The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 1st!

Katie Holmes says she is shocked, simply shocked that a sex tape of her and Tom Cruise has been released to the public. = dementa

Runners-up:

Whatever happened to Natasha Lyonne you ask? Well she's being used in the secret military intelligence committee to test enhanced interrogation techniques. - daisy100

Yes...like most people they would rather have a cattle prod stuck up their butt by some dick head then have to sit through watching Liz and Dick a second time. - Mani6

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by blueblueblue on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:56pm.

Patrick Stewart just realized his girlfriend's a gold-digger. It's either an infusion of cash or he's trying to get his gold back.

Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:06pm.

Thanks veryoldbat just saw your comment- she's actually a chihuahua/schnauzer/Jack Russell mix!

Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:54am.

thanks MK, muah! nyc misses you.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:47am.

Dementa, congrats. I couldn't stop laughing.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:38am.

WHEE! Thanx guys!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 9:46am.

LOL dementa! congrats to dailsy♥♥♥ and Mani!! good ones

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:15pm.

Homer Simpson finds a way to pull Lindsay's head out of her ass.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:13pm.

LOL Skeebazzz,,,
Love the Corgi..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:22pm.

Seth McFarlane's follow-up to "We Saw Yer Boobs" was titled "We Clawed Your Boots". Surprisingly, it was more favorably received.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:13pm.

Yes...like most people they would rather have a cattle prod stuck up their butt by some dick head then have to sit through watching Liz and Dick a second time.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:06pm.

Charlie Sheens vivid mentoring program. He won't lay a finger on you. Winning.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 9:14pm.

Looks like Kayne is taking this parenting thing seriously. He has already created a puppet show so he can show his son where babies come from.

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by daisy100 on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 6:41am.

If you wish to be more like Gwyneth Paltrow, come to Area 51 to get a stick up your ass.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:19am.

Leave it to the Japanese to somehow blend the Kardashians and Area 51 into a bizarre new grooming trend.

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 11:44pm.

Casper shows JLo how he likes it...

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...the end

Submitted by H321 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 10:24pm.

In the screening process, Nicole and Katie never made it past Level X. But this time, there will be no exceptions.

Submitted by chinchilla on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 7:17pm.

that's Area 52

Submitted by chrees on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:56pm.

Dr. Horrible has ways of making you sing for his blog.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 6:55pm.

After 49 sauce took off, they tried to market 51 sauce, but it just never was embraced outside of Rick Santorum's inner circle.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:25pm.

LiLo really does like to take other peoples' stuff and shove it up her ass.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:22pm.

On Mars most people just get "probe-ation" for criminal offences.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:20pm.

Ok...how many fingers?
Uhh...I don't know! Two?
WRONG ANSWER! *buzzing noise*

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:17pm.

Wow...this Total Transformation workshop for parents of unruly kids is better that I thought.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:08pm.

Khloe Kardashian will try anything to get pregnant.

Submitted by ijustcant on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:04pm.

The making of stepford Katie 2.0

Submitted by jilliciousness on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 9:28am.

On the scene of Octo-Mom's next video.

Submitted by phungi on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 8:38am.

Shocking, never-before-seen scenes from "Game Change" reveal what happened when Sarah Palin replaced John McCain's pencil with a drumstick

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 2:24am.

Aw...........A-Roid and Madonna are back together..

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:20am.

This is a good place for a stick-up!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:15am.

As a fan of Area 51, this is right up my alley!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 1:05am.

Turns out Googles iProbe was only a favorite among stalkers.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 11:44pm.

Aliens intercepted a deep space transmission of Liz & Dick, and declared war on all those who made it.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:16am.

Jodi Hairy-ass sets her sights on the Death Star.

Submitted by Homeless J on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:04am.

Ah, Mr. President? The Jedi Mind Meld seems to be working ..."

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:40pm.

Dam you Priceline.com!
Dam you William Shatner & Kaley Cuoco!

Butt thankyou Gene 'Rod In My Berry'

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:27pm.

This is the visual description of how Lindsey's new lawyer is doing regarding her legal woes. Bitch is gonna need more crack and vodka.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by Fixatia on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:25pm.

To make it as a royal you need a large stick inserted in your ass.
The Queen was pissed when these photos of Kate were leaked.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:04pm.

Hey...I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number
and call me maybe!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by Anima on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:20pm.

That's when Tom knew Scientology was for him.

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:11pm.

The conception of Suri

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by popozao on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:00pm.

Why Katie Holmes left Scientology

Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:57pm.

How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem? He worked it out with a pencil.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:45pm.

Quit wasting my time with that stupid little stick, Just lube me up & stick your head up my ass, already

Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:41pm.

No matter how hard Khloe fought, Bruce Jenner was determined to find out her beauty secrets.

Submitted by Homeless J on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:54pm.

After intercepting radio signals emanating from planet Earth, aliens finally arrived to inflict the punishment on Lindsay Lohan they said was "Just Us, for the good of the Universe!"