Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

We’ve known for some time that this celebrity is engaged, but the details about her wedding plans have been far and few between.

One item on her checklist that isn’t leaking out is her choice for Maid of Honor. While it is usual for a bride to choose a sister or cousin or long-time friend, our bride is going a different way.

Her long-time best friend is an famous actress. However, their friendship is on shaky ground right now. We’ve talked about some of the issues that have caused the friction between the two over the past year or so. During that time, our bride has become close friends with another female celebrity (who has a habit of stirring up controversy).

Our bride understands the public relations machine, very, very well. It would be disingenuous to choose the old friend as her Maid of Honor, as the two are cordial but rather cool towards each other right now. However, if she chooses the controversial new friend, the media will certainly work overtime to uncover the “scandal” that tore the former best friends apart.

A third choice, one that would work for both her and her future husband, is a celebrity couple with whom they have been spending a lot of time recently.

So, what will she do? Choose her former bestie (which will placate the press), or her new friend (which could stir up questions) or the celebrity couple (which would be neutral and work for both her and her fiancé)?

As of today, she is choosing… none of the above! She is starting to think that she just wants to avoid the whole mess, and is now asking her future husband to forgo the wedding party altogether. If she can’t have anyone up there, neither can he! He’s not happy about it, but, unless she has some miraculous reconciliation with her long-time bestie, this may be the only thing that will keep the peace. (Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Aniston, Court “don’t forget the extra e” Ney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? Jennifer should tell them all to eff off and really make the offices of the tabloids crumble into a million pieces by making her arch rival Maddox her man of honor.

There have been a lot of break ups lately, and we hear that there is another one coming!

This celebrity is very beautiful – and has been famous for over 20 years now – but her taste in men has always been questionable.

Her spouse is not exactly a model husband. She has primary responsibility for earning the money and raising their child/ren and keeping the family together… while he does little except cheat on her! He was cheating on her while they were dating, and kept cheating right through their marriage. In retrospect, it was pretty naïve of her to think that he would change once they got married.

One additional interesting aspect of this split is her long-time friendship with a very famous actor. The actor has become friends – no, make that very good friends – with her husband, so it will be interesting to see which half of the couple he will support after the split. (Blind Gossip)

Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber and George Clooney for the friend? If Cindy Crawford was 25 and George Clooney needed a new award season escort, he’d side with her. But since Rande’s got the tequila, he’ll go with Rande.

During a recent weekend, this multiple Oscar nominee and this one-time Oscar nominee spent some time together. They watched some sports game together, had a few meals together, and participated in a few leisure-time activities together. All very innocent, right?

Maybe not.

Multiple has a jealous male friend. He is an actor who broke into the business more than 20 years ago as a minor. Now, we’re not saying that anyone here is gay… but Multiple has had a revolving door of girlfriends, One-Time has been in few suspiciously beardy relationships, and Male Friend spends an awful lot of time in gay bars in WeHo!

The Male Friend wasn’t at Multiple’s that weekend, but he quickly found out that Multiple was spending the weekend with another man. When he found out that it was One-Time, he went nuts! He sent One-Time a flurry of threatening texts and voice mails telling him that Multiple “is my man” and that he had better stay away from or that he would tell the press that One-Time is gay!

Uh oh! But it was an idle threat, and One-Time knew it. He knew that Male Friend wasn’t about to sink three successful careers with one call. But – just to make sure – he and Multiple did a photo op together that portrays them as a couple of regular, macho guys who were doing nothing more than hanging out, watching sports, drinking beer, and talking about girls. (Blind Gossip)

Leonardo DiCatchAHo, Bradley Cooper and Lukas Haas? Bunch a melodramatic queens. But I do get a twitch thinking of Lukas Haas and Bradley Cooper scratching at each other over Leonardo DiCatchAHo. I’m surprised I haven’t written that fanfiction in my wet dream journal before.

At a pre-Oscar party this weekend…

He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else — a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.

They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.

Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say it’ll be a long engagement. If this is how it’s going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. They’re just so young.

PS. NOT January Jones. (Lainey Gossip)

Liam Hemsworth and January Jones disguised as Emma Watson?

It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn’t smoke pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over each other. (CDAN)

Brad Pitt?