRUCK STOP.
YOU KNOW!! MY FaVORITE. YOU KNOW CRACKEN AND HELLER
KNOW ALL ABOUT TEAMS AND TRUCK STOPS.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Preach, sister.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 12:23pm.
Patricia: I've been on the top lots of times. Don't worry.
Every good slore upon hearing those words knows its time to run...
Run fast. Even if the shoes are opened toes. Heidi asked Sheryl : Do you like
Your dress. Sheryl didn't answer for a second.. And Heidi gave her senior moment face. Sheryl shot back: Of course I do. I wouldn't be standing here if I didn't.
:: slow hors take notes.
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and honey did you see how pissed those other two bitches were when they didn't win the whole fucking thing and they blamed Patricia, well honey everyone on that challenge forgot they were on a team, EVERYONE, no one was truly helping out another (Benjamin honey was giving some kind of pep talk here and there but he needed to step in with the design and fabric issues, let's be real ok?), the whole thing almost came off like an individual challenge.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Patricia: I've been on the top lots of times. Don't worry.
Every good slore upon hearing those words knows its time to run...
Run fast. Even if the shoes are opened toes. Heidi asked Sheryl : Do you like
Your dress. Sheryl didn't answer for a second.. And Heidi gave her senior moment face. Sheryl shot back: Of course I do. I wouldn't be standing here if I didn't.
:: slow hors take notes.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I loved this episode. I don't know about being a "slut" because the price can get a little high emotionally and physically. But she was awesome. They all were. I think what she was saying is just live your life.
Joan Rivers was on last night too, and I love her. She has a great quote that I need to paraphrase: "I've been alive for 75 years and I don't even know where the time went. It all goes by so quickly. If you don't do what you want to do with your life now, then you're a damn fool!"
Those are words to live by.
I wish I could know the age of the Black lady who wore the blue pantsuit. She was definitely up there in age but she looked FABULOUS. Her body was killer.
Great episode..they should do more like it.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:37am.
Jesus. Act your age, lady. No one wants to see open-toed heels on an 80-year-old.
Rande, i have to admit that i averted my eyes a couple of times last night when the cameras panned down to some of the ladies' ankle and foot situations... yikes!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
People totally discount how difficult it is to be a good slut....it takes prep time, text time, glove compartment provisions....its a helluva job!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:47am.
and good for Daniel E. being back on top, ladies! We like him and that collar! Who could take their eyes off it, ladies??????
yaaaaassssss, sucky! whooo so glad he rebounded. told GG i was afraid he was going to go the way of Bert!
Stanley ruled that shizz last night. though how he misjudged that inseam so badly is a mystery
somehow i missed this life directive last night. but i always am somewhat befuddled when people say "when they get old" they are going to say or do x, y, and z. i suggest they read VOB's signature a few times and follow Sheryl's advice... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I worked with this little old lady who looked so prim and proper, but when I got to know her, I found out that she was quite the hot slut in her 20's--engaged to two men at the same time (and didn't end up marrying either one of them), posed for Playboy AND worked at the original Playboy Club in Chicago. Somewhere along the way she managed to move to Dallas, marry herself some money and do the whole housewife/stay at home mom thing. When her kids were grown, she went out and got a job so she had something to do. I knew I loved her when she told one of the VP's of the company we worked for to kiss her ass in front of about 20 people. As far as I'm concerned, she did life right. I miss you, Ms. B!
when I'm 80 (if I make it that far) I'll wear whatever the hell I damn well please. and if the whippersnappers don't like it they can get off my lawn
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Jesus. Act your age, lady. No one wants to see open-toed heels on an 80-year-old.
Submitted by purin on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:29am.
MK you have no idea how much I love you. I was questioning my own sluttiness when I woke up.
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*as three circus clowns leave purin's bed*
That's what Nana Lohan taught Donata Melina Nicolette.
And see what happened? Take that advice with a salt tablet. .
MK you have no idea how much I love you. I was questioning my own sluttiness when I woke up. This is a sign from above
Old folks say the funniest things. When I worked at a hospital in college, this little old lady called the snotty nurse a "fork-tongued, little devil". It had me in stiches.
slut I didn't see this yet!
Comments like this one are why I love you so much, Michael K.: ". . . but when she did she filled my ears with the greatest wisdom ever told."
Spry old folks on reality shows I would bet are pre-fed lines. But they're good lines.
and good for Daniel E. being back on top, ladies! We like him and that collar! Who could take their eyes off it, ladies??????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Aw I missed it!!! Slutty old ladies are fun. :)
Yeah..... by that age it's nice, because you can not give a fuck about anything, and get away with it. Very liberating, I'm sure.
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RIMADYL KILLS
YES HONEY! HOW HOT WAS SHE! We are also a little embarrassed to admit that we had a tiny crush on Benjamin and was shocked and saddened to see him go. Bug face should've absolutely gone home because at least Benjamin's client LOVED her aqua blue sausage casing, the hippy was lukewarm on her shit. We also loved Benjamin's client, what a totally sweet lady, my goodness, there were some very sweet, sunny, sassy and SALTY ladies on Project Runway last night!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I didn't know Project Runway was still on. But I do like that skirt.
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